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Would a woman love a man twice as much if he has two penises? Or vice versa-- Light current 00:22, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
It is hard to say. First of all, there is no empirical data to support a correlation between number of penises and the amount of love a woman has for the man. Also, women only have one vagina, so I'm not sure how having two penises is really an advantage. It would only be particularly helpful if you had a lot of groupies, and only 20 minutes till a show. -- AstoVidatu 01:38, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Well, unless you wanna get kinky, she would have to be really flexible to use them both at once. -- AstoVidatu 02:14, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
How do I remove them? -- 192.168.1.1 10:41 22 September 2006 (PST)
You could wait for it to germinate and then pull it out by the leaves. Or you could see a doctor, who could easily look in your nose with an otoscope, grab it with forceps, pull it out, and charge an amazing amount of money to your insurance company under the "removing foreign body" code. If you leave it in there long enough, it will generate a room-clearing odor, unimaginably foul. alteripse 12:45, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Funny You should ask... There was a Toronto Star article about this just the other day [1]- Dhodges 18:41, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
I am looking for a poem about the Vietnam war (I think, it might be WWII or the Korean war) where the author keeps repeating a statement along the lines of:
"But I am not here [anymore?]"
I have googled it but couldn't find it. He talks about the fact that he is indeed IN the war in body but his mind has faded somewhere else.
Thanks, -- 69.138.61.168 01:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I think I got it. You can look herefor the source, but this sounds like it. It is from the book THE SHARP END: THE FIGHTING MAN IN WORLD WAR, by John Ellis according to the source.
I am not here: Though I walk in the heat of the day, And rest through the dark hours of night. I am not here But a thousand miles away. Though I breathe and eat and sleep, And see and act and speak, There is no cheer; I am not here. A disassociated self The ether spans, And lives the life the body bans: Though I am, I am not: It is clear, I am not here.
-- AstoVidatu 02:21, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Whenever I am watching an interview any sort of history documentery, a message pops up on the bottom of the TV saying that the guy being interviewed is some historian. Like
John Doe Lead historian of some institution
What I'm asking is this: is that really a carreer? Could I possibly get a job as one of these "historians"? I mean, what do historians do? I suppose you could say they sit in their offices all day reading history books but do they get paid for that? Russian F 02:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Teaching, writing, researching-usually a combination of all three. Payment comes in the form of salaries, fees (from published articles) and royalties (from book sales), and sometimes grants. White Guard 02:42, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
OK well that answers my questions and it makes sense. I also get the impression that lots of historians just do it for fun (ie amateurs). I agree that a degree in history has wider applications probably than history itself. I suppose a similar argument might apply to archaeology too.-- Light current 23:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Hi, does anyone know what type of breed the dog in "Men in black II" is? Many thanks. 203.171.69.39 09:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I thought it was a Boston terrier( hotclaws**== 15:24, 23 September 2006 (UTC))
It was a pug. -- Evan Carlstrom 15:38, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Do American ages of consent (I know there are different) allow to participate in adult movies shootings? Is there any official source concerning it? Thanks. -- Brand спойт 11:21, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Different jurisdictions have different laws in the States. Do parents in the USA encourage their kids to enter the porn industry? If so, why there are laws convicting sex offenders? Is there any moral standard in the US to curb this blatant abuse of freedom?
What about non-acting roles? Can a 16 year-old teenager hold the boom mike for a hardcore porn shoot? - 167.1.120.20 19:18, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
pug
At the age of 15 too women r not fully developed. Porn should be censored & it is the root cause of terror.
Where would you find the figures for the energy consumption of the UK over the last 10 yares (or less if not possible). PREFERABLY could i have the figures for the individual counties, districts, admin. areas etc. Ive had a look on wiki and gov sites but havent found much.
Thanks, -- William dady 12:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Is wagging their tails the dog equivalent of masturbating or not? -- Homfrog Homfrog Tell me a story! Contribulations Homfrog 13:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
No. It's the equivalent of wiggling their backsides because the're excited.-- Light current 13:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I agree too, I don't understand why one would associate tail-wagging with masturbation. There are plenty of reasons, but most of all, a dog's tail is simply not a genital. Of course, humans (and therefore possibly other animals like dogs) have many other somewhat erogeneous zones outside of the genital region (such as the nipples, the mouth, etc.) but still, you can rub your nipples to your heart's content yet still I can't see that qualifying as masturbation.
As for female dogs (and cats, and even birds, like the parakeet I once had), I'm quite sure they masturbate, but in their own unique way. I remember my parakeet raising her tail high in the air and getting this really freaky look in her eyes one day as if she were REALLY in heat. A little why later, she laid an (of course unfertilized) egg. (I felt bad for the poor thing...I figured she could use a companion so I bought another male parakeet. I thought she'd like it, but no! She totally freaked out and actually KILLED the poor little guy! Alright then! No action for you!) It's even worse with female cats. It can get rather creepy actually. They also, whenever they're in heat, get this really freaky look on their faces, start making these really creepy whining noises and hold up their rear ends as if they desperately need some "action". As for female dogs, it's a bit similar. They also can get into this weird frenzy where they, well it's a bit difficult to describe, they essentially "back-up" into whatever they can find...a person, a piece of furniture, whatever. Now THAT I would qualify as masturbation. But the tail-wagging thing...no. That just seems to be a sign of emotional excitement. Nothing sexual. Loomis 13:02, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
10 years ago (mabye more?) I remember watching a cartoon series on TV, name was something like "1001 Americas" (not in English, I dont know english name). Whats interesting is that this series was part educational, concerning itself with lost cultures of Maya, Aztec and Incas. I tried googling, and imdb, searching wikipedia to no avail. Its most likely that original name is totaly different from what I remember. Anybody knows this series? Shinhan 14:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I contacted Europcar to see if I could hire a vehicle in the Netherlands and leave it in the UK and they said it was not possible. Does anyone know of any other companies that might operate in the Netherlands and allow me to do this? -- Username132 ( talk) 15:34, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
When I said the tax was ridiculous, I was actually more referring to the fact that it only applies to "new" cars, whereas "used" cars don't seem to have any tax whatsoever, that's the part that I found rather silly. In Canada we also tend to have ridiculously high taxes on cigarettes. Though our packs are slightly bigger (25 cigarettes instead of the standard 20) we have to pay something like $9 a pack! (Unless, of course, you go to any nearby Indian reservation, (which is like 10 minutes away for me) where by treaty they're exempt from the tax and they'll sell you a pack of 20 for under $2! (though they're really not supposed to be selling to non-aboriginals. We're both really cheating)). The reason I went through the whole boring story is because, effectively, I bought the car in France and left it in Scotland (not that I'm encouraging anyone to PURPOSELY get into a car accident in the UK! :) I'm just not sure if you got what I was saying. But you probably did, I'm just a bit confused by your statement. The whole point of the scheme is to both buy it, AND sell it back in France. But you never know. They might have some sort of special plans where you can buy it in say, Belgium, and leave it in the UK. I'm really not an expert on how the whole thing works. I just think it might be worth a phone call or two to these two carmakers to ask them if they have such plans. You don't really have much to lose, and they may very well have something tailored exactly to your needs. Loomis 12:08, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and you're right, Dirk. When the Brits say "hire", though of course it may include employment, (though I'm not 100% sure on that one), I do know that the word "hire" there is also what Americans and Canadians would call "rent". There, if you "hire" a car, it's the same as "renting" one here. Loomis 12:15, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Do recent events mean that CITGO and 7-11 are now a vast leftist spy network? 71.100.167.194 18:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Yesterday, September 22, 2006, a number of newspapers including the Durango Herald mentioned Judith Catchpole in their "This Day in History" article. I would like to know more about her case--how she came to trial and the legitimacy of her defence and the final verdict (in my own search I have come across contradictions as to whether she was accquited or convicted). This is what was written in the Durango Herald:
"100+ years ago: In 1656, in Patuxent, Md., an all-female jury (the first of its kind in the colonies) heard the case of Judith Catchpole, who was accused of murdering her infant child. (The jury, which believed Catchpole's assertion that she hadn't even been pregnant, acquitted her.)"
Thank you,
Megan
Most of the Google hits are just those "today in history" sites, but I did find some of the testimony at http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~genbel/may/marycourtbel.htm. User:Zoe| (talk) 21:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
If Penny is the hero and there are three in a bed, how many points do I get? -- SGBailey 21:16, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
How do I get in contact with Konami Video Games, or Team Silent? I could not find out from the Wikipedia pages. I just need an email or address. thanks :-D
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Would a woman love a man twice as much if he has two penises? Or vice versa-- Light current 00:22, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
It is hard to say. First of all, there is no empirical data to support a correlation between number of penises and the amount of love a woman has for the man. Also, women only have one vagina, so I'm not sure how having two penises is really an advantage. It would only be particularly helpful if you had a lot of groupies, and only 20 minutes till a show. -- AstoVidatu 01:38, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Well, unless you wanna get kinky, she would have to be really flexible to use them both at once. -- AstoVidatu 02:14, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
How do I remove them? -- 192.168.1.1 10:41 22 September 2006 (PST)
You could wait for it to germinate and then pull it out by the leaves. Or you could see a doctor, who could easily look in your nose with an otoscope, grab it with forceps, pull it out, and charge an amazing amount of money to your insurance company under the "removing foreign body" code. If you leave it in there long enough, it will generate a room-clearing odor, unimaginably foul. alteripse 12:45, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Funny You should ask... There was a Toronto Star article about this just the other day [1]- Dhodges 18:41, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
I am looking for a poem about the Vietnam war (I think, it might be WWII or the Korean war) where the author keeps repeating a statement along the lines of:
"But I am not here [anymore?]"
I have googled it but couldn't find it. He talks about the fact that he is indeed IN the war in body but his mind has faded somewhere else.
Thanks, -- 69.138.61.168 01:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I think I got it. You can look herefor the source, but this sounds like it. It is from the book THE SHARP END: THE FIGHTING MAN IN WORLD WAR, by John Ellis according to the source.
I am not here: Though I walk in the heat of the day, And rest through the dark hours of night. I am not here But a thousand miles away. Though I breathe and eat and sleep, And see and act and speak, There is no cheer; I am not here. A disassociated self The ether spans, And lives the life the body bans: Though I am, I am not: It is clear, I am not here.
-- AstoVidatu 02:21, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Whenever I am watching an interview any sort of history documentery, a message pops up on the bottom of the TV saying that the guy being interviewed is some historian. Like
John Doe Lead historian of some institution
What I'm asking is this: is that really a carreer? Could I possibly get a job as one of these "historians"? I mean, what do historians do? I suppose you could say they sit in their offices all day reading history books but do they get paid for that? Russian F 02:35, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Teaching, writing, researching-usually a combination of all three. Payment comes in the form of salaries, fees (from published articles) and royalties (from book sales), and sometimes grants. White Guard 02:42, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
OK well that answers my questions and it makes sense. I also get the impression that lots of historians just do it for fun (ie amateurs). I agree that a degree in history has wider applications probably than history itself. I suppose a similar argument might apply to archaeology too.-- Light current 23:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Hi, does anyone know what type of breed the dog in "Men in black II" is? Many thanks. 203.171.69.39 09:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I thought it was a Boston terrier( hotclaws**== 15:24, 23 September 2006 (UTC))
It was a pug. -- Evan Carlstrom 15:38, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Do American ages of consent (I know there are different) allow to participate in adult movies shootings? Is there any official source concerning it? Thanks. -- Brand спойт 11:21, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Different jurisdictions have different laws in the States. Do parents in the USA encourage their kids to enter the porn industry? If so, why there are laws convicting sex offenders? Is there any moral standard in the US to curb this blatant abuse of freedom?
What about non-acting roles? Can a 16 year-old teenager hold the boom mike for a hardcore porn shoot? - 167.1.120.20 19:18, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
pug
At the age of 15 too women r not fully developed. Porn should be censored & it is the root cause of terror.
Where would you find the figures for the energy consumption of the UK over the last 10 yares (or less if not possible). PREFERABLY could i have the figures for the individual counties, districts, admin. areas etc. Ive had a look on wiki and gov sites but havent found much.
Thanks, -- William dady 12:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Is wagging their tails the dog equivalent of masturbating or not? -- Homfrog Homfrog Tell me a story! Contribulations Homfrog 13:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
No. It's the equivalent of wiggling their backsides because the're excited.-- Light current 13:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I agree too, I don't understand why one would associate tail-wagging with masturbation. There are plenty of reasons, but most of all, a dog's tail is simply not a genital. Of course, humans (and therefore possibly other animals like dogs) have many other somewhat erogeneous zones outside of the genital region (such as the nipples, the mouth, etc.) but still, you can rub your nipples to your heart's content yet still I can't see that qualifying as masturbation.
As for female dogs (and cats, and even birds, like the parakeet I once had), I'm quite sure they masturbate, but in their own unique way. I remember my parakeet raising her tail high in the air and getting this really freaky look in her eyes one day as if she were REALLY in heat. A little why later, she laid an (of course unfertilized) egg. (I felt bad for the poor thing...I figured she could use a companion so I bought another male parakeet. I thought she'd like it, but no! She totally freaked out and actually KILLED the poor little guy! Alright then! No action for you!) It's even worse with female cats. It can get rather creepy actually. They also, whenever they're in heat, get this really freaky look on their faces, start making these really creepy whining noises and hold up their rear ends as if they desperately need some "action". As for female dogs, it's a bit similar. They also can get into this weird frenzy where they, well it's a bit difficult to describe, they essentially "back-up" into whatever they can find...a person, a piece of furniture, whatever. Now THAT I would qualify as masturbation. But the tail-wagging thing...no. That just seems to be a sign of emotional excitement. Nothing sexual. Loomis 13:02, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
10 years ago (mabye more?) I remember watching a cartoon series on TV, name was something like "1001 Americas" (not in English, I dont know english name). Whats interesting is that this series was part educational, concerning itself with lost cultures of Maya, Aztec and Incas. I tried googling, and imdb, searching wikipedia to no avail. Its most likely that original name is totaly different from what I remember. Anybody knows this series? Shinhan 14:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I contacted Europcar to see if I could hire a vehicle in the Netherlands and leave it in the UK and they said it was not possible. Does anyone know of any other companies that might operate in the Netherlands and allow me to do this? -- Username132 ( talk) 15:34, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
When I said the tax was ridiculous, I was actually more referring to the fact that it only applies to "new" cars, whereas "used" cars don't seem to have any tax whatsoever, that's the part that I found rather silly. In Canada we also tend to have ridiculously high taxes on cigarettes. Though our packs are slightly bigger (25 cigarettes instead of the standard 20) we have to pay something like $9 a pack! (Unless, of course, you go to any nearby Indian reservation, (which is like 10 minutes away for me) where by treaty they're exempt from the tax and they'll sell you a pack of 20 for under $2! (though they're really not supposed to be selling to non-aboriginals. We're both really cheating)). The reason I went through the whole boring story is because, effectively, I bought the car in France and left it in Scotland (not that I'm encouraging anyone to PURPOSELY get into a car accident in the UK! :) I'm just not sure if you got what I was saying. But you probably did, I'm just a bit confused by your statement. The whole point of the scheme is to both buy it, AND sell it back in France. But you never know. They might have some sort of special plans where you can buy it in say, Belgium, and leave it in the UK. I'm really not an expert on how the whole thing works. I just think it might be worth a phone call or two to these two carmakers to ask them if they have such plans. You don't really have much to lose, and they may very well have something tailored exactly to your needs. Loomis 12:08, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and you're right, Dirk. When the Brits say "hire", though of course it may include employment, (though I'm not 100% sure on that one), I do know that the word "hire" there is also what Americans and Canadians would call "rent". There, if you "hire" a car, it's the same as "renting" one here. Loomis 12:15, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Do recent events mean that CITGO and 7-11 are now a vast leftist spy network? 71.100.167.194 18:17, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Yesterday, September 22, 2006, a number of newspapers including the Durango Herald mentioned Judith Catchpole in their "This Day in History" article. I would like to know more about her case--how she came to trial and the legitimacy of her defence and the final verdict (in my own search I have come across contradictions as to whether she was accquited or convicted). This is what was written in the Durango Herald:
"100+ years ago: In 1656, in Patuxent, Md., an all-female jury (the first of its kind in the colonies) heard the case of Judith Catchpole, who was accused of murdering her infant child. (The jury, which believed Catchpole's assertion that she hadn't even been pregnant, acquitted her.)"
Thank you,
Megan
Most of the Google hits are just those "today in history" sites, but I did find some of the testimony at http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~genbel/may/marycourtbel.htm. User:Zoe| (talk) 21:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
If Penny is the hero and there are three in a bed, how many points do I get? -- SGBailey 21:16, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
How do I get in contact with Konami Video Games, or Team Silent? I could not find out from the Wikipedia pages. I just need an email or address. thanks :-D