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To the tune of Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence
New lyrics by Monk e y 13 ! ! ! 01:05, 22 November 2006 (UTC) reply

Just talk to me
Compliment me
Or even insult me
Maybe not
You'll get blocked
Why should I care?

Should I advertise?
Vandalize
Neither one is allowed on this website
No advertism
And no vandalism
All that that leaves is a song

It's not too late

To just talk to me
Compliment me
Or even insult me
Maybe not
You'll get blocked
Why should I care?

And I will question
Your answers
It's so annoying to trick for my fall
I got those backwards
I'll answer your questions
And I meant "to fall for my trick"

It's not too late

To just talk to me
Compliment me
Or even insult me
Maybe not
You'll get blocked
Why should I care?

You never give me new messages
That is why I am writing this song
Oh, oh, this song

Please, talk soon
Or else (not a threat)
Please, talk soon
Please, do not forget

To just talk to me
Compliment me
Or even insult me
Say anything
But no swearing
And don't vandalize