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• I am UltimatesocCer and I love this site.
• I have been using Wiki for 2 years now and have just created an account.
• I vaguely know what i am doing.
• According to friends and family, I am an amazing writer and should pursue a career in Lit, my least favorite subject.
• I am CRAZY about soccer.
• Most find me extremely funny.
• I completely hate vandals officially.

This user is irked by vandals and their inherent evil.

This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.

This user has no cell phone.

Info {{ adoptoffer}} This user lives in the United States of America. hs This user is a high school student. 30Y This Wikipedian was born on 16 April 1994 and is 30 years, 0 months, and 14 days old. This user is a Roman Catholic. teen This user is a teenager. ♀ This contributor to Wikipedia is female. This user is of Bohemian ancestry. This user is of Czech ancestry. This user is of English ancestry This user is of Irish ancestry. This user is of German ancestry. This user is of Native American ancestry. This user is of Scottish ancestry. This user is of Welsh descent. This user is single. This user has been discriminated against because they were homeschooled

Userboxes abc Ths usre haz verry goode spelng. This user is cooler than you. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. sar This user is obviously not sarcastic.

Music This user enjoys pop music. This user is fan of Mariah Carey. This user is a fan of Shakira. This user listens to Rihanna This user is a Lady Gaga fan. This user is a Songwriter

Stuff This user plays the violin. This user can read sheet music. This user plays the piano. This user plays association football. CF This user's football position is Centre forward. This user enjoys riding horses. This user is a swimmer.

Books G This user is a Gryffindor. This user's Patronus is a phoenix. HP This user is a Harry Potter fan. HP This user's wand is 10" of Elm, with a Phoenix feather and Unicorn hair core PoA This user escaped from Azkaban prison.

Vandals and my feelings about them tools This user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle. This user seeks and destroys vandalism. vandals This user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free. This user still wants to vandalize lots of pages, but...must...not... ZT This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism. This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Football.

This user is a member of WikiProject Catholicism.

This user is a big fan of The Matrix Series