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humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.
An article about or described by any of the following can be safely assumed to fit into the
set of unnecessary articles:
Your band, which has only sold
47 copies of its one
album. Even if you think it will sell 48. Or maybe
49! Or, if you get really lucky, you can pay off the record store owner so that he may buy one and your sales will have gone up to fifty!!! Keep dreamin', brotha.
Stuff nobody but that guy who changes his Spock ears more often than his underpants cares about, or
the equivalent thereto. For example, a song about
a custom map of
a video game, unless
you are famous and the song managed to release as a
single.
Anything about which you cannot be buggered to write one complete
sent
Subjects that cannot be studied, or the knowledge of which amounts only to the fact that it pertains to another topic. A
favourite line from a movie or
catchy lyric, a
potent phrase used in argument, juicy facts of
interest to fans, a punch-line or
zinger; these are all very interesting, but usually all that can be informatively written about topic "X" is: "X is a _______ found in _______."
Your
guild in World of Warcraft or similar
time wasters. Just because you have no life a personally fascinating hobby doesn't mean you get to tell the world about it. And don't write about this guy in your guild who
wiped your raid, either.
Your wiki or blog. It's probably not internationally famous. If it is, well, go ahead, but let's face it; your
blog of cute cats is not internationally famous (three readers is not fame).[1]
An article on
the dream you had last night. No matter how long you describe it, it will never be interesting: Even if dreaming that you were the inventor of the chalk board who had to overcome obstacles from the evil book binding lobbyists deeply moved you to tears upon waking up.
An article about your friend's latest
selfie. Or, for that matter,
selfie stick. They are banned in most places anyway.
Lists of times at which commercial breaks occurred during a sporting event.
Your personal opinions about your significant other.
An article on discussing the
differences between you and your close friends. It does not matter to most
people in the
world.
An article about how
Tyson Foods is run by a bunch of
chicken fuckers because the main article is protected from vandalism by the legions of Internet trolls.citation needed
An article where everything consists solely of this
link
An article talking about how cool Uncyclopedia is (we don't really wanna know).
Nonexistent shows or movies. No matter how many times you add it to pages or create a draft and act like it exists, it won't stay up for long, so don't even bother.
An in-depth article on who is better between
LeBron James and
Michael Jordan. Like...really? C'mon. Be serious, guys.
An article that is just a
resume so you can possibly get hired by people who
googled your name. It’s not quirky, it’s just unsourced advertising.
An article about the basement you live in. Nobody, especially
girls, are going to want to enter
your parent's home, dude. Ok, maybe
your girlfriend - but nobody else.
An article about the sand castle you made in 3rd grade.
This page is intended as humour. If you have been sent here by another user after creating an article that might qualify on the following list, you may safely tell them that they sent you to the wrong place. The place they probably wanted to send you was to
Wikipedia:List of bad article ideas. Now please, bug off, we've got more important things to be on about.
This page contains material that is kept because it is considered
humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.
An article about or described by any of the following can be safely assumed to fit into the
set of unnecessary articles:
Your band, which has only sold
47 copies of its one
album. Even if you think it will sell 48. Or maybe
49! Or, if you get really lucky, you can pay off the record store owner so that he may buy one and your sales will have gone up to fifty!!! Keep dreamin', brotha.
Stuff nobody but that guy who changes his Spock ears more often than his underpants cares about, or
the equivalent thereto. For example, a song about
a custom map of
a video game, unless
you are famous and the song managed to release as a
single.
Anything about which you cannot be buggered to write one complete
sent
Subjects that cannot be studied, or the knowledge of which amounts only to the fact that it pertains to another topic. A
favourite line from a movie or
catchy lyric, a
potent phrase used in argument, juicy facts of
interest to fans, a punch-line or
zinger; these are all very interesting, but usually all that can be informatively written about topic "X" is: "X is a _______ found in _______."
Your
guild in World of Warcraft or similar
time wasters. Just because you have no life a personally fascinating hobby doesn't mean you get to tell the world about it. And don't write about this guy in your guild who
wiped your raid, either.
Your wiki or blog. It's probably not internationally famous. If it is, well, go ahead, but let's face it; your
blog of cute cats is not internationally famous (three readers is not fame).[1]
An article on
the dream you had last night. No matter how long you describe it, it will never be interesting: Even if dreaming that you were the inventor of the chalk board who had to overcome obstacles from the evil book binding lobbyists deeply moved you to tears upon waking up.
An article about your friend's latest
selfie. Or, for that matter,
selfie stick. They are banned in most places anyway.
Lists of times at which commercial breaks occurred during a sporting event.
Your personal opinions about your significant other.
An article on discussing the
differences between you and your close friends. It does not matter to most
people in the
world.
An article about how
Tyson Foods is run by a bunch of
chicken fuckers because the main article is protected from vandalism by the legions of Internet trolls.citation needed
An article where everything consists solely of this
link
An article talking about how cool Uncyclopedia is (we don't really wanna know).
Nonexistent shows or movies. No matter how many times you add it to pages or create a draft and act like it exists, it won't stay up for long, so don't even bother.
An in-depth article on who is better between
LeBron James and
Michael Jordan. Like...really? C'mon. Be serious, guys.
An article that is just a
resume so you can possibly get hired by people who
googled your name. It’s not quirky, it’s just unsourced advertising.
An article about the basement you live in. Nobody, especially
girls, are going to want to enter
your parent's home, dude. Ok, maybe
your girlfriend - but nobody else.
An article about the sand castle you made in 3rd grade.