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(in order of appearance)
A far-away picture of a puma trudging through snow comes into focus as narrator speaks.
A rough but beautiful Antarctic landscape comes into focus, and a city is seen in the background. While this plays in the background.
Camera switches views to a city, where it is quite empty today.
Flash to a small cabin on the outskirts of a city known as Emperor's Rock. Thekillerpenguin is seen reading a book on the history of the Wikipedians, next to a blazing fireplace, while sipping a mug of tea made from some wintergreen leaves from his garden.
Fade to black.
Flash to a scene of a smoldering battleground.
A figure that looks like Willy rises out of the ground.
A creature that looks like a human in black robes, but with a ram's head and eagle's talons for hands, comes out of the darkness. This is Ding.
Ding turns one talon into a claw and Willy gasps in pain, writhing.
Thekillerpenguin is at his classroom teaching a class of 6th graders about the history of the Alliance of Penguins, when suddenly bright red lights flash all around
Music switches to this(Wait for the music to start.)
The lights turn off except for the red flashing ones, while Thekillerpenguin presses a secret button in his desk. Bipedal security bots come out from hidden trapdoors in the floor, armed with various weapons. Three come out to escort the class while the others stay behind to guard the classroom. Thekillerpenguin activates his battle gear, and grabs a USP from his desk.
Thekillerpenguin readies his USP, pointing it at the door. Zoom to his face, in a prepared expression.
Fade to white.
Thekillerpenguin listens intently, and he hears the sound of security bots being destroyed. He activates his cloaking device, and peeks out if the classroom. He sees a figure in a black robe, with a ram's head and claws.
Thekillerpenguin headshots Willy and then promptly throws a salvo of feather-throwing-knives at his vital points, including the spot below the abdomen.
Willy drops to the floor, and Thekillerpenguin fires his pistol at Ding.
Ding performs a Matrix block in front of a stunned Thekillerpenguin.
Thekillerpenguin activates his endorphin rush, and slams into Ding, while injecting him with a WikiVirus known as WoWDIE.
Thekillerpenguin watches as Ding rushes down the hallway, leaving Willy behind.
Fade to black.
Brambleberry reaches the door and paws at it.
Brambleberry backs up, scuffs at the ground, and charges toward the door. It loosens, so she goes back and does the same. This time the door opens and Brambleberry comes tumbling in. She stands up, shakes herself off, and licks her paw before trotting up to Thekillerpenguin.
The Council of Wikipedians is seated around a table in the Tampa Tower, with Jimbo at the head.
A hushed murmur goes off in the audience.
A loud explosion goes off in the distance. Music switches to This.
Vandal bots enter the room and slaughter some of the council members. Jimbo ducks under a table, and when the assailants aren't looking, he runs to the 20th floor, where a large helipad is conveniently located.
A helicopter arrives in 30 seconds.
The survivors climb into the helicopter as it takes off. However, soon after, a rocket downs the bird.
The helicopter fall out of the sky spinning, and Jimbo opens the door.
Music changes to Chariots of Fire Slow motion as Jimbo jumps out of the helicopter. He falls for a few feet, and catches a pistol that Whoop Whoop threw to him, and headshots a VandalBot about 10 feet above the ground, before landing on the carcass.
Jimbo runs, again, in slow motion, as artillery shells land behind him, and bullets fly by. He nearly gets hit by a vandal's banhammer (stolen from the tower), but he ducks just in time. He continues running to a bike a few meters away, while homing rockets fly toward him. Jimbo does a backflip, making the rockets miss. He is only a few inches away from the bike when the helicopter crashes, making the pilot and the people who didn't get out in the time fly out in the resulting explosion.
Whoop Whoop pull up, who jumped out after Jimbo, boards another bike and they ride out of the tower grounds. Music switches to this.
The two round a corner, narrowly escaping a Unencyclops.
They drive through the side streets, seeing glimpses of the battlefield. The Wikipedian forces were fighting to a stalemate, and the tower was burning from bomb attacks.
Wiki Gear JIM attacks Jimbo and Whoop Whoop, firing machine guns and lasers their way. Music changes to this.
By the time the Wiki Gear turns around, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop are half a mile away from the city.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin are walking through Wikipedia when Brambleberry of RiverClan stops.
Both shudder.
The two Wikipedians cautiously walk in the block logs, but to their surprise, the facility is derelict. The security bots, however are still functioning.
He turns invisible, and walks through the hallways without a sound. However, the security bots' eyes are red, instead of the usual green.
Thekillerpenguin's worst suspicion is confirmed, as in the security room, the chief has been shot dead by the bots, apparently. Thekillerpenguin comes over to inspect, and the computer has a vandal's USB stuck in it, presumably where the VandalVirus came from. He scans the computer, and finds that the virus has been active for a few hours.
The duo attack and destroy several security bots as they run toward the rear exit. The security bots are still running after them.
The two are shocked to see that this path has been blocked as well.
Thekillerpenguin suddenly grows bigger, as mechanical transformation sound are heard. He transforms into a penguin-shaped hovercraft. The side door opens
Thekillerpenguin is cruising over the ocean at supersonic speed while in hovercraft form. He is heading for the Antarctic International Airport, the only place with access to Penguin university.
Thekillerpenguin opens his side door, and Brambleberry jumps out, as he converts back to a normal penguin.
Thekillerpenguin walks over to what appears to be a subway station at the edge of the airport, underneath the ice.
Thekillerpenguin walks up to the ticket box and gets two tickets for himself and Brambleberry for the ride to Penguin University on the Penguin University Express. In a few minutes, the U.T. arrives and they board the last compartment.
Thekillerpenguin presses a button on the seats, which make them double as a spot to lie down.
About ten minutes pass by as Brambleberry stares out of the window, marvelling at the underwater structure of both the airport and the natural rock formations. She also sees some krill and icefish swimming by.
She points over to a few specks in the distance swimming toward the train.
Music changes to This Brambleberry can now see that they are leopard seals, armed with rocket launchers and submachine guns. They are wearing a special suit with mechanical legs, and are also wearing body armor and helmets. One of the soldiers arms a torpedo cannon, and fires at the rail of the last compartment, and the explosion destroys part of the rail connector, the part of the train that connects the compartment to the rail. The compartment suddenly hangs precariously at an angle, swinging side to side, all while the compartment is still moving.
The conductor is trying to calm penguins down.
The train screeches to a halt.
Thekillerpenguin activates his stealth camouflage, and crawls out of the compartment in an airtight hatch. He swims over to where the leopard seals are, and, using underwater combat techniques, quickly stuns the one on the back by choking and swinging him around until he passes out.
Thekillerpenguin's stealth camouflage runs out of power, just as he sneaks up on a leopard seal commando.
He fires at Thekillerpenguin with a tranquilizer dart as Thekillerpenguin attempts to peck his vital organs out. He manages to do so, but shortly afterwards succumbs to the tranquilizer and falls asleep.
A backup squad of leopard seals arrives about 20 feet away from the compartment, weapons armed. Suddenly, one of the rails keeping the train up snaps, leaving the compartment hanging on one rail and a broken connector only.
Dockuin brings out a can of freezing spray from a hidden compartment.
Dockuin swims out first to recover Thekillerpenguin, and he puts him inside the compartment to recover. Dockuin swims out again, but tells Brambleberry to swim out and cover him.
Music change, wait for it to start
Brambleberry quickly swims to the attackers unnoticed, and then uses her Wiki-Powers to block them all, just as more are arriving in the distance.
Dockuin gets shot in the arm, and he swims into the compartment into safety.
Brambleberry swims over to the rail connector, and struggles to use the spray can, as her large paws do not fit.
Brambleberry of RiverClan eventually manages to get the spray to work with her teeth, though as the onslaught continues she must press harder with the spray. Eventually the top breaks off.
Immediately, the brakes lift and the train begins to move. Brambleberry of RiverClan quickly jumps inside a window. Thekillerpenguin begins to wake up and the leopard seals fall away as the train gains speed. However, a poisoned dart flies through an open window.
The train barely arrives in one piece at the station for Penguin University in the early morning. The moment all the passengers disembark, the rail connector blows up, and the train falls to the bottom of the ocean.
The duo head to the surface, and they see Penguin University. Penguin university is a large tower-like building 40 stories tall, and is located on a floating piece of land above a lake. Brambleberry picks up a brochure from a noticeboard. Uncommon for Antarctica, the temperature stays at a nice 70 degrees in the spring, summer, and fall, while it is really cold in the winter, according to the brochure.
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry head over to the shuttle car, a flying taxi-style vehicle, and fly over to the helipad. They head over to the lobby.
He shows the clerk his penguin I.D. card.
They take the long elevator ride up to the 20th floor, and they arrive at their given dorms.
A hour passes by, and Thekillerpenguin is drinking wintergreen tea, a favorite of penguins, while Brambleberry is busy trimming her claws. At seven o' clock, Brambleberry knocks on Thekillerpenguin's dorm.
Thekillerpenguin opens the porthole in his room, and belly-slides down it. He slides down the tunnel for a few seconds, which exits to the edge of a room with ice slides everywhere in a spiral pattern. He passes many other students taking the same route, and continues down the spiral to a large vertical tunnel, with more penguins in there. He accelerates down the end of the tunnel, and straight into the lake.
He spears a few WikiTrout with his beak, and catches several squid. However, as he is putting his squid into his second storage stomach, he notices what appears vaguely to be a vandalbot in the distance.
He gets out of the lake and hails a shuttle to the kitchen helipad, and regurgitates the his catch from his second (clean) stomach. He cooks, and brings two plates of braised WikiTrout and fried calamari to Brambleberry.
Thekillerpenguin considers the fact that she probably wouldn't want to hear it had been carried in his stomach, albeit a clean one.
They eat for a few minutes, and toward the end of their meal, they notice a group of students looking out of the window. Thekillerpenguin walks over.
Music change All the penguins in the cafeteria start screaming and running towards the exit.
Thekillerpenguin radios Pean about the situation.
A few tense seconds pass by.
A sound of a fight in the headmaster's room is hear over the radio, and Pospet uses the P.A. system.
Pospet sheds his skin and reveals himself to be a vandalbot as well.
The Vandalbots charge.
Vandalbots rise out of the lake and ground and start assaulting the University, while tanks, bombers, and Dramapedian ROFLcopters start their bombardment.
30 security guards evacuate the students to the shuttle station besides the lake via an energy bridge, while the other 120 activate the security bots and hop into the security shuttles. The camera focuses on a certain group in Shuttle 13, which is cruising along the grounds, looking for any aircraft.
Security guard 1337 presses a button on his watch, and reveals himself to be a PPA agent, which stands for Popset's Personal Army. He takes out a Desert Eagle and kills both number 49 and 13. He proceeds to kick out their bodies and hijacks the shuttle. He spots several shuttles coming his way.
Security guard 1337 uses the shuttle's mounted chaingun to gun down several shuttles, and uses homing rockets the finish off the rest. Having destroyed 5 shuttles already, he does an air raid on the energy bridge to the shuttle station, killing several late students.
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry notice the mad security guard, and Thekillerpenguin's face suddenly cringes with anger.
Thekillerpenguin jumps out of the window, rocket feet activated, to chase after Jukuin, leaving Brambleberry alone. She turns around to notice that there are several Vandalbots in the room with knives right behind here.
Brambleberry uses her WikiPowers to change her claws into giant swords, and springs into the vandalbots. Several fight scenes are shown, and finally Brambleberry is shown panting amongst bodies. Thekillerpenguin finally comes in.
Brambleberry and Thekillerpenguin both walk down the corridors to where the planes are kept, but when they open the doors there is nothing there.
Brambleberry of RiverClan leads Thekillerpenguin into a place where WikiPumas of all shapes and colors roam inside a horseshoe-shaped rock formation. The music in the background is this.
Jimbo and Whoop Whoop are seen trudging along outside Tampa City, with gunfire raging in the distance. Both are pained with hunger and exhaustion.
The two Wikipedians walk around for half an hour, and they eventually reach a clearing with a box in the middle.
Jimbo opens the box and finds a note. The note says to climb inside.
Jimbo hops into the box, and reveals a large command center inside. Whoop Whoop pull up hops in too.
Suddenly Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin jump in, landing on Jimbo and Whoop whoop pull up.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin look to see Jimbo and Whoop whoop and step back, allowing the humans to breathe.
Thekillerpenguin, Whoop whoop, Brambleberry, and Jimbo stand in the command center as TKP tells them who he knows of.
Knock on the door
Thekillerpenguin goes over to the door and opens it. Suddenly, all four Wikipedians' mouths fall open in amazement.
Sure enough, an exhausted, emaciated Willy on Wheels staggers through the door and collapses into a chair.
They start asking Willy about the current condition of the vandals. He gives them much up-to-date and highly important information. Suddenly, a siren starts screaming. A red ceiling light begins to flash. Music switch
Thekillerpenguin flips out his flipper-blades and slices up the vandal, while more enter the room. Thekillerpenguin tranquilizes Willy and puts him into a closet.
The group fights a horde of incoming vandals for a few minutes when a rescue VTOL comes over.
All four Wikipedians drag an unconscious Willy onto the VTOL as Brambleberry finishes off the last vandal. The VTOL heads all the way over to a small penguin outpost in an island in the Caribbean.
After eating a substandard meal of salted herring and aged sparkling water, the moon comes out.
Switches to the same animation style as "The Tale of the Three Brothers" in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 as Brambleberry narrates.
As the moon gets higher in the sky, the Wikipedians notice a change in Brambleberry, whose fur is growing shaggy and on end, and she begins to stand on her hind legs.
He takes out a syringe and injects Brambleberry with a anti-friendly-fire serum.
The Wikipedians all trudge along the long road when they hear the ominous sounds of trolls feeding up ahead. Music change
As the group quietly crawls past a bush, a gruesome scene unfolds. Many hollow, empy shells of Wikipedians, fed on by trolls, are sitting at the bottom of the riverbed, lifeless.
As the troll is done feeding, Whoop Whoop slits its throat. It stumbles around for a few seconds, its throat spraying blood, before collapsing. As the group advances, they encounter an vandal camp.
Jimbo takes out a Golden Gun. The rest of the group storm the camp. A few minutes later, they retrieve some documents from the command center.
Suddenly, sleeping gas fills the room and the whole entire group is knocked out.
Music change The group awakens in an enclosed prison room, in chains, and with all their weapons stripped from them. A small computer screen in the opposite part of the room has Ding's horrid face.
A door opens and trolls grab all of them by the arms and lead them briskly through a detention facility, leading them into a cloning facility. Divided into four sections, there are clones of Jimbo, Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, and Thekillerpenguin all in tanks, and the "failures" are disposed in an incinerator.
The path leads outside, where cheering crowds of vandals await. They spit and throw spitballs at the captive Wikipedians, as four culture tubes are seen in the distance. They are forced to march for miles, until they reach the culture tubes. Inside, are exact clones of Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, Jimbo, and Thekillerpenguin, except with all red eyes.
The culture tubes open up, and the Evil editors hop out.
Jimbo, Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, and Thekillerpenguin are forced onto their knees as Evil Jimbo preps his Desert Eagle.
As Evil Jimbo points his gun at Jimbo's head, right before he pulls the trigger, a massive explosion in the distance goes off as Wiki Gear JIM destroys a building.
Suddenly, Theopolisme pokes his head out of the cockpit of Wiki Gear.
Theopolisme charges up JIM's laser.
The laser clears away a considerable amount of vandals, as all the others rush to the armory to get their weapons. Theopolisme clears away the bonds of the Wikipedians.
Jimbo and Whoop Whoop Pull Up are hanging onto Wiki Gear JIM, piloted by Theopolisme. The machine, a bipedal tank, is slowly trudging towards Tampa City. When they get to a supply depot, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop hop off and get into a small pickup truck piloted by members of the local Wikipedian resistance.
Music change once again. As the truck follows Wiki Gear JIM into the outskirts of Tampa City, the passengers realize that all the vegetation has died out, leaving a barren wasteland, complete with ruins of buildings, sand, and the occasional tumbleweed. Gunfire rages in the distance, mixed with screams from both sides. As the truck passes through a checkpoint, a makeshift refuge camp is seen, with many newbies cowering from the conflict, while the toughened veteran editors look grimly at the battle ahead.
The truck continues to outside the walls of the main city, where the passengers disembark and the truck is blasted apart by a stray rocket, killing the driver and a few slow editors. Whoop Whoop and Jimbo take cover behind a wall. Jimbo tosses a few grenades while Whoop Whoop takes out a sniper rifle. The troops within the city walls are getting slaughtered, and one by one, the passengers of the truck are all mowed down under machine gun fire. Another truck with reinforcements arrives, but they suffer the same fate.
This time an attack chopper arrives, and destroys a crowd of Unencyclopedians, but after its string of victories, an Unencyclops grabs it and tears it into two, tossing the wreckage onto the ground.
Meanwhile Wiki Gear JIM is storming a vandal safehouse. A vandal launches a rocket at the computer systems, temporarily stunning the mech while an Unencyclops approaches.
The Unencyclops gets closer.
Strangely, Wiki Gear JIM does power up. Theopolisme fires a laser at the Unencyclops, cutting it into two. However, more reinforcements and more Unencyclops take its toll on the three year old bipedal tank. As the armor is torn away, a figure approaches.
He draws his Desert Eagle and aims at the fragile exposed power core. Fade to black as several gunshots are heard, followed by an loud explosion.
Music change. At a resistance hideout, the sounds of cannons raging above, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop pull up are at a table discussing the situation.
As Whoop Whoop walks outside, the resistance member shows her the "tank", which is in reality an old beaten-up minivan with a medieval cannon stuck in the front in a smashed hole.
The resistance member gets into the drivers seat, and Whoop Whoop gets into the passenger seat, the dashboard of which has been smashed and hollowed out to make room for the cannon.
He floors the pedal, which takes ten seconds to accelerate, and starts driving slowly along the side roads, toward the sound of missiles, the occasional nuke, and lasers, until they reach a small courtyard where Vandal Gear is on a rampage, busy stomping on the remainder of a squad of resistance, who in vain try to damage Vandal Gear WOW with their pistols. They are swarmed by a horde of vandals, hacking and slashing with kitchen knives, leaving only a bloody heap left.
Vandal Gear, piloted by Evil Jimbo, turns around and sees the "tank".
He attempts to stomp the car, but it misses by a millimeter. The "tank" circles around, and Whoop Whoop fires the cannon at Vandal Gear's leg, which does absolutely nothing but make a small dent.
Suddenly, hordes of trolls charge toward the battered vehicle, quickly turning it into a hunk of metal with an engine. The resistance member is killed. Whoop Whoop clenches her teeth and takes the wheel.
She charges the tank into the last remaining pillar supporting the Tampa Tower, and sacrifices herself as the last pillar falls and the whole tower topples, right onto Vandal Gear.
However, a few minutes later, a battered Wikipedian rises out of the rubble. It is Whoop.
Music Change. Brambleberry and Thekillerpenguin are standing at a bridge in front of a detention facility in Unencyclopedia.
Thekillerpenguin thinks for a minute.
As they sneak toward the airfield, they find a big zeppelin and several missiles and rockets nearby.
They mount the weapons and climb in.
The zeppelin takes off as Brambleberry aims the rockets at the generators.
Wikipedia I: The Movie | Wikipedia II: The Users Strike Back | Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo | Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey | Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor | Rogue Vandal: A Wikipedian Story |
Wikipedia: The Musical |
Movies in bold are completed; movies in italics are still under construction.
Spinoffs:
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(in order of appearance)
A far-away picture of a puma trudging through snow comes into focus as narrator speaks.
A rough but beautiful Antarctic landscape comes into focus, and a city is seen in the background. While this plays in the background.
Camera switches views to a city, where it is quite empty today.
Flash to a small cabin on the outskirts of a city known as Emperor's Rock. Thekillerpenguin is seen reading a book on the history of the Wikipedians, next to a blazing fireplace, while sipping a mug of tea made from some wintergreen leaves from his garden.
Fade to black.
Flash to a scene of a smoldering battleground.
A figure that looks like Willy rises out of the ground.
A creature that looks like a human in black robes, but with a ram's head and eagle's talons for hands, comes out of the darkness. This is Ding.
Ding turns one talon into a claw and Willy gasps in pain, writhing.
Thekillerpenguin is at his classroom teaching a class of 6th graders about the history of the Alliance of Penguins, when suddenly bright red lights flash all around
Music switches to this(Wait for the music to start.)
The lights turn off except for the red flashing ones, while Thekillerpenguin presses a secret button in his desk. Bipedal security bots come out from hidden trapdoors in the floor, armed with various weapons. Three come out to escort the class while the others stay behind to guard the classroom. Thekillerpenguin activates his battle gear, and grabs a USP from his desk.
Thekillerpenguin readies his USP, pointing it at the door. Zoom to his face, in a prepared expression.
Fade to white.
Thekillerpenguin listens intently, and he hears the sound of security bots being destroyed. He activates his cloaking device, and peeks out if the classroom. He sees a figure in a black robe, with a ram's head and claws.
Thekillerpenguin headshots Willy and then promptly throws a salvo of feather-throwing-knives at his vital points, including the spot below the abdomen.
Willy drops to the floor, and Thekillerpenguin fires his pistol at Ding.
Ding performs a Matrix block in front of a stunned Thekillerpenguin.
Thekillerpenguin activates his endorphin rush, and slams into Ding, while injecting him with a WikiVirus known as WoWDIE.
Thekillerpenguin watches as Ding rushes down the hallway, leaving Willy behind.
Fade to black.
Brambleberry reaches the door and paws at it.
Brambleberry backs up, scuffs at the ground, and charges toward the door. It loosens, so she goes back and does the same. This time the door opens and Brambleberry comes tumbling in. She stands up, shakes herself off, and licks her paw before trotting up to Thekillerpenguin.
The Council of Wikipedians is seated around a table in the Tampa Tower, with Jimbo at the head.
A hushed murmur goes off in the audience.
A loud explosion goes off in the distance. Music switches to This.
Vandal bots enter the room and slaughter some of the council members. Jimbo ducks under a table, and when the assailants aren't looking, he runs to the 20th floor, where a large helipad is conveniently located.
A helicopter arrives in 30 seconds.
The survivors climb into the helicopter as it takes off. However, soon after, a rocket downs the bird.
The helicopter fall out of the sky spinning, and Jimbo opens the door.
Music changes to Chariots of Fire Slow motion as Jimbo jumps out of the helicopter. He falls for a few feet, and catches a pistol that Whoop Whoop threw to him, and headshots a VandalBot about 10 feet above the ground, before landing on the carcass.
Jimbo runs, again, in slow motion, as artillery shells land behind him, and bullets fly by. He nearly gets hit by a vandal's banhammer (stolen from the tower), but he ducks just in time. He continues running to a bike a few meters away, while homing rockets fly toward him. Jimbo does a backflip, making the rockets miss. He is only a few inches away from the bike when the helicopter crashes, making the pilot and the people who didn't get out in the time fly out in the resulting explosion.
Whoop Whoop pull up, who jumped out after Jimbo, boards another bike and they ride out of the tower grounds. Music switches to this.
The two round a corner, narrowly escaping a Unencyclops.
They drive through the side streets, seeing glimpses of the battlefield. The Wikipedian forces were fighting to a stalemate, and the tower was burning from bomb attacks.
Wiki Gear JIM attacks Jimbo and Whoop Whoop, firing machine guns and lasers their way. Music changes to this.
By the time the Wiki Gear turns around, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop are half a mile away from the city.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin are walking through Wikipedia when Brambleberry of RiverClan stops.
Both shudder.
The two Wikipedians cautiously walk in the block logs, but to their surprise, the facility is derelict. The security bots, however are still functioning.
He turns invisible, and walks through the hallways without a sound. However, the security bots' eyes are red, instead of the usual green.
Thekillerpenguin's worst suspicion is confirmed, as in the security room, the chief has been shot dead by the bots, apparently. Thekillerpenguin comes over to inspect, and the computer has a vandal's USB stuck in it, presumably where the VandalVirus came from. He scans the computer, and finds that the virus has been active for a few hours.
The duo attack and destroy several security bots as they run toward the rear exit. The security bots are still running after them.
The two are shocked to see that this path has been blocked as well.
Thekillerpenguin suddenly grows bigger, as mechanical transformation sound are heard. He transforms into a penguin-shaped hovercraft. The side door opens
Thekillerpenguin is cruising over the ocean at supersonic speed while in hovercraft form. He is heading for the Antarctic International Airport, the only place with access to Penguin university.
Thekillerpenguin opens his side door, and Brambleberry jumps out, as he converts back to a normal penguin.
Thekillerpenguin walks over to what appears to be a subway station at the edge of the airport, underneath the ice.
Thekillerpenguin walks up to the ticket box and gets two tickets for himself and Brambleberry for the ride to Penguin University on the Penguin University Express. In a few minutes, the U.T. arrives and they board the last compartment.
Thekillerpenguin presses a button on the seats, which make them double as a spot to lie down.
About ten minutes pass by as Brambleberry stares out of the window, marvelling at the underwater structure of both the airport and the natural rock formations. She also sees some krill and icefish swimming by.
She points over to a few specks in the distance swimming toward the train.
Music changes to This Brambleberry can now see that they are leopard seals, armed with rocket launchers and submachine guns. They are wearing a special suit with mechanical legs, and are also wearing body armor and helmets. One of the soldiers arms a torpedo cannon, and fires at the rail of the last compartment, and the explosion destroys part of the rail connector, the part of the train that connects the compartment to the rail. The compartment suddenly hangs precariously at an angle, swinging side to side, all while the compartment is still moving.
The conductor is trying to calm penguins down.
The train screeches to a halt.
Thekillerpenguin activates his stealth camouflage, and crawls out of the compartment in an airtight hatch. He swims over to where the leopard seals are, and, using underwater combat techniques, quickly stuns the one on the back by choking and swinging him around until he passes out.
Thekillerpenguin's stealth camouflage runs out of power, just as he sneaks up on a leopard seal commando.
He fires at Thekillerpenguin with a tranquilizer dart as Thekillerpenguin attempts to peck his vital organs out. He manages to do so, but shortly afterwards succumbs to the tranquilizer and falls asleep.
A backup squad of leopard seals arrives about 20 feet away from the compartment, weapons armed. Suddenly, one of the rails keeping the train up snaps, leaving the compartment hanging on one rail and a broken connector only.
Dockuin brings out a can of freezing spray from a hidden compartment.
Dockuin swims out first to recover Thekillerpenguin, and he puts him inside the compartment to recover. Dockuin swims out again, but tells Brambleberry to swim out and cover him.
Music change, wait for it to start
Brambleberry quickly swims to the attackers unnoticed, and then uses her Wiki-Powers to block them all, just as more are arriving in the distance.
Dockuin gets shot in the arm, and he swims into the compartment into safety.
Brambleberry swims over to the rail connector, and struggles to use the spray can, as her large paws do not fit.
Brambleberry of RiverClan eventually manages to get the spray to work with her teeth, though as the onslaught continues she must press harder with the spray. Eventually the top breaks off.
Immediately, the brakes lift and the train begins to move. Brambleberry of RiverClan quickly jumps inside a window. Thekillerpenguin begins to wake up and the leopard seals fall away as the train gains speed. However, a poisoned dart flies through an open window.
The train barely arrives in one piece at the station for Penguin University in the early morning. The moment all the passengers disembark, the rail connector blows up, and the train falls to the bottom of the ocean.
The duo head to the surface, and they see Penguin University. Penguin university is a large tower-like building 40 stories tall, and is located on a floating piece of land above a lake. Brambleberry picks up a brochure from a noticeboard. Uncommon for Antarctica, the temperature stays at a nice 70 degrees in the spring, summer, and fall, while it is really cold in the winter, according to the brochure.
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry head over to the shuttle car, a flying taxi-style vehicle, and fly over to the helipad. They head over to the lobby.
He shows the clerk his penguin I.D. card.
They take the long elevator ride up to the 20th floor, and they arrive at their given dorms.
A hour passes by, and Thekillerpenguin is drinking wintergreen tea, a favorite of penguins, while Brambleberry is busy trimming her claws. At seven o' clock, Brambleberry knocks on Thekillerpenguin's dorm.
Thekillerpenguin opens the porthole in his room, and belly-slides down it. He slides down the tunnel for a few seconds, which exits to the edge of a room with ice slides everywhere in a spiral pattern. He passes many other students taking the same route, and continues down the spiral to a large vertical tunnel, with more penguins in there. He accelerates down the end of the tunnel, and straight into the lake.
He spears a few WikiTrout with his beak, and catches several squid. However, as he is putting his squid into his second storage stomach, he notices what appears vaguely to be a vandalbot in the distance.
He gets out of the lake and hails a shuttle to the kitchen helipad, and regurgitates the his catch from his second (clean) stomach. He cooks, and brings two plates of braised WikiTrout and fried calamari to Brambleberry.
Thekillerpenguin considers the fact that she probably wouldn't want to hear it had been carried in his stomach, albeit a clean one.
They eat for a few minutes, and toward the end of their meal, they notice a group of students looking out of the window. Thekillerpenguin walks over.
Music change All the penguins in the cafeteria start screaming and running towards the exit.
Thekillerpenguin radios Pean about the situation.
A few tense seconds pass by.
A sound of a fight in the headmaster's room is hear over the radio, and Pospet uses the P.A. system.
Pospet sheds his skin and reveals himself to be a vandalbot as well.
The Vandalbots charge.
Battle of Penguin University | |||||||
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A group of penguin survivors retreat from the University. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Alliance of Penguins | Unencyclopedian army | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Pean Warlic | Ding | ||||||
Units involved | |||||||
Students, Security guards, Security shuttles | Vandalbots, Tanks, Dramapedian ROFLcopters, bombers | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
800 students, 150 security guards, 25 security shuttles | 500 vandalbots, 50 tanks, 40 Dramapedian ROFLcopters, 2 bombers | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
75 students, 150 security guards, 23 security shuttles | 100 vandalbots, 10 tanks, 20 ROFLcopters, 1 bomber | ||||||
Most of the students managed to evacuate. |
Vandalbots rise out of the lake and ground and start assaulting the University, while tanks, bombers, and Dramapedian ROFLcopters start their bombardment.
30 security guards evacuate the students to the shuttle station besides the lake via an energy bridge, while the other 120 activate the security bots and hop into the security shuttles. The camera focuses on a certain group in Shuttle 13, which is cruising along the grounds, looking for any aircraft.
Security guard 1337 presses a button on his watch, and reveals himself to be a PPA agent, which stands for Popset's Personal Army. He takes out a Desert Eagle and kills both number 49 and 13. He proceeds to kick out their bodies and hijacks the shuttle. He spots several shuttles coming his way.
Security guard 1337 uses the shuttle's mounted chaingun to gun down several shuttles, and uses homing rockets the finish off the rest. Having destroyed 5 shuttles already, he does an air raid on the energy bridge to the shuttle station, killing several late students.
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry notice the mad security guard, and Thekillerpenguin's face suddenly cringes with anger.
Thekillerpenguin jumps out of the window, rocket feet activated, to chase after Jukuin, leaving Brambleberry alone. She turns around to notice that there are several Vandalbots in the room with knives right behind here.
Brambleberry uses her WikiPowers to change her claws into giant swords, and springs into the vandalbots. Several fight scenes are shown, and finally Brambleberry is shown panting amongst bodies. Thekillerpenguin finally comes in.
Brambleberry and Thekillerpenguin both walk down the corridors to where the planes are kept, but when they open the doors there is nothing there.
Brambleberry of RiverClan leads Thekillerpenguin into a place where WikiPumas of all shapes and colors roam inside a horseshoe-shaped rock formation. The music in the background is this.
Jimbo and Whoop Whoop are seen trudging along outside Tampa City, with gunfire raging in the distance. Both are pained with hunger and exhaustion.
The two Wikipedians walk around for half an hour, and they eventually reach a clearing with a box in the middle.
Jimbo opens the box and finds a note. The note says to climb inside.
Jimbo hops into the box, and reveals a large command center inside. Whoop Whoop pull up hops in too.
Suddenly Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin jump in, landing on Jimbo and Whoop whoop pull up.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin look to see Jimbo and Whoop whoop and step back, allowing the humans to breathe.
Thekillerpenguin, Whoop whoop, Brambleberry, and Jimbo stand in the command center as TKP tells them who he knows of.
Knock on the door
Thekillerpenguin goes over to the door and opens it. Suddenly, all four Wikipedians' mouths fall open in amazement.
Sure enough, an exhausted, emaciated Willy on Wheels staggers through the door and collapses into a chair.
They start asking Willy about the current condition of the vandals. He gives them much up-to-date and highly important information. Suddenly, a siren starts screaming. A red ceiling light begins to flash. Music switch
Thekillerpenguin flips out his flipper-blades and slices up the vandal, while more enter the room. Thekillerpenguin tranquilizes Willy and puts him into a closet.
The group fights a horde of incoming vandals for a few minutes when a rescue VTOL comes over.
All four Wikipedians drag an unconscious Willy onto the VTOL as Brambleberry finishes off the last vandal. The VTOL heads all the way over to a small penguin outpost in an island in the Caribbean.
After eating a substandard meal of salted herring and aged sparkling water, the moon comes out.
Switches to the same animation style as "The Tale of the Three Brothers" in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 as Brambleberry narrates.
As the moon gets higher in the sky, the Wikipedians notice a change in Brambleberry, whose fur is growing shaggy and on end, and she begins to stand on her hind legs.
He takes out a syringe and injects Brambleberry with a anti-friendly-fire serum.
The Wikipedians all trudge along the long road when they hear the ominous sounds of trolls feeding up ahead. Music change
As the group quietly crawls past a bush, a gruesome scene unfolds. Many hollow, empy shells of Wikipedians, fed on by trolls, are sitting at the bottom of the riverbed, lifeless.
As the troll is done feeding, Whoop Whoop slits its throat. It stumbles around for a few seconds, its throat spraying blood, before collapsing. As the group advances, they encounter an vandal camp.
Jimbo takes out a Golden Gun. The rest of the group storm the camp. A few minutes later, they retrieve some documents from the command center.
Suddenly, sleeping gas fills the room and the whole entire group is knocked out.
Music change The group awakens in an enclosed prison room, in chains, and with all their weapons stripped from them. A small computer screen in the opposite part of the room has Ding's horrid face.
A door opens and trolls grab all of them by the arms and lead them briskly through a detention facility, leading them into a cloning facility. Divided into four sections, there are clones of Jimbo, Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, and Thekillerpenguin all in tanks, and the "failures" are disposed in an incinerator.
The path leads outside, where cheering crowds of vandals await. They spit and throw spitballs at the captive Wikipedians, as four culture tubes are seen in the distance. They are forced to march for miles, until they reach the culture tubes. Inside, are exact clones of Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, Jimbo, and Thekillerpenguin, except with all red eyes.
The culture tubes open up, and the Evil editors hop out.
Jimbo, Whoop Whoop, Brambleberry, and Thekillerpenguin are forced onto their knees as Evil Jimbo preps his Desert Eagle.
As Evil Jimbo points his gun at Jimbo's head, right before he pulls the trigger, a massive explosion in the distance goes off as Wiki Gear JIM destroys a building.
Suddenly, Theopolisme pokes his head out of the cockpit of Wiki Gear.
Theopolisme charges up JIM's laser.
The laser clears away a considerable amount of vandals, as all the others rush to the armory to get their weapons. Theopolisme clears away the bonds of the Wikipedians.
Jimbo and Whoop Whoop Pull Up are hanging onto Wiki Gear JIM, piloted by Theopolisme. The machine, a bipedal tank, is slowly trudging towards Tampa City. When they get to a supply depot, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop hop off and get into a small pickup truck piloted by members of the local Wikipedian resistance.
Music change once again. As the truck follows Wiki Gear JIM into the outskirts of Tampa City, the passengers realize that all the vegetation has died out, leaving a barren wasteland, complete with ruins of buildings, sand, and the occasional tumbleweed. Gunfire rages in the distance, mixed with screams from both sides. As the truck passes through a checkpoint, a makeshift refuge camp is seen, with many newbies cowering from the conflict, while the toughened veteran editors look grimly at the battle ahead.
The truck continues to outside the walls of the main city, where the passengers disembark and the truck is blasted apart by a stray rocket, killing the driver and a few slow editors. Whoop Whoop and Jimbo take cover behind a wall. Jimbo tosses a few grenades while Whoop Whoop takes out a sniper rifle. The troops within the city walls are getting slaughtered, and one by one, the passengers of the truck are all mowed down under machine gun fire. Another truck with reinforcements arrives, but they suffer the same fate.
This time an attack chopper arrives, and destroys a crowd of Unencyclopedians, but after its string of victories, an Unencyclops grabs it and tears it into two, tossing the wreckage onto the ground.
Meanwhile Wiki Gear JIM is storming a vandal safehouse. A vandal launches a rocket at the computer systems, temporarily stunning the mech while an Unencyclops approaches.
The Unencyclops gets closer.
Strangely, Wiki Gear JIM does power up. Theopolisme fires a laser at the Unencyclops, cutting it into two. However, more reinforcements and more Unencyclops take its toll on the three year old bipedal tank. As the armor is torn away, a figure approaches.
He draws his Desert Eagle and aims at the fragile exposed power core. Fade to black as several gunshots are heard, followed by an loud explosion.
Music change. At a resistance hideout, the sounds of cannons raging above, Jimbo and Whoop Whoop pull up are at a table discussing the situation.
As Whoop Whoop walks outside, the resistance member shows her the "tank", which is in reality an old beaten-up minivan with a medieval cannon stuck in the front in a smashed hole.
The resistance member gets into the drivers seat, and Whoop Whoop gets into the passenger seat, the dashboard of which has been smashed and hollowed out to make room for the cannon.
He floors the pedal, which takes ten seconds to accelerate, and starts driving slowly along the side roads, toward the sound of missiles, the occasional nuke, and lasers, until they reach a small courtyard where Vandal Gear is on a rampage, busy stomping on the remainder of a squad of resistance, who in vain try to damage Vandal Gear WOW with their pistols. They are swarmed by a horde of vandals, hacking and slashing with kitchen knives, leaving only a bloody heap left.
Vandal Gear, piloted by Evil Jimbo, turns around and sees the "tank".
He attempts to stomp the car, but it misses by a millimeter. The "tank" circles around, and Whoop Whoop fires the cannon at Vandal Gear's leg, which does absolutely nothing but make a small dent.
Suddenly, hordes of trolls charge toward the battered vehicle, quickly turning it into a hunk of metal with an engine. The resistance member is killed. Whoop Whoop clenches her teeth and takes the wheel.
She charges the tank into the last remaining pillar supporting the Tampa Tower, and sacrifices herself as the last pillar falls and the whole tower topples, right onto Vandal Gear.
However, a few minutes later, a battered Wikipedian rises out of the rubble. It is Whoop.
Music Change. Brambleberry and Thekillerpenguin are standing at a bridge in front of a detention facility in Unencyclopedia.
Thekillerpenguin thinks for a minute.
As they sneak toward the airfield, they find a big zeppelin and several missiles and rockets nearby.
They mount the weapons and climb in.
The zeppelin takes off as Brambleberry aims the rockets at the generators.
Wikipedia I: The Movie | Wikipedia II: The Users Strike Back | Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo | Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey | Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor | Rogue Vandal: A Wikipedian Story |
Wikipedia: The Musical |
Movies in bold are completed; movies in italics are still under construction.
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