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The result was The boat has been freed. It swims once again. ( non-admin closure) Panini ^📚 17:16, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply

Ever Given

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It's finally free! This article isn't needed anymore. ^{April Fools!} Narutolovehinata5 ^{t c csd new} 00:14, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply

• Nuke it And melt it for scrap, and make a giant statue of Wikipe-tan in Tokyo with the metal. -- BlueCrab RedCrab 00:47, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Relocate to the Suez Canal. OwO ( what's this?) 02:17, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply

• 
  Be free!

• Move away from the Canal, don't block the route! April Fool 2021 ( talk) 04:53, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Redirect to Suez Canal as it is not notable otherwise. - KAP03 ( ^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 05:11, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Call the fire brigade They will know what to do. REDMAN 2019 ( talk) 12:35, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Wait for someone to develop psychic powers I can’t think of any possible way that would backfire. IlSoupylI ( talk) 15:08, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Sink it. We're out of options. GlitchMaster2 ( talk) 16:05, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
  • Get rid of the excavators they're causing more blockage now what is hAPPENING GlitchMaster2 ( talk) 17:00, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• WP:TNT to clear a path... only to have the debris clog the canal again. - BRAINULATOR9 ( TALK) 16:59, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Redirect to Boaty McBoatface. - Knowledgekid87 ( talk) 17:46, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply
• Relocate to Great Bitter Lake. - Ian1231100 ( talk) 17:47, 1 April 2021 (UTC) reply

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.