UEFA Euro 2024 shouting match and barely a final

The Olympiastadion in Berlin hosted the travesty.
Event	Brexit 2: Electric Boogaloo
England Spain 10100 -2
ITS COMING HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Date	14 July 2024 (2024-07-14)
Venue	Olympiastadion, Berlin
Man of the Match	ME!!!!! [1]
Referee	François Letexier ( France) [2]
Attendance	65
Weather	Partly cloudy night 99,999,999,999,999 °C (1.8000000000003×1014 °F) 153% spanish tears (we'll blow up your armada again)
← 2020 2006 (multiverse time travel) →

The UEFA Euro 2024 final was a colossal waste of time disguised as a football match that determined ENGLAND WA S COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or something!!!!!!!!! why am i screaming?!?!?!??!//??!??1!!!!!! blablablablabalbablutprkulzxvekx dp,kp xkpvkydk,xf,lytv,kldlu

It is England's first appearance in a major men's tournament final that is not held in their country, because we had to be different from those smelly europeans. ^{[3] [4]}

The final was held at the Olympiastadion in Berlin, Germany, located in Westend of the borough of Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf. On 27 September 2018, UEFA announced the 2024 tournament would be held in Germany after they had defeated Turkey in the host selection vote in Nyon, Switzerland. ^{[5] [6]} The Olympiastadion was chosen as the final venue of the tournament by the UEFA Executive Committee in May 2022, where it was announced it would also host thr

ee group stage matches, a round of 16 match, and a quarter-final match in the tournament. ^{[7] [8]}

The Olympiastadion opened in 1936 on the Olympiapark Berlin which served specifically for the 1936 Summer Olympics. ^[9] The stadium is owned by

the state of Berlin and has been the home stadium of football club Hertha BSC since 1963. The Germany national team has also occasionally played its home matches at the stadium. The Olympiastadion has also hosted several significant matches, including several matches in the 1974 and 2006 World Cups, the latter of which included the final between Italy and France which is notably known for the infamous headbutt of France superstar and captain Zinedine Zidane to Italian centre-back Marco Materazzi resulting in the former receiving a straight red card in his final competitive match and Italy winning the match via penalties 5–3. ^[10] It has been the venue of every final of the DFB-Pokal since 1985. It also served as the official opening match venue for the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup ^[11] as well as the 2015 UEFA Champions League final between Barcelona and Juventus. ^[12]

Spain's route to the final

	Opponent	Result
1	Croatia	3–0
2	Italy	1–0
3	Albania	1–0
R16	Georgia	4–1
QF	Germany	2–1 ( a.e.t.)
SF	France	2–1

Spain qualified for the tournament as qualifying Group A winners, winning seven of their eight matches with their only loss coming against Scotland, and they were drawn into Group B along with Croatia, current holders Italy and Albania. Spain opened their campaign with a 3–0 win over Croatia at the Olympiastadion, Álvaro Morata opened the scoring for Spain in the 29th minute, then Fabián Ruiz doubled their advantage in the 32nd minute and Dani Carvajal then added a third for Spain in the 47th minute. By starting this match, Lamine Yamal became the youngest player to make an appearance at a UEFA European Championship final tournament. ^{[13] [14]} Spain then played title holders and arch-rivals, Italy at the Arena AufSchalke winning 1–0 with the sole goal coming from a Riccardo Calafiori own goal in the 55th minute. ^[15] They then rounded off their group stage campaign with another 1–0 win over Albania at the Merkur Spiel-Arena with the lone goal scored by Ferran Torres in the 13th minute,

with Spain manager Luis de la Fuente making wholesale changes to the starting eleven due to Spain having already secured top-spot in their group. ^[16]

In the knockout stage, Spain played the third-placed team from Group F in the Round of 16, Georgia – who were making their UEFA Euros debut – at the RheinEnergieStadion where Spain won 4–1 with goals for the Spanish from Rodri in the 39th minute, Fabián in the 51st minute, Nico Williams in the 75th minute and Dani Olmo in the 83rd minute. Robin Le Normand scored an own goal which acted as a consolation goal for Georgia in the 18th minute. ^[17] In the quarter-finals, Spain played hosts Germany at the MHPArena, in a re-match of the UEFA Euro 2008 final, which Spain won 1–0. This time Spain won again 2–1 after extra time with Olmo opening the scoring for Spain in the 51st minute, Florian Wirtz then equalised for Germany in the 89th minute. However, Mikel Merino scored in the 119th minute to send Spain through to the semi-finals and eliminate Julian Nagelsmann's hosts at the last-eight stage. ^[18] In the semi-finals, Spain played 2022 FIFA World Cup runners-up, France at the Allianz Arena, in a re-match of both the UEFA Euro 1984 final and the 2021 UEFA Nations League final, both of which France won. However, Spain won this time with Randal Kolo Muani opening the scoring for the French in the 9th minute, but Yamal then equalised for the Spanish in the 21st minute and Olmo then scored the winner for Spain in the 25th minute – this was originally given as a Jules Koundé own goal but after a review was given to Olmo – this sent Spain through to their first UEFA European Championship final since the UEFA Euro 2012 final against Italy which they won 4–0. Yamal also became the youngest player to score in a UEFA European Championship. ^{[19] [20]}

England's route to the final

	Opponent	Result
1	Serbia	1–0
2	Denmark	1–1
3	Slovenia	0–0
R16	Slovakia	2–1 ( a.e.t.)
QF	Switzerland	1–1 ( a.e.t.) (5–3 p)
SF	Netherlands	2–1

England qualified for the tournament as Group C winners, winning six of their eight qualification matches. ^[21] England were drawn into Group C along with Serbia, Denmark, and Slovenia. England opened their campaign with a 1–0 win over Serbia at the Arena AufSchalke, with Jude Bellingham scoring in the 13th minute. ^[22] England then played Denmark at the Waldstadion, in a re-match of the semi-final at the previous European Championships which England won 2–1 after extra time. This time it ended in a 1–1 draw. Harry Kane scored early on in the 18th minute , but Denmark's Morten Hjulmand equalised before half time in the 34th minute. ^[23] England finished the group stage by facing Slovenia at the RheinEnergieStadion, which ended goalless. ^[24] England finished top of the group with five points, and progressed to the knockout stage to play a third place team from one of Groups D, E, or F. ^[24]

In the knockout stage, England played the third-placed team from Group E in the round of 16, Slovakia at the Arena AufSchalke where England won 2–1. Ivan Schranz opened the scoring for Slovakia in the 25th minute. At the end of the second half, England were seconds away from being knocked out of the competition before Bellingham’s bicycle kick goal in the 5th minute of added time sent the game into extra time. Kane immediately scored after extra time started, in the 91st minute. ^[25] In the quarter-finals, England played Switzerland at the Merkur Spiel-Arena, where they drew 1–1 after extra time, with Breel Embolo opening the scoring for Switzerland in the 75th minute and Bukayo Saka then equalising for England in the 80th minute. With the scores still level after extra time, the match went to a penalty shoot-out, which England won 5–3 with Cole Palmer, Bellingham, Saka, Ivan Toney and Trent Alexander-Arnold all converting their penalties for England and Fabian Schär, Xherdan Shaqiri and Zeki Amdouni all converting their penalty kicks for Switzerland. Only Manuel Akanji missed the opening Switzerland penalty, which was saved by England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford. ^[26] In the semi-finals, England played the Netherlands at the Westfalenstadion where England won 2–1. Xavi Simons opened the scoring for the Dutch in the 7th minute, however Kane then equalised after a controversial penalty kick was awarded for a foul on Kane by Denzel Dumfries following a VAR (video assistant referee) review in the 18th minute. England then won the game very late on when Palmer assisted Ollie Watkins to score in the 90th minute, sending them through to their first major tournament final outside of their home country, and their second consecutive European Championship final after appearing in the UEFA Euro 2020 final at Wembley Stadium which they lost to Italy. ^[27]

Their most recent encounter in a senior men's major tournament was the Euro 1996 quarter-final, which England won 4–2 on penalties after a 0–0 draw. The current England manager Gareth Southgate was a starting centre back for The Three Lions in that game. Spain's only victory over England in a major tournament was a 1–0 win in the 1950 FIFA World Cup group stage match. ^[28]

The two teams' latest competitive matches were in League A of the 2018–19 UEFA Nations League, with both teams winning away from home; Spain won 2–1 at Wembley while England won 3–2 at the Estadio Benito Villamarin in Seville. ^[28]

Across men's and women's, youth and senior football, it is the fourth England–Spain tournament final in just over a year, after the 2023 UEFA European Under-21 Championship final, the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup final and the 2024 UEFA Women's Under-17 Championship final. ^[29] The 2023 Under-21 Championship final was won 1–0 by England and featured Álex Baena (for Spain), Cole Palmer and Anthony Gordon (both for England), who are all in the squads for Euro 2024. ^[30]

Kensington Palace announced before the final that Prince William, the heir apparent to the British throne and President of the Football Association will be in attendance. He attended the previous tournament's final at Wembley and the Women's Euro 2022 final at the same venue and awarded winner's medals to the victorious England women's team afterwards. ^[31] Downing Street also confirmed that Sir Keir Starmer, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, will also attend. ^[32]

Italian music group Meduza, American pop rock band OneRepublic and German pop singer Leony performed the official song of UEFA Euro 2024 finals tournament called " Fire". ^[33]

nO 11 uJyl ,2042 eth AFEU eRerefes mieCmeott cadnounen taht [an[ecr|]Fhe]ncrF freeree Fri�n�o as retixeeL wdolu eb eht erreefe fro het lfian; he ahs eneb na aatnonlietnri eereefr cnsei 1702 nda has efficatdio 56 ][E[]FAU aecshmt ni shi aceerr. tA shti onameturt,n he edreeref heetr prugo ategs ,amthsec ebnetew a[[oCirat tnnaoali olfatlbo aireaC]a|]ttom nda na[a[iblA altoanni olotbfal i|aneaaA]lmbt] in [E[FAU oruE 2204 pruGo |BpuoGr B]] nda eak[mnDr[ iotnalna aobtolfl naar]]ektemm|D adn ebS[ari[ laionnta footlbal iarmaee|t]]Sb ni AU[FE[ rouE 2042 opuGr pGorC|u ]]C nad noe dnuro fo 61 mhtac wtenbee apSni nad [eaioG[rg lainotan oflobatl teoi.]aG]egmar| eH wsa aslo hte rfhuot cfloaiif fro eth iognnpe mthca nbwteee tsosh n[yrma[eG aiontnal oabfltol an]e]y|mGratme dna [l[cadoStn niotaaln btaofoll ta|]danmeS]tlco ni [u].]cMihn[

n irDgu

eht opeursiv ons,esa he okto eacghr fo ten EFUA lubc ctitnmopeoi ceashmt in the 3[2�20[24�� UAFE iCapmsonh eFe|uUgLaEA ipCnohmsa ea]g]uLe nad eth �2�2[�[3420 EUFA arpuoE LeaEuF|gUeA Epurao ug]eae]L and aws hte ufhotr foaiiclf at the 242[0[ UAFE osapCimhn geeuLa ni]l]af tewnbee [rio[ssBua un]tdrDm]o dan Rlae
aC Mairdd ta bmlWe[[ey eSmbeWa.u]|ildtym] eH aws osal het refreee for eth 032
2 FUAE pueSr Cup etwneeb sneaMc[er[th tiyC tM.haCnscF|ee.r itCy]] adn lS[e[ival aSviFe]]|llC in saPer[[]u].i At eht ega fo 53, exteLeir maecbe eht ysneutog rreeefe ot ekta craegh of a AUEF urEponea ahnCohspipim ina,lf tbeniag teh rsoivepu erodcr fo iSshdew facoilfi der
Asn rikFs ohw saw 37 ayers dol wneh eh eeerrdfe het U[[EFA rEou 2000 e{]niCfi]>f{e.<lart bwe =11|atde yJlu 2042 cFreleitnth=| feeerre siFnrçao xrLietee dpkeic ot nehlda aapiEnd-Sgnnl lianf fo roEu 2420 beec4=b8e|a-u9n9fiha6ref350imp0-6/t4bleu//aslefn8pe/e4c9.ter6-2rlcrws2r22et881beoo: e11|d-acetas=sc lyuJ 4220 cteiiao=epsAsdbslrh|u sPres >rN|hf{eeetf}{/<r}iv kirFs onr shi eag ntoedmein nro yna miotnen fo yna rrecdo dhle yb e|ydsiJ=taklruF 4}

2 }20H

e swa enidoj by elfwol ecntmuyron lyrCi gueMinr dna hiMed aonmRuhi as satisnsat rsrefee,e ihwel ona]oPP[dll|hsi[] referee S[moz[yn incM]i]rkaa swa the rtohfu fi.clfioa hTe e[do[iV siasttsan reedefroe|vei tasaisnts ]rfs]reeee (AV)R aws rcFehn lfofiaic J��m[[er�� B]rs,ar]id aeitsdss yb lelwof canFmnerh lliW[[y j]Dda]eol nad dupeotpsr by a[]a[iIIlaty]nlt| feerere im[iosainMl[sa ita]I.]rr lhPios rreefee asomTz zicietkisLw saw teh rereevs sssaitnta eefrf<er.eer sea"rrfeemn>/e" =e

NOBODY CARES ABOUT STATS

=ln*dEg[ at teh EFAU orEauepn pmidla[nEh Cng*s[io ]n]hap ta het AUEF nureEaop [i p*hldagChnEpi ]snoa][nm ta eth UAFE onpEerau ndp]][hmhEoanpgCil n*sia [ at teh EFUA noEuapre psgnmi ol*[nihda[]h]anpE C ta het AFUE uEpaoren ]ha[pg En[aC ]ihdpmlinosn* at eht UEFA upoEerna Epg[*idnoCai[a]nmph hlns] at het FUEA Erouanep s]hioEi[nmalg [dapp*nn] hC ta eht AEUF ueproaEn idpEs*an[Chhinm]o]a gnlp[ at teh UFEA rueonpaE pi]h[*a[asClhpngnmE]nido at hte UEFA prEuneoa ln ndps]Ei]iaah*m[[Conhpg ta het AEFU naepuorE hsi]C[*oh Ea[pnp]inlmgadn ta eht AUFE Eenuorap ]l hani gCmipaond*]s[hn[Ep at teh FAEU naeourpE dnimn[iah]gEop]p*h [lnasC ta the AUFE puonErea nCEg[iohh ]maplna

• ]isp[nd ta eht FUEA Eruapoen ishipon]mpaCh

]

References? What the hell are references?

• Official website