This does not compute: "I am a gourmet chef who spends all day cooking dishes made from bacon." + "This user is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian." = hunh??? Just curious, Ladyof Shalott 01:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Perhaps he cooks them, but feeds them to someone else. PhGustaf ( talk) 01:40, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

...or feeds them to green dragons, perhaps? Jonathunder ( talk) 01:45, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Thank you for noticing my joke - I was hoping someone would get it. Green Dragons Love Bacon ( talk) 01:47, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Enough fewmets have been dropped that I'm sure someone will. Jonathunder ( talk) 01:56, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Hi Dragons, you should know that Wikipedia uses Quotation_mark#Punctuation=logical punctuation. I suggest you read through WP:LQ before making anymore punctuation changes. Ladyof Shalott 01:53, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Yes - thank you for alterting me of that and fixing my errors. I had just noticed that before I saw your message. I fix your link in your message. Green Dragons Love Bacon ( talk) 01:57, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

I have to admit you made clever use of the user contribution history here; in fact I was rather amused. But I'm sure you'll understand why you are blocked as a sockpuppet of Grundle2600, or an imitator. Jonathunder ( talk) 22:49, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply

Thanks for noticing! Green Dragons Love Bacon ( talk) 22:49, 9 April 2010 (UTC) reply