Welcome to my userpage. This page isn't really all that interesting (but it's at least less embarassing than the last edit), nor does it have much of a point since I haven't done much serious editing on here in a long, long while, but you can browse here if you're so inclined. (to find a giant page full of userboxes, go here)

The essentials en This user is a native speaker of the English language. de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 7. This user is a graduate of the Ohio State University. SAT This user scored 2090 of 2400 on the SAT. 2090 This user is male. This user is a citizen of the United States of America. This user lives in or hails from Columbus area. This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time. This user's time zone is EST. This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio.

About me

• Real Name: Jon Waltrip
• Residence: Columbus, Ohio
• Status: Unemployed, recently graduated from the Ohio State University with a B.A. in political science and minors in economics and geography
• Marital status: In a long-distance relationship
• Age: 22
• Pets: four cats
• Hobbies and interests: International affairs, public policy, macroeconomic policy, cartography and GIS, military history, sports, video gaming
• Favorite colors: Emerald, navy blue

To-do list

• Update all articles dealing with the Cleveland Cavaliers franchise (seasons, all-time roster, main page)
• Continue updating Cleveland Heights High School's page
• Contribute to United States presidential election, 2016 and related pages as that election cycle kicks into high gear

Wikipedia's Tip of the Day

Pages I find amusing

• List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
• Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense
• Unusual articles