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- Try to guess the jokes from these punchlines
- A pig that good, you can't eat all at once.
- A talking
dog!
- but it took
eight more to get her out on the front lawn.
- Does
this taste funny to
you?
- Everybody spit
it out, they're assholes!
- for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta
balls.
- Father, what strange
men are these, whose
balls hang in
parentheses?
- Good. Let's take these
safes off.
-
He shot
my paw.
- Here's five bucks, now fuck off.
- I'm going to fuck it as soon
as I figure out how to get
its pajamas off !
-
I saw
you were going to miss so I opened the door.
- base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
- "It's alright,
cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "
he's one of us!"
- May
I ask what the
chicken did?
- No b'y. You know anything about propane stoves?
- Oh I lost
that after the first bar.
- please let this be a
teabag.
- Probably wasn't the same
elephant.
- Stick it in the
camel and let's get the hell out of here.
- Try plugging
it in, stupid.
- Watch out dad,
she's backing up!
- Yeah, but
it's not as good as the book.
- You reckon it might be the light that's attractin'
'em?