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About Me

• Born into the military
• Raised with the military
• Worked alongside the military, for the military
• Married the military
• Spawned a military brat
• Live next to the military
• Research the military (particularly in DC area)
• Create and edit military Wiki-articles
• Love the military

Favorite Places on Earth

1. The National Mall at night, facing the U.S. Capitol Building
2. Arlington National Cemetery
3. Pentagon River Entrance at night, looking towards the Washington Monument
4. Fenway Park--all true Americans love the last great ballpark in existence
5. Buffalo Bill's Grave on Lookout Mountain, Colorado, overlooking the Denver Metro area and Eastern Plains
6. Georgetown, Colorado, particularly at Christmastime; the greatest little historic mining town in the Rockies...but I'm still glad I never lived there.

Things I'd like to get for people

• a set of maps for the Royal Marines

Things I like

• Harold Lloyd films, particularly from the silent era (e.g., Safety Last!, The Freshman, Speedy, Why Worry?, Grandma's Boy, The Kid Brother, and Just Neighbors (short))
• Other silent comedy films (e.g., Buster Keaton's The General and The Cameraman, and Charlie Chaplin's City Lights)
• Baseball
• Chicken
• Classic war films, especially POW movies
• Musical Comedies
• Aston Martin DB5s
• Curling: Funniest. Sport. Ever.

Things I don't like

• People who disrespect ANC.
• Soccer (honestly, what's the point of this game?)
• Seafood (how can you people eat that stuff??)
• Red Sox turncoats. May God have mercy on your souls.
• Whoppers. Worst Halloween candy you could ever get.
• Stepping in and/or looking at some foul person's spit on the sidewalk. Just swallow it, for cryin' out loud. If the rest of us can do it, so can you.

All-time favorite actors

• Harold Lloyd
• Christopher Plummer
• Gregory Peck
• Paul Newman
• William Holden
• Steve McQueen
• Henry Fonda
• Jack Lemmon
• Michael J. Nelson (Ever read Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese? I laughed so hard I nearly threw up.)

Least favorite actors

• David Caruso. Good night, that man is cheesier than Wisconsin.
• Patrick Swayze. Just try to argue with that one.
• Bill Clinton. He needs to work on his poker face.
• Humphrey Bogart. How did that man ever get into Hollywood looking uglier than sin?
• Colin Farrell. He's not a good enough actor to warrant an attitude problem like that.
• Val Kilmer. Ditto, times ten.

People I don't get along with

• O-4s (USN, in particular). O-4s are like teenagers: they don't know enough to be effective, but know just enough to be dangerously annoying.
• Yankees fans (obnoxious in every way possible)
• Fellow Republicans who still think George W. Bush is a competent leader.
• People who argue with me but clearly don't have a point to their side of the argument. Let it go, man.

People I do get along with

• Everyone else.

Proof of my accentlessness

And proof of my mastery of 6th grade government

Pretties

The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar For helping me with the copyedit of Aleksandr Vasilevsky, this RAK Star for you! :) Grafikm (AutoGRAF) 23:31, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

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