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alexsautographs ( talk · contribs) – Alexsautographs' story is long and eventful. Born in a pickup truck to a bipolar dyslexic manic hermaphrodite named Joe while traveling down the fabled Route 66, he accidentally fell out the back of the vehicle when the truck screeched to a halt and a busy intersection. Silly Joe, always leaving that hatch down. A pack of hungry wolves found him, and picked him up with the intent to eat him. But sensing that he was just an innocent, defenseless little child, they instead carried him back to their den and snuggled him up with the other wolf pups. And then they ate him. Surprisingly, due to the large amount of fiber in his little baby body, Alexsautographs was not digested by the wolves' stomachs. Rather, he sped right through their digestive tracks and came out the other end, undigested and unmarred. Save for the fact that he was torn in two pieces. By some miracle, a plane shipping super glue from New York to California lost its load right over where the wolves had evacuated they baby-filled bowels, and crates and crates of extra adhesive super glue fell all around Alexsautographs. He did not get crushed - instead, the glue spurted out on him and glued him back together. Is was at just this moment that a hippie jogger named Wonderdust ran by while listening to the song Alive Again by the band Chicago. She saw Alexsautographs, and noticing the intrinsic beauty in his little baby face she picked him up and took him home with her. And that is where he grew up. What a wonderful cardboard box it was, too. After that, he left home to go to community college, but quickly dropped out to work at a stamp licking factory. It was his passion. Sadly, the factory went under when they invented stamps that didn't need licking. Sure, Alexsautographs was distraught. Sure, he considered suicide - he even tried overdosing on Flintstones vitamins, but to no avail. All the hopes and dreams he had in life were shattered, and his life was completely empty. Depression set it. Until one day, he was looking on his computer to purchase downloadable RAM, when he found a website. A strange, foreign website, with a weird name that was in a language he didn't understand. Wikipedia. He didn't know what it was, but on a whim he signed up anyway. He noticed that there were all sorts of people on the site, contributing all sorts of things, and he wanted to help too. Sure, his first 400 or so edits were deleted due to what they called "vandalism" or "patent nonsense", but he eventually got the hang of it. He thought that he'd become such an awesome Wikipedian, that he started working on a project...a baseball project. As the old saying goes: "baseball...who cares?" Well, Alexsautographs thought to himself, "I care." And so it began. He began writing and editing all sorts of baseball articles, and that has been his main focus these past five years. He has put together quite an impressive resume he claims, and very much so deserves an adminship. And does he. Alex ( talk) 04:23, 15 January 2010 (UTC) reply
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(0/18/0); Closed on 09:38, 15 January 2010 (UTC) per WP:NOTNOW — Dark 09:38, 15 January 2010 (UTC) reply
alexsautographs ( talk · contribs) – Alexsautographs' story is long and eventful. Born in a pickup truck to a bipolar dyslexic manic hermaphrodite named Joe while traveling down the fabled Route 66, he accidentally fell out the back of the vehicle when the truck screeched to a halt and a busy intersection. Silly Joe, always leaving that hatch down. A pack of hungry wolves found him, and picked him up with the intent to eat him. But sensing that he was just an innocent, defenseless little child, they instead carried him back to their den and snuggled him up with the other wolf pups. And then they ate him. Surprisingly, due to the large amount of fiber in his little baby body, Alexsautographs was not digested by the wolves' stomachs. Rather, he sped right through their digestive tracks and came out the other end, undigested and unmarred. Save for the fact that he was torn in two pieces. By some miracle, a plane shipping super glue from New York to California lost its load right over where the wolves had evacuated they baby-filled bowels, and crates and crates of extra adhesive super glue fell all around Alexsautographs. He did not get crushed - instead, the glue spurted out on him and glued him back together. Is was at just this moment that a hippie jogger named Wonderdust ran by while listening to the song Alive Again by the band Chicago. She saw Alexsautographs, and noticing the intrinsic beauty in his little baby face she picked him up and took him home with her. And that is where he grew up. What a wonderful cardboard box it was, too. After that, he left home to go to community college, but quickly dropped out to work at a stamp licking factory. It was his passion. Sadly, the factory went under when they invented stamps that didn't need licking. Sure, Alexsautographs was distraught. Sure, he considered suicide - he even tried overdosing on Flintstones vitamins, but to no avail. All the hopes and dreams he had in life were shattered, and his life was completely empty. Depression set it. Until one day, he was looking on his computer to purchase downloadable RAM, when he found a website. A strange, foreign website, with a weird name that was in a language he didn't understand. Wikipedia. He didn't know what it was, but on a whim he signed up anyway. He noticed that there were all sorts of people on the site, contributing all sorts of things, and he wanted to help too. Sure, his first 400 or so edits were deleted due to what they called "vandalism" or "patent nonsense", but he eventually got the hang of it. He thought that he'd become such an awesome Wikipedian, that he started working on a project...a baseball project. As the old saying goes: "baseball...who cares?" Well, Alexsautographs thought to himself, "I care." And so it began. He began writing and editing all sorts of baseball articles, and that has been his main focus these past five years. He has put together quite an impressive resume he claims, and very much so deserves an adminship. And does he. Alex ( talk) 04:23, 15 January 2010 (UTC) reply
Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as an administrator. It is recommended that you answer these optional questions to provide guidance for participants:
Please keep discussion constructive and civil. If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, please thoroughly review Special:Contributions/alexsautographs before commenting.
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