(in order of appearance)
A long time into the future, in a website not far away,
It is a dark day in the history of WIKIPEDIA. JIMBO has been overthrown (again) and TAMPA CITY destroyed. WIKIPEDIA barely survives, clinging to survival in the bodies of the brave rebels seeking refuge in the APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS of the far north. WILLY ON WHEELS, ruler of UNCYCLOPEDIA, is triumphant, building his capital city of UNCYLOPOLIS on the smoldering ruins of TAMPA CITY. He and his VANDALS rule supreme, establishing a military dictatorship over his dominions and brutally suppressing any and all dissent.
(Willy, jubilant and exhilarated from his victory in the great Third Battle of Tampa City, is planning numerous stunts and frivolities involving himself. Now, he is performing a stunt reentry where he reenters the Earth's atmosphere and bounces off a huge trampoline in Worcester, England. At least, that's the plan.)
(Rocket blasts off with Willy on top)
(Willy begins reentry)
(Cut to scene of smoking impact crater with Willy at bottom. Very, very fast fade out.)
Jimbo and assorted Wikipedians and WikiPumas appear in the snow-covered Appalachian Mountains of the far north. Jimbo, Whoop whoop pull up, Brambleberry of RiverClan, and Cluebot and its backup ClueBot NG form a small group at the very front. They walk towards a second group of people: American Emperor Norton III, Empress Valerie Norton, and the Wikpedian Ambassador.
He gives Norton a rolled-up piece of paper. Norton III looks at it.
Fade out.
Battle of Gainesville | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
Fighting in Gainesville. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia American Union WikiPumas | Uncyclopedia | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales | Willy on Wheels | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
44,000 users 1,000,000 infantry, 300,000 cavalry, 150 tanks 20,000,000 WikiPumas |
700,000 vandals, 10,000 tanks | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
13,000 users killed 500,000 infantry killed, 100,000 infantry wounded, 200,000 cavalry killed, 99,999 cavalry wounded, 149 tanks destroyed 1,500,000 WikiPumas killed 500,000 WikiPumas injured |
275,000 vandals killed, 8,734 tanks destroyed |
Willy appears, alone, pacing the streets of Gainesville. Suddenly, Jimbo appears.
FBI appears
Willy's 30 bodyguards appear
CIA appears
Willy: Oh, yeah?
Uncyclopedian Special Forces appear
American, WikiPumaian, and Wikipedian armies appear
Uncyclopedian army appears
Uncyclopedian military attacks
Wikipedian, WikiPumaian, and American militaries attack
Several quick images of war: Vandals against Wikipedians, Americans, and WikiPumas. The latter groups seem to be winning against the vandals, although some images show one falling to the power of a certain vandal.
Vandal 2, who looks exactly like the brute from the last movie, swings a WikiTrout like a discus. Whoop whoop pull up turns around to see if it's happening for sure, and ends up getting hit square in the head. She passes out cold on the ground, and Brambleberry of RiverClan is forced to drag her to the safety of a tree.
Cut to scene of Willy on Wheels and Cluebot IX. They both have daggers, and they are circling each other. Willy is backing Cluebot IX into a corner, but Cluebot doesn't realize what's going on. Suddenly, Willy makes a lunge towards Cluebot.
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Pitch of scream becomes
ultrasonic
Cut to scene of Wikipedian and American armies chasing Willy off the battlefield. Brambleberry of RiverClan is the last to leave, jumping down from the tree and dragging the still-unconscious Whoop whoop pull up away. Vandal 8 tries to attack her, but Brambleberry is quick to drop the bureaucrat, turn around, and attack the council member before she picks her up again and trots away happily. Fade out.
Whoop whoop pull up/Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | |
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Type | Government council |
Founded | 4 January 2018 |
Location | Appalachian Mountains |
Key people | Jimbo Wales, original and usurped King of the Wiki Whoop whoop pull up, newly minted bureaucrat and formidable warrior |
Purpose | To redeem Jimbo Wales' position as King of the Wiki |
Technologies | The WikiPumas have special battle suits; the users have futuristic cannons and guns |
Powers | None as of yet; main focus is not economic |
Affiliations | American Union |
Subsidiaries | The WikiPumas |
The Wikipedians and WikiPumas of common importance are sitting in plush chairs in a Great Hall hidden in the part of the Appalachian Mountains in Pennsylvania. There is a long podium with a large claw-footed mahogany table. There are four chairs behind it. The two in the mdidle are large and intricately decorated, also mahogany and claw-footed. Jimbo Wales and Brambleberry of RiverClan sit in them. Jimbo's is decorated with the Wikipedia logo, Brambleberry of RiverClan's with the paw print insignia of the WikiPumas. On Brambleberry of RiverClan's right sits Shadow, the translator for WikiPumas that do not speak any language of Wikipedia and Brambleberry's deputy. On Jimbo's left sits Whoop whoop pull up, the bureaucrat who took control when Jimbo was missing.
Loud ring of "Aye!"
Softer ring of "Nay!"
A few say aye.
Fewer say aye.
About one-fourth say aye.
A few say aye.
A few say aye.
Cricket chirp.
Jimbo, Norton, and Brambleberry walk up to meet the queen of the Irish Empire, a young ginger named Ban'rion Cliste. She sits on an emerald throne with three green-painted wolfhounds that jump up at the sight of Brambleberry, but are quickly quieted by the WikiPuma.
Jimbo Wales and Ban'rion Cliste turn around to see Willy on Wheels marching forward with the king of the penguins, Dockuin, and all of the adult emperor penguins in Antarctica as well as all vandals following him.
Battle of Dublin | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
The Wikipedian and Irish armies digging in. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia Irish Empire WikiPumas |
Uncyclopedia Alliance of Penguins | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales | Dockuin | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
50,000 users 990,000 infantry, 10,000 Faol Lochra, 150 tanks 20,000,000 WikiPumas |
600,000 vandals, 6,000 tanks 15,000,000 penguins | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
15,000 users killed 430,000 infantry killed, 100,000 infantry wounded, 3,000 Faol Lochra killed, 3,000 Faol Lochra wounded, 120 tanks destroyed 1,000,000 WikiPumas killed 400,000 WikiPumas injured |
340,000 vandals killed, 5,100 tanks destroyed 750,000 penguins killed 300,000 penguins injured |
The Wikipedians, infantry, Faol Lochra, WikiPumas, and tanks, take Brambleberry of RiverClan's suggestions, and they begin their assault, forming a sufficient wall to trap all the Uncyclopedians and penguins, with the tanks, pumas, and infantry keeping the Uncylopedians on the left and the penguins on the right.
The armies begin to hack their way through the penguins and user while keeping their wall. Then Vandal 3 grabs Ban'rion Cliste by the arm and rips her out of formation. The gap is quickly patched before anyone can escape, but Vandal 3 takes the queen's sword out of her arm and hold it to her throat as he ducks under the formation, running away with her to their Ireland camp.
As the football-player vandal charges, everyone moves to the sides while Brambleberry of RiverClan braces herself. As he headbutts her, she jumps out of the way and grabs his throat, bringing him down. Cluebot IX takes his pulse.
The remaining vandals and penguins run away, and a unanimous sigh goes out by all of the users, infantry, Faol Lochra, and WikiPumas as they can breathe easy again.
The puma and bureaucrat run after the vandals and penguins, but keep quiet.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up wander through the dark halls of Willy on Wheels' fortress. There are portraits of Willy in various scenes, from the banishment of Jimbo Wales to a speculation painting of him holding the severed head of Jimbo in one hand and a bloodied sword in the other. There are also the taxidermied heads of WikiFauna with a black-and-white photograph of him with the body underneath. Brambleberry of RiverClan hisses and spits at the head of a WikiPuma.
They keep walking down the corridor until eventually they reach a door with the words SECRET LABORATORY! KEEP OUT! written in large block letters.
She cautiously opens the door, only to find that instead of a laboratory, they have found a bathroom.
Both realize that TKP has been dead since the last war, and suddenly a floating figure appears
TKP's ghost vanishes in a gust of wind, while his last statement echoes in the air
Footsteps.
The camera zooms in on a lavishly decorated palace in a busy city in Antarctica during the nighttime
Dockuin steps in his bed, and within a few minutes, he is sound asleep.
TKP's ghost enters Dockuin's dream. TKP flashes the dreamscape into a small room with a meat grinder and vinegar.
He injects Dockuin with a serum that makes him immortal, and stuffs him into a meat grinder, turning it on and adding the vinegar and other acids.
Dockuin gets stuck in this situation for what seems like an eternity
Dockuin wakes up in the morning, covered in a sea of sweat and with a fast heartbeat
The Legionaries, the elite troopers of the penguin army, are heavily clad in armor, equipped with state of the art weapons, and while not as advanced as the legendary soldier Thekillerpenguin, who could slaughter a army of vandals without breaking a sweat, they are equally deadly. This minute they are all standing in front of Dockuin.
Camera changes to view the Appalachian mountains, with a lone penguin rushing across a pass to reach Jimbo's makeshift base. Unfortunately, the guards don't buy his story, so they are chasing him all the way.
The guards chase the messenger for several hours. The camera fast forward's the footage, playing Yakety Sax in the background. He finally manages to reach Jimbo's tent, although not in one piece, more like a bloody heap. He delivers Jimbo the message.
They all fire heavily at him, and the messenger finally collapses.
The messenger dies, and Jimbo orders his body to be put in a cardboard box to be mailed back to Antarctica.
Jimbo reads the document that the Emperor sent him, and smiles to the fact that there will be more backup. Suddenly, a stranger of low stature, clad in a trench coat and hood, enters the tent. Jimbo pulls out his pistol.
The stranger pulls off the trench coat, to reveal no one other than the legendary Thekillerpenguin. However, it is not the same Thekillerpenguin that Jimbo had met years earlier. He is taller, about the size of Jimbo actually, and is somber and emotionless. He also is more silent than before.
The Wikipedians all run in their trenches, while Thekillepenguin goes up to scout the area.
Thekillerpenguin relays his findings via radio, while he prepares to attack.
Suddenly, the commander falls silent, and the confused Uncyclopedia troops look at him. No sooner than that happens, the commander's tank has many cracks on it, and the tank then turns to dust. As the vandals turn around, they notice several Cluebots, rollbacks armed, pointing at them. However, Willy on Wheels has something else under his sleeves...
A huge mechanical cyclops with the Uncyclopedia logo on its forehead suddenly rushes forward to the trenches, and brutally executes all the Cluebots by ripping their artificial spines out and then killing the screaming bot by choking them with the said spine. The artificial blood of Cluebots covered the entire battlefield in a few minutes.
Suddenly, ClueBot NG falls out of the sky, landing next to Thekillerpenguin, who suddenly uncloaks right in front of the Uncyclops, starting a grueling battle, testing all partakers. As the cyclops tries to smash Thekillerpenguin, he turns the Uncyclop's entire leg motor upside down, making it kick itself. Enraged, the cyclops punches Thekillerpenguin in the face with 2-ton force. Not quite finished yet, Thekillerpenguin throws a volley of feather knives at the Uncyclop's crotch, as ClueBot NG pummels its buttocks. Even further enraged, the Uncyclops charges up a particle blast from its eye, with the resulting explosion wounding ClueBot NG, Thekillerpenguin and the Uncyclops heavily. Both kneeling or keeled over, the fate of the battle would be decided by the other forces.
Camera switches to scene of Cluebot and Vandalbot standing on a cliff edge
The metal gear solid theme plays quietly in the distance and the two brothers fight to the death in an epic fist fight
The two bots fight until Vandalbot eventually knocks Cluebot over the cliff. Cluebot hangs on but is giving up hope. Vandalbot stands over him like Scar standing over Mufasa in The Lion King.
Vandalbot pushes Cluebot over the side, where he falls in a mangled heap of metal and wires. With a few quick whirrs, Vandalbot looks exactly like Cluebot.
(CluebotNG runs away)
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up are talking to Thekillerpenguin.
Cluebot's body comes crashing down in the middle of Brambleberry of RiverClan, Thekillerpenguin, and Whoop whoop pull up.
Cluebot IX comes over to inspect.
Vandalbot leaves.
Whoop whoop pull up leaves.
While "Cluebot" is taking a nap, Thekillerpenguin again uses the meat grinder method, only this time with a very strong meat grinder and hydrochloric acid. Not to mention even worse elevator music...
Thekillerpenguin scans "Cluebot"'s thoughts, revealing footage of his battle with Vandalbot
Thekillerpenguin makes an announcement to the real world
However, it is too late, as the legions of Cluebots have been infected with the VandalVirus, turning them against their owners
Jimbo's tent blows up, killing a few editors who didn't make it outside.
Cluebot NG goes on a killing spree, while Thekillerpenguin drags "Cluebot" to the court.
To be continued...
Screen switches to scene where Cluebot is shown dismembered at a scrap yard. Pictures of Cluebot's past flash over the screen
Cobi takes Cluebot to his father.
Cobi's father gets his tools together and picks up one of Cluebot's broken pieces.
"Cluebot" is pacing in front of the gathered Wikipedians.
Gasps and hushed discussion follow amongst the crowd.
T.K.P. sprays Armenian Hot Sauce on everybody, but he gets too many false positives.
"Cluebot" soon burst into flames, but a pouch full of Pro-vandalism barnstars awarded only to vandals falls out of his pockets.
They all turn around to see "Cluebot"s personal guard Wikidogs surrounding them.
Infected bots soon reach the trial grounds
After a bird's-eye view of Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin walking through the woods, the same sign is passed that says WARNING! YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE "WHAT IS A TROLL?" WOODS.
Brambleberry of RiverClan turns to see a crowd of WikiBarbarians.
Cut to a bird's-eye view of Cluebot in the vast wasteland of AfD.
Teahouse, a calm gyrfalcon, swoops in.
Cluebot turns around to see JarlaxleArtemis and Mr. Treason.
Suddenly, an old, raspy voice speaks from behind.
Suddenly, a giant ban hammer hits both LTAs, sending them to Kingdom come. Cluebot turns around to see no on else but the legendary AntiVandalBot.
Thekillerpenguin is fighting the barbarians himself, while his Wikipuma friend escapes from the area.
Suddenly a P.A. announcement in the language of WikiBarbarians is broadcasted, and they all retreat. In caution, Thekillerpenguin activates his cloaking device.
The German reference desk troll appears, brandishing the weapons of trolling.
They start fighting, but Thekillerpenguin can already tell the battle is not being won, so he retreats, but something else happens... Giant eggshells fall out of the sky like comets. The eggs crack upon reaching the ground, revealing the Penguin Legionaries.
Brambleberry of RiverClan, Thekillerpenguin, the Legionnaires, and the WikiPumas attack the German reference desk troll. Eventually he falls dead, almost crushing Thekillerpenguin.
Teahouse comes flying in again.
AntiVandalBot calls his brother over.
The two bots bump fists.
A horde of the Wikizombies attack the trio.
They fend off the zombies, while AntiVandalBot scouts the area ahead.
After he finishes speaking, a loud "NOM OM NOM NOM" sound accompanied by the screaming of a newbie and gunfire occurs in the distance. The Penguin Legionaries drop down from their eggshell drop pods and finish off the horde of WikiZombies.
A few minutes later, a Wikigiant comes down.
The giant eats several legionaries.
The trio flees from the gruesome scene as the WikiGiant eats "dessert".
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry of Riverclan stand over the bodies of the Wikizombies. Along with the Legionaries and WikiPumas
Jimbo calls the Legionary Commander and volunteers for the job.
Thekillerpenguin and Jimbo step onto a penguin airplane and fly south, all the way to Antarctica to a base called "Bagel Hill".
A base alarm suddenly sounds, as all the soldiers there rush to the walls to defend. Jimbo grabs his Banhammer while Thekillerpenguin activates his battle armor.
Several images of fighting between penguins and leopard seals are flashed before a final bird's-eye of carnage.
Jimbo scrambles back into the base to find a new Banhammer. In the meantime, the scene changes to inside a command vehicle.
Sergeant SpotFin, a young leopard seal who has progressed through the ranks quickly because of his strategy and swiftness, comes up to the command vehicle.
Sergeant SpotFin goes back to return to the battlegrounds.
The unknown person gets up and leaves the vehicle, but a glimpse of his coat is seen. On it, a logo with a puzzle-piece egg is seen...
Fade to black.
Thekillerpenguin and Jimbo, along with all the surviving troops, come back into camp.
Flash forward to the next meeting of the Council of Wiki, which has been expanded to six at the head with Thekillerpenguin and Dockuin.
Brambleberry flips up a projector, showing a recent Wiki Satellite scan of Tampa City. The tower has been completely covered with vandalism, and all of the buildings are in ruin except for WoW's mansion.
The slide changes as Brambleberry points out three large armies on the overhead map. They are labeled, from left to right, "Leopard Seal Army", "Unencyclopedian Forces", and "Dramapedian Militia".
The slide changes to one that is labeled "Wiki Gear JIM"
The slide changes to one labeled "Vandal Gear WoW"
Brambleberry changes the slide again.
Fade to black.
Last Battle of Tampa City | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
Willy on Wheels officially surrenders. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia |
Uncyclopedia | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales |
Willy on Wheels | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
120,000 users 14,600 bots 1 Wiki Gear JIM 21,000,000 WikiPumas 1,130,000 infantry 345,000 cavalry 205 tanks 1,000,000 infantry 25,000 Faol Lochra 17,500,000 Legionaries 180 VTOLs |
30,000,000 vandals 100 tanks 1 Vandal Gear WoW 5,500,000 infantry 100 tanks 5,500,000 infantry | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
67,398 users killed or injured 3,572 bots killed or injured 14,935,034 WikiPumas killed or injured 783,184 infantry killed or injured 20,091 cavalry killed or injured 106 tanks destroyed 648,197 infantry killed or injured 17,306 Faol Lochra killed or injured 10,743,160 Legionaries killed or injured 37 VTOLs destroyed |
22,061,835 vandals killed or injured 95 tanks destroyed 1 Vandal Gear WoW destroyed 3,971,660 infantry killed or injured 67 tanks destroyed 4,008,749 infantry killed or injured | ||||||
The last battle in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. |
The camera focuses on a large army of Wikipedians, Penguins, and Irish massing outside Tampa City. Oddly enough, it is snowing. Thekillerpenguin has brought his alt account, Thedeadlypenguin, to assist with taking the tower.
Crickets sound as an awkward silence ensues. Wait, crickets don't chirp in snowstorms!
The coalition charges into battle, and they overwhelm the gate, and swarm into the city. The vandal's machine guns cuts into their numbers, but they manage to reach the cover of the ruined buildings, while the special operations operatives sneak along the outskirts toward the tower, led by Thedeadlypenguin.
The squad sneaks past all the Vandalbots guarding the perimeter, and reach the back door.
They open the door as the camera fades to black.
Wiki Gear JIM is roaming the battlefield piloted by Jimbo, firing off nukes and machine guns at vandals, with the occasional laser, when suddenly something tunnels out of the ground.
As soon as he finishes speaking, a giant mech jumps out of the ground. It is Vandal Gear WoW, piloted by no one but Willy on Wheels himself.
Both mechs roar loudly, making everyone on the battlefield turn to look.
Jimbo fires a salvo of rockets at Willy, all of which hit the weak points, but Willy responds by firing a Vandal-Ray at JIM
Jimbo resumes the fight with a few new upgrades from TKP, namely the ability to bite and a, uh, magic box.
Jimbo drives JIM to WoW and uses the biting module.
Jimbo manages to squeeze in a laser blast at WoW's engine core.
Vandal Gear WoW fires off sockpuppets from the Sock-Cannon, which grab onto JIM and attack Jimbo.
Thekillerpenguin jumps onto JIM and fends off the sockpuppets, while Jimbo severs the Sock Cannon with a laser beam.
Jimbo opens the magic box. A note inside explains that you need a password to access the inside, which is in another dimension.
Jimbo enters the password at pulls out a small pistol.
Jimbo opens the cockpit and shoots a golden bullet at Vandal Gear WoW.
Jimbo rushes over with his banhammer for one last hit on Vandal Gear, which promptly explodes in an epic explosion, as Willy ejects to the Tampa Tower.
Brambleberry points with her head to Vandal 10, holding a giant Banhammer.
Thekillerepenguin waddles off.
Thekillerpenguin is walking through the fortress.
Thekillerpenguin uses laser vision, detects Ban'rion, and picks the lock.
Thekillerpenguin uses laser vision to break the handcuffs.
Brambleberry of RiverClan is standing on top of a parapet.
Vandal 10 uses a spring jump to reach up, where Brambleberry makes a slash with one claw. Vandal 10 freezes in mid-flight and turns into ice that shatters. All the other vandals do the same. Brambleberry of RiverClan jumps down.
Thekillerpenguin and Ban'rion Cliste come out.
Brambleberry of RiverClan, Whoop whoop pull up, and Thekillerpenguin are on a pedestal while Jimbo stands facing the public.
He gives them each a heavy medal and does an incantation for the privileges.
Snow starts coming through the windows.
To be continued...
Dedicated to Jimbo Wales
Penguins, pumas, and ESPECIALLY leopard seals WERE, in fact, harmed in the making of this production.
Wikipedia I: The Movie | Wikipedia II: The Users Strike Back | Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo | Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey | Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor | Rogue Vandal: A Wikipedian Story |
Wikipedia: The Musical |
Movies in bold are completed; movies in italics are still under construction.
Spinoffs:
None
(in order of appearance)
A long time into the future, in a website not far away,
It is a dark day in the history of WIKIPEDIA. JIMBO has been overthrown (again) and TAMPA CITY destroyed. WIKIPEDIA barely survives, clinging to survival in the bodies of the brave rebels seeking refuge in the APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS of the far north. WILLY ON WHEELS, ruler of UNCYCLOPEDIA, is triumphant, building his capital city of UNCYLOPOLIS on the smoldering ruins of TAMPA CITY. He and his VANDALS rule supreme, establishing a military dictatorship over his dominions and brutally suppressing any and all dissent.
(Willy, jubilant and exhilarated from his victory in the great Third Battle of Tampa City, is planning numerous stunts and frivolities involving himself. Now, he is performing a stunt reentry where he reenters the Earth's atmosphere and bounces off a huge trampoline in Worcester, England. At least, that's the plan.)
(Rocket blasts off with Willy on top)
(Willy begins reentry)
(Cut to scene of smoking impact crater with Willy at bottom. Very, very fast fade out.)
Jimbo and assorted Wikipedians and WikiPumas appear in the snow-covered Appalachian Mountains of the far north. Jimbo, Whoop whoop pull up, Brambleberry of RiverClan, and Cluebot and its backup ClueBot NG form a small group at the very front. They walk towards a second group of people: American Emperor Norton III, Empress Valerie Norton, and the Wikpedian Ambassador.
He gives Norton a rolled-up piece of paper. Norton III looks at it.
Fade out.
Battle of Gainesville | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
Fighting in Gainesville. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia American Union WikiPumas | Uncyclopedia | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales | Willy on Wheels | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
44,000 users 1,000,000 infantry, 300,000 cavalry, 150 tanks 20,000,000 WikiPumas |
700,000 vandals, 10,000 tanks | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
13,000 users killed 500,000 infantry killed, 100,000 infantry wounded, 200,000 cavalry killed, 99,999 cavalry wounded, 149 tanks destroyed 1,500,000 WikiPumas killed 500,000 WikiPumas injured |
275,000 vandals killed, 8,734 tanks destroyed |
Willy appears, alone, pacing the streets of Gainesville. Suddenly, Jimbo appears.
FBI appears
Willy's 30 bodyguards appear
CIA appears
Willy: Oh, yeah?
Uncyclopedian Special Forces appear
American, WikiPumaian, and Wikipedian armies appear
Uncyclopedian army appears
Uncyclopedian military attacks
Wikipedian, WikiPumaian, and American militaries attack
Several quick images of war: Vandals against Wikipedians, Americans, and WikiPumas. The latter groups seem to be winning against the vandals, although some images show one falling to the power of a certain vandal.
Vandal 2, who looks exactly like the brute from the last movie, swings a WikiTrout like a discus. Whoop whoop pull up turns around to see if it's happening for sure, and ends up getting hit square in the head. She passes out cold on the ground, and Brambleberry of RiverClan is forced to drag her to the safety of a tree.
Cut to scene of Willy on Wheels and Cluebot IX. They both have daggers, and they are circling each other. Willy is backing Cluebot IX into a corner, but Cluebot doesn't realize what's going on. Suddenly, Willy makes a lunge towards Cluebot.
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Pitch of scream becomes
ultrasonic
Cut to scene of Wikipedian and American armies chasing Willy off the battlefield. Brambleberry of RiverClan is the last to leave, jumping down from the tree and dragging the still-unconscious Whoop whoop pull up away. Vandal 8 tries to attack her, but Brambleberry is quick to drop the bureaucrat, turn around, and attack the council member before she picks her up again and trots away happily. Fade out.
Whoop whoop pull up/Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | |
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Type | Government council |
Founded | 4 January 2018 |
Location | Appalachian Mountains |
Key people | Jimbo Wales, original and usurped King of the Wiki Whoop whoop pull up, newly minted bureaucrat and formidable warrior |
Purpose | To redeem Jimbo Wales' position as King of the Wiki |
Technologies | The WikiPumas have special battle suits; the users have futuristic cannons and guns |
Powers | None as of yet; main focus is not economic |
Affiliations | American Union |
Subsidiaries | The WikiPumas |
The Wikipedians and WikiPumas of common importance are sitting in plush chairs in a Great Hall hidden in the part of the Appalachian Mountains in Pennsylvania. There is a long podium with a large claw-footed mahogany table. There are four chairs behind it. The two in the mdidle are large and intricately decorated, also mahogany and claw-footed. Jimbo Wales and Brambleberry of RiverClan sit in them. Jimbo's is decorated with the Wikipedia logo, Brambleberry of RiverClan's with the paw print insignia of the WikiPumas. On Brambleberry of RiverClan's right sits Shadow, the translator for WikiPumas that do not speak any language of Wikipedia and Brambleberry's deputy. On Jimbo's left sits Whoop whoop pull up, the bureaucrat who took control when Jimbo was missing.
Loud ring of "Aye!"
Softer ring of "Nay!"
A few say aye.
Fewer say aye.
About one-fourth say aye.
A few say aye.
A few say aye.
Cricket chirp.
Jimbo, Norton, and Brambleberry walk up to meet the queen of the Irish Empire, a young ginger named Ban'rion Cliste. She sits on an emerald throne with three green-painted wolfhounds that jump up at the sight of Brambleberry, but are quickly quieted by the WikiPuma.
Jimbo Wales and Ban'rion Cliste turn around to see Willy on Wheels marching forward with the king of the penguins, Dockuin, and all of the adult emperor penguins in Antarctica as well as all vandals following him.
Battle of Dublin | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
The Wikipedian and Irish armies digging in. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia Irish Empire WikiPumas |
Uncyclopedia Alliance of Penguins | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales | Dockuin | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
50,000 users 990,000 infantry, 10,000 Faol Lochra, 150 tanks 20,000,000 WikiPumas |
600,000 vandals, 6,000 tanks 15,000,000 penguins | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
15,000 users killed 430,000 infantry killed, 100,000 infantry wounded, 3,000 Faol Lochra killed, 3,000 Faol Lochra wounded, 120 tanks destroyed 1,000,000 WikiPumas killed 400,000 WikiPumas injured |
340,000 vandals killed, 5,100 tanks destroyed 750,000 penguins killed 300,000 penguins injured |
The Wikipedians, infantry, Faol Lochra, WikiPumas, and tanks, take Brambleberry of RiverClan's suggestions, and they begin their assault, forming a sufficient wall to trap all the Uncyclopedians and penguins, with the tanks, pumas, and infantry keeping the Uncylopedians on the left and the penguins on the right.
The armies begin to hack their way through the penguins and user while keeping their wall. Then Vandal 3 grabs Ban'rion Cliste by the arm and rips her out of formation. The gap is quickly patched before anyone can escape, but Vandal 3 takes the queen's sword out of her arm and hold it to her throat as he ducks under the formation, running away with her to their Ireland camp.
As the football-player vandal charges, everyone moves to the sides while Brambleberry of RiverClan braces herself. As he headbutts her, she jumps out of the way and grabs his throat, bringing him down. Cluebot IX takes his pulse.
The remaining vandals and penguins run away, and a unanimous sigh goes out by all of the users, infantry, Faol Lochra, and WikiPumas as they can breathe easy again.
The puma and bureaucrat run after the vandals and penguins, but keep quiet.
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up wander through the dark halls of Willy on Wheels' fortress. There are portraits of Willy in various scenes, from the banishment of Jimbo Wales to a speculation painting of him holding the severed head of Jimbo in one hand and a bloodied sword in the other. There are also the taxidermied heads of WikiFauna with a black-and-white photograph of him with the body underneath. Brambleberry of RiverClan hisses and spits at the head of a WikiPuma.
They keep walking down the corridor until eventually they reach a door with the words SECRET LABORATORY! KEEP OUT! written in large block letters.
She cautiously opens the door, only to find that instead of a laboratory, they have found a bathroom.
Both realize that TKP has been dead since the last war, and suddenly a floating figure appears
TKP's ghost vanishes in a gust of wind, while his last statement echoes in the air
Footsteps.
The camera zooms in on a lavishly decorated palace in a busy city in Antarctica during the nighttime
Dockuin steps in his bed, and within a few minutes, he is sound asleep.
TKP's ghost enters Dockuin's dream. TKP flashes the dreamscape into a small room with a meat grinder and vinegar.
He injects Dockuin with a serum that makes him immortal, and stuffs him into a meat grinder, turning it on and adding the vinegar and other acids.
Dockuin gets stuck in this situation for what seems like an eternity
Dockuin wakes up in the morning, covered in a sea of sweat and with a fast heartbeat
The Legionaries, the elite troopers of the penguin army, are heavily clad in armor, equipped with state of the art weapons, and while not as advanced as the legendary soldier Thekillerpenguin, who could slaughter a army of vandals without breaking a sweat, they are equally deadly. This minute they are all standing in front of Dockuin.
Camera changes to view the Appalachian mountains, with a lone penguin rushing across a pass to reach Jimbo's makeshift base. Unfortunately, the guards don't buy his story, so they are chasing him all the way.
The guards chase the messenger for several hours. The camera fast forward's the footage, playing Yakety Sax in the background. He finally manages to reach Jimbo's tent, although not in one piece, more like a bloody heap. He delivers Jimbo the message.
They all fire heavily at him, and the messenger finally collapses.
The messenger dies, and Jimbo orders his body to be put in a cardboard box to be mailed back to Antarctica.
Jimbo reads the document that the Emperor sent him, and smiles to the fact that there will be more backup. Suddenly, a stranger of low stature, clad in a trench coat and hood, enters the tent. Jimbo pulls out his pistol.
The stranger pulls off the trench coat, to reveal no one other than the legendary Thekillerpenguin. However, it is not the same Thekillerpenguin that Jimbo had met years earlier. He is taller, about the size of Jimbo actually, and is somber and emotionless. He also is more silent than before.
The Wikipedians all run in their trenches, while Thekillepenguin goes up to scout the area.
Thekillerpenguin relays his findings via radio, while he prepares to attack.
Suddenly, the commander falls silent, and the confused Uncyclopedia troops look at him. No sooner than that happens, the commander's tank has many cracks on it, and the tank then turns to dust. As the vandals turn around, they notice several Cluebots, rollbacks armed, pointing at them. However, Willy on Wheels has something else under his sleeves...
A huge mechanical cyclops with the Uncyclopedia logo on its forehead suddenly rushes forward to the trenches, and brutally executes all the Cluebots by ripping their artificial spines out and then killing the screaming bot by choking them with the said spine. The artificial blood of Cluebots covered the entire battlefield in a few minutes.
Suddenly, ClueBot NG falls out of the sky, landing next to Thekillerpenguin, who suddenly uncloaks right in front of the Uncyclops, starting a grueling battle, testing all partakers. As the cyclops tries to smash Thekillerpenguin, he turns the Uncyclop's entire leg motor upside down, making it kick itself. Enraged, the cyclops punches Thekillerpenguin in the face with 2-ton force. Not quite finished yet, Thekillerpenguin throws a volley of feather knives at the Uncyclop's crotch, as ClueBot NG pummels its buttocks. Even further enraged, the Uncyclops charges up a particle blast from its eye, with the resulting explosion wounding ClueBot NG, Thekillerpenguin and the Uncyclops heavily. Both kneeling or keeled over, the fate of the battle would be decided by the other forces.
Camera switches to scene of Cluebot and Vandalbot standing on a cliff edge
The metal gear solid theme plays quietly in the distance and the two brothers fight to the death in an epic fist fight
The two bots fight until Vandalbot eventually knocks Cluebot over the cliff. Cluebot hangs on but is giving up hope. Vandalbot stands over him like Scar standing over Mufasa in The Lion King.
Vandalbot pushes Cluebot over the side, where he falls in a mangled heap of metal and wires. With a few quick whirrs, Vandalbot looks exactly like Cluebot.
(CluebotNG runs away)
Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up are talking to Thekillerpenguin.
Cluebot's body comes crashing down in the middle of Brambleberry of RiverClan, Thekillerpenguin, and Whoop whoop pull up.
Cluebot IX comes over to inspect.
Vandalbot leaves.
Whoop whoop pull up leaves.
While "Cluebot" is taking a nap, Thekillerpenguin again uses the meat grinder method, only this time with a very strong meat grinder and hydrochloric acid. Not to mention even worse elevator music...
Thekillerpenguin scans "Cluebot"'s thoughts, revealing footage of his battle with Vandalbot
Thekillerpenguin makes an announcement to the real world
However, it is too late, as the legions of Cluebots have been infected with the VandalVirus, turning them against their owners
Jimbo's tent blows up, killing a few editors who didn't make it outside.
Cluebot NG goes on a killing spree, while Thekillerpenguin drags "Cluebot" to the court.
To be continued...
Screen switches to scene where Cluebot is shown dismembered at a scrap yard. Pictures of Cluebot's past flash over the screen
Cobi takes Cluebot to his father.
Cobi's father gets his tools together and picks up one of Cluebot's broken pieces.
"Cluebot" is pacing in front of the gathered Wikipedians.
Gasps and hushed discussion follow amongst the crowd.
T.K.P. sprays Armenian Hot Sauce on everybody, but he gets too many false positives.
"Cluebot" soon burst into flames, but a pouch full of Pro-vandalism barnstars awarded only to vandals falls out of his pockets.
They all turn around to see "Cluebot"s personal guard Wikidogs surrounding them.
Infected bots soon reach the trial grounds
After a bird's-eye view of Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin walking through the woods, the same sign is passed that says WARNING! YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE "WHAT IS A TROLL?" WOODS.
Brambleberry of RiverClan turns to see a crowd of WikiBarbarians.
Cut to a bird's-eye view of Cluebot in the vast wasteland of AfD.
Teahouse, a calm gyrfalcon, swoops in.
Cluebot turns around to see JarlaxleArtemis and Mr. Treason.
Suddenly, an old, raspy voice speaks from behind.
Suddenly, a giant ban hammer hits both LTAs, sending them to Kingdom come. Cluebot turns around to see no on else but the legendary AntiVandalBot.
Thekillerpenguin is fighting the barbarians himself, while his Wikipuma friend escapes from the area.
Suddenly a P.A. announcement in the language of WikiBarbarians is broadcasted, and they all retreat. In caution, Thekillerpenguin activates his cloaking device.
The German reference desk troll appears, brandishing the weapons of trolling.
They start fighting, but Thekillerpenguin can already tell the battle is not being won, so he retreats, but something else happens... Giant eggshells fall out of the sky like comets. The eggs crack upon reaching the ground, revealing the Penguin Legionaries.
Brambleberry of RiverClan, Thekillerpenguin, the Legionnaires, and the WikiPumas attack the German reference desk troll. Eventually he falls dead, almost crushing Thekillerpenguin.
Teahouse comes flying in again.
AntiVandalBot calls his brother over.
The two bots bump fists.
A horde of the Wikizombies attack the trio.
They fend off the zombies, while AntiVandalBot scouts the area ahead.
After he finishes speaking, a loud "NOM OM NOM NOM" sound accompanied by the screaming of a newbie and gunfire occurs in the distance. The Penguin Legionaries drop down from their eggshell drop pods and finish off the horde of WikiZombies.
A few minutes later, a Wikigiant comes down.
The giant eats several legionaries.
The trio flees from the gruesome scene as the WikiGiant eats "dessert".
Thekillerpenguin and Brambleberry of Riverclan stand over the bodies of the Wikizombies. Along with the Legionaries and WikiPumas
Jimbo calls the Legionary Commander and volunteers for the job.
Thekillerpenguin and Jimbo step onto a penguin airplane and fly south, all the way to Antarctica to a base called "Bagel Hill".
A base alarm suddenly sounds, as all the soldiers there rush to the walls to defend. Jimbo grabs his Banhammer while Thekillerpenguin activates his battle armor.
Battle of Bagel Hill | |||||||
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Part of Penguin-Leopard Seal War | |||||||
A lone sentinel stands watch over the newly-won Bagel Hill | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Alliance of Penguins | United Nation of Leopard Seals | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Dockuin | General BigTooth | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
600 Legionaries 200 VTOLs |
800 L.S. infantry 300 L.S. tanks | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
400 Legionaries dead 100 Legionaries wounded 20 VTOLs destroyed |
600 L.S. infantry dead 150 L.S. infantry wounded 300 L.S. tanks destroyed |
Several images of fighting between penguins and leopard seals are flashed before a final bird's-eye of carnage.
Jimbo scrambles back into the base to find a new Banhammer. In the meantime, the scene changes to inside a command vehicle.
Sergeant SpotFin, a young leopard seal who has progressed through the ranks quickly because of his strategy and swiftness, comes up to the command vehicle.
Sergeant SpotFin goes back to return to the battlegrounds.
The unknown person gets up and leaves the vehicle, but a glimpse of his coat is seen. On it, a logo with a puzzle-piece egg is seen...
Fade to black.
Thekillerpenguin and Jimbo, along with all the surviving troops, come back into camp.
Flash forward to the next meeting of the Council of Wiki, which has been expanded to six at the head with Thekillerpenguin and Dockuin.
Brambleberry flips up a projector, showing a recent Wiki Satellite scan of Tampa City. The tower has been completely covered with vandalism, and all of the buildings are in ruin except for WoW's mansion.
The slide changes as Brambleberry points out three large armies on the overhead map. They are labeled, from left to right, "Leopard Seal Army", "Unencyclopedian Forces", and "Dramapedian Militia".
The slide changes to one that is labeled "Wiki Gear JIM"
The slide changes to one labeled "Vandal Gear WoW"
Brambleberry changes the slide again.
Fade to black.
Last Battle of Tampa City | |||||||
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Part of Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War | |||||||
Willy on Wheels officially surrenders. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia |
Uncyclopedia | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Jimbo Wales |
Willy on Wheels | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
120,000 users 14,600 bots 1 Wiki Gear JIM 21,000,000 WikiPumas 1,130,000 infantry 345,000 cavalry 205 tanks 1,000,000 infantry 25,000 Faol Lochra 17,500,000 Legionaries 180 VTOLs |
30,000,000 vandals 100 tanks 1 Vandal Gear WoW 5,500,000 infantry 100 tanks 5,500,000 infantry | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
67,398 users killed or injured 3,572 bots killed or injured 14,935,034 WikiPumas killed or injured 783,184 infantry killed or injured 20,091 cavalry killed or injured 106 tanks destroyed 648,197 infantry killed or injured 17,306 Faol Lochra killed or injured 10,743,160 Legionaries killed or injured 37 VTOLs destroyed |
22,061,835 vandals killed or injured 95 tanks destroyed 1 Vandal Gear WoW destroyed 3,971,660 infantry killed or injured 67 tanks destroyed 4,008,749 infantry killed or injured | ||||||
The last battle in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. |
The camera focuses on a large army of Wikipedians, Penguins, and Irish massing outside Tampa City. Oddly enough, it is snowing. Thekillerpenguin has brought his alt account, Thedeadlypenguin, to assist with taking the tower.
Crickets sound as an awkward silence ensues. Wait, crickets don't chirp in snowstorms!
The coalition charges into battle, and they overwhelm the gate, and swarm into the city. The vandal's machine guns cuts into their numbers, but they manage to reach the cover of the ruined buildings, while the special operations operatives sneak along the outskirts toward the tower, led by Thedeadlypenguin.
The squad sneaks past all the Vandalbots guarding the perimeter, and reach the back door.
They open the door as the camera fades to black.
Wiki Gear JIM is roaming the battlefield piloted by Jimbo, firing off nukes and machine guns at vandals, with the occasional laser, when suddenly something tunnels out of the ground.
As soon as he finishes speaking, a giant mech jumps out of the ground. It is Vandal Gear WoW, piloted by no one but Willy on Wheels himself.
Both mechs roar loudly, making everyone on the battlefield turn to look.
Jimbo fires a salvo of rockets at Willy, all of which hit the weak points, but Willy responds by firing a Vandal-Ray at JIM
Jimbo resumes the fight with a few new upgrades from TKP, namely the ability to bite and a, uh, magic box.
Jimbo drives JIM to WoW and uses the biting module.
Jimbo manages to squeeze in a laser blast at WoW's engine core.
Vandal Gear WoW fires off sockpuppets from the Sock-Cannon, which grab onto JIM and attack Jimbo.
Thekillerpenguin jumps onto JIM and fends off the sockpuppets, while Jimbo severs the Sock Cannon with a laser beam.
Jimbo opens the magic box. A note inside explains that you need a password to access the inside, which is in another dimension.
Jimbo enters the password at pulls out a small pistol.
Jimbo opens the cockpit and shoots a golden bullet at Vandal Gear WoW.
Jimbo rushes over with his banhammer for one last hit on Vandal Gear, which promptly explodes in an epic explosion, as Willy ejects to the Tampa Tower.
Brambleberry points with her head to Vandal 10, holding a giant Banhammer.
Thekillerepenguin waddles off.
Thekillerpenguin is walking through the fortress.
Thekillerpenguin uses laser vision, detects Ban'rion, and picks the lock.
Thekillerpenguin uses laser vision to break the handcuffs.
Brambleberry of RiverClan is standing on top of a parapet.
Vandal 10 uses a spring jump to reach up, where Brambleberry makes a slash with one claw. Vandal 10 freezes in mid-flight and turns into ice that shatters. All the other vandals do the same. Brambleberry of RiverClan jumps down.
Thekillerpenguin and Ban'rion Cliste come out.
Brambleberry of RiverClan, Whoop whoop pull up, and Thekillerpenguin are on a pedestal while Jimbo stands facing the public.
He gives them each a heavy medal and does an incantation for the privileges.
Snow starts coming through the windows.
To be continued...
Dedicated to Jimbo Wales
Penguins, pumas, and ESPECIALLY leopard seals WERE, in fact, harmed in the making of this production.
Wikipedia I: The Movie | Wikipedia II: The Users Strike Back | Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo | Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals | Wikipedia V: Brambleberry's Journey | Wikipedia VI: The Last Editor | Rogue Vandal: A Wikipedian Story |
Wikipedia: The Musical |
Movies in bold are completed; movies in italics are still under construction.
Spinoffs:
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