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This page in a nutshell: Bad language is not tolerable.

As most people know, the English language is a large, diverse, and complicated thing. ^{citation needed} However, the (somewhat) most famous words are the naughty, nasty language! Oh my god! The swears! The cussing! The profanity! Evil knows no bounds, and can be punished in many ways here.

• The F word - Also known as "the F bomb", the F word is used in many nasty ways. You can "F bomb" your mom! Yourself! Even the deaf can be F'd upon!
• The S word - While not as bad as the F word, the S word is still very nasty! You see, it stands for 'Shit'! How could one call someone feces?! Unacceptable!
• The B word, Part 1 - This hideous word is used to describe a female, rudely! (And if you add "son of a", then it can be used against males!)
• The B word, Part 2 - This nasty word is used, derogatorily, against a kid! Think of the children!
• The A word - While the other A word is not always used for harm, this nasty, nasty word is!
• The D word, Part 1 - This nasty word is so bad, that it was used by the Christophers to describe the H word!
• The D word, Part 2 - We should ban this NAUGHTY word! It is used to describe the penis! There are people out there who are named this!
• The H word - This nasty word is where Satan is from!
• The P word - This word is used for urination!

There are other words, but either I forgot them, or they are SO naughty, that their mere mention puts you into the confines of shun-ishment!

Consequences

There are many consequences to speaking words that shall not be spoken. These include things like slaps on the wrist, a penny in the digital swear jar, or having soap put into your mouth. Of course, there are worse punishments, but because this isn't a dictatorship, these are the punishments you will get.

• Sailor Mouth - It shows characters in a kids show about some anthropomorphic cheese swearing at everything! At work! At a game of snakes and ladders! At injury! Dear lord!
• Rude Removal - This classic show about a British child once had an episode of him (and his sister) making an evil version of themselves, and they swear! If your curious, but don't want to lose your innocence, this was done using a whatchmacallit, powered by their mum's paycheck, to seperate the nasty-ness from the kind... side...
• That one movie with the pink guy - The only spoken piece of dialogue from the antihero is " Take that, (see 'The F word')s!"
• THESE ARTICLES!!!
• Wikipedia:FUCK YEAH! - Good grief! Their evil knows no bounds.

I'll list more later.

Swearing is bad! ^[1]

• Wikipedia:Swearing
• The other Wikipedia:Swearing