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This is a step by step guide on avoiding scrutiny:
- Do whatever you did do or will do that breaks whatever policy you've decided to blatantly ignore or throw to the trash because you're special and shouldn't have to worry about what the rules of the peasants say
- Dramatically retire or go on a wiki-break because of all of the silly peasants that believe in justice clearly have their heads up their ass
- Whatever ANI thread was open on you will be closed because you retired
- ???
- Return after 2 months and go back to whatever it is you were doing and no one will bring up the original problem
Rinse and repeat 5 or more times and you're immune from criticism.
| This page contains material that is kept because it is considered
humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
| This is an
essay. It contains the advice or opinions of one or more Wikipedia contributors. This page is not an encyclopedia article, nor is it one of
Wikipedia's policies or guidelines, as it has not been
thoroughly vetted by the community. Some essays represent widespread norms; others only represent minority viewpoints. |
This is a step by step guide on avoiding scrutiny:
- Do whatever you did do or will do that breaks whatever policy you've decided to blatantly ignore or throw to the trash because you're special and shouldn't have to worry about what the rules of the peasants say
- Dramatically retire or go on a wiki-break because of all of the silly peasants that believe in justice clearly have their heads up their ass
- Whatever ANI thread was open on you will be closed because you retired
- ???
- Return after 2 months and go back to whatever it is you were doing and no one will bring up the original problem
Rinse and repeat 5 or more times and you're immune from criticism.