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I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean... I completely mean to brag!
P.S. When the mouse I use has this problem, I sometimes end up in an edit conflict with myself where it tells me that I'm trying to revert the edit I just made.
At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.
In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:
Plans for April Fools' Day 2025
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Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg Information
BorgAfDs for this article:
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Caligula InformationCaligulaAfDs for this article:
Caligula was no boy scout, he did things that two-time presidential hopeful John Brain can't even talk about without getting his channel drummed out of the YouTube Partner Program, and even if he tried, he would have to take sponsorships from the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation just to survive. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Claudian letters Information
Claudiⱶn lettersAfDs for this article:
The fact that a Romⱶn emperor created these now-aↄent ↄeudo-letters wasn't ⅎalid ratiⱶnale to allow them to surⅎiⅎe deletiⱶn from the alphabet back then, and they cⱶntinue to face oↄtacles that preⅎent them from becoming notable enough for reinclusiⱶn today. – MrPersⱶnHumⱶnGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dinosaur InformationDinosaur
Many of these Mesozoic monsters used to live in warm, arid climates, but now their eggs stinked, so they don't rule the Earth anymore. It's not the eggs' fault though; a warm, arid climate would have that effect on anybody. Unfortunately, as the indoor shower wouldn't be invented for another 64 million years or so, the average smellysaurus had to pray for one outside and hope it doesn't receive the wrong kind as part of some divine judgment upon Pangea for provoking the wrath of the dino gods, in which case some of the uptight Chief Elders would revise the Journal of Economic Finger-Pointing to blame the act of God on the erosion of traditional mating customs egged on by opponents to the war against the four-leggers. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/English-language spelling reform Information
Éngliš-lengwij speling réformAfDs for this article:
Ål kåntent məst bé ritin in əkordints wið Wikipédéə's Manéөl əf Ståéөl. Teékéng ðis intø kinsidirašin, ðer is no røm tø əlao aorselvs tø jəst fөlišlé tөé əraond wið år alfəbet and distrөé ðə rөls əf Éngliš itself wið exédinglé nånsenzikөl kinvençins or entirteén ené əðir silé klaoniš geéms əf ðis sort. Ðə səbjekt əf ðis årtikөl shud bé givin ðə wirx and teékn aot əf kəmišn fir gud mežir. Ån ðé əðir hand, it has lång ben sed ðat wån's traš is ənəðir's trežir, so hø nos hao ðis siçueéšin kuld wirk aot? Ðis hөl deléšin diskəšin is jəst fir kix. – MrPirsinHéøminGåé ( tålk) All content must be written in accordance with Wikipedia's
Manual of Style. Taking this into consideration, there is no room to allow ourselves to just foolishly toy around with our alphabet and destroy the rules of English itself with exceedingly nonsensical conventions or entertain any other silly clownish games of this sort. The subject of this article should be given the works and taken out of commission for good measure. On the other hand, it has long been said that one's trash is another's treasure, so who knows how this situation could work out? This whole deletion discussion is just for kicks. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fallout 3 InformationFallout 3AfDs for this article:
I'll tell you what's going on here: You lost, the good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. By order of the president, this article is now under United States government control. Furthermore, you are to assist Enclave scientists in the improvement and protection of this article at once. Am I to assume that you are the one in charge? The person in charge should stand down immediately and hand over control of this article. I grow tired of awaiting. You know what happens to traitors, don't you? We don't need you. – Col. Autumn ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fard InformationFard
Implausible typo for Lard, which is itself a typo for Lord. Things of that sort may be obligatory for a rapidly growing crowd that is currently well over a billion strong, but so are the five pillars. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mange Tout InformationUnsolved problem in economics:
Has the John Warosa Legacy Fund been glarded? If so, how does a beneficiary with a tax cloded account obtain the certificate of innopolity to receive it? Should the fund be squirted into the beneficiary's sablity address or their holity address? Mange ToutAfDs for this article:
Although I will admit that Manuel Tourneur's unsuccessful attempts to get the United Nation to send a gold deposit box containing US$12.500,0000 Million United State Dollars to his nonexistent doorstep through CoinSquirt instead of sending steamed apples to the soul known as Barrister Mohammed Hassan (who is looking for a Christian next of kin to inherit the bit coins of his affluent wife who died at Plane Crash o'clock[ clarification needed] after being diagnosed with blood cancel) through an Ups, Fedex or Western Union courier may be intriguing, I have loose confident that his continuous texting of mails to Rev. Paul Goodman of the First National Bank of Timbuktu would make him any more notable than a small boy from Slaughter Valley who plays Prang of the Transaction, watches Bridge of Transaction or consumes other media in the Transaction franchise. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Power of two Information
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Project 2025 InformationProject 2025AfDs for this article:
The farm vote will put a stop to this!
Sponsored by Dr. Utopia's ISM
Text UTOPIA to [redacted] for a free bottle! Act fast; this deal expires when our number gets censored! Are you and your loved ones struggling to get by these days? Ask your comrades if ISM is right for your country. In a troll-reviewed study conducted at Underbridge University, ISM has been shown to treat exploitation,
entitlement, inclement weather, and other ailments of the body politic. Do not take ISM if you have pre-existing conditions, as it may cause
democratic backsliding. Stop taking ISM and tell your comrades immediately if you experience
crimes against humanity.
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pseudolaw InformationPseudolawAfDs for this article:
As part of my efforts to improve and maintain Wikipedia, I hereby declare the English Wikipedia article Pseudolaw to be insolvent and therefore eligible for deletion. Furthermore, all rules (policies and guidelines) that would prevent this article from being deleted must be ignored per Wikipedia policy:
This policy applies to any policy or guideline that "prevents [me] from improving or maintaining Wikipedia" by having this article deleted, including—but not limited to:
P.S. Although IAR doesn't specify whether or not it applies to essays, essays aren't considered rules, so they may be disregarded for now. But even if there was a rule against ignoring essays, IAR would require me to ignore that one as well. This principle would apply to any essay—including, but not limited to:
Whoever attempts to use either of these essays as counterarguments shall be reminded of hierarchy of disagreement. I WikiRest my WikiCase. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination) InformationScorpion (Mortal Kombat)AfDs for this article:
This user has become notorious for engaging in disruptive combat with other mortals by casting aspersions at unwitting contributors in order to pull them into his proximity so he can launch a barrage of personal attacks against them. If he doesn't get finished with violence, then he should get out of here. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet Information
𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐AfDs for this article:
𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩. – 𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 ( 𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒) Latin transliteration: This alphabet is illegible and doesn't sufficiently warrant enough merit for inclusion on Wikipedia. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta InformationSparta
This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Texas Red InformationTexas RedAfDs for this article:
The citizens of Agua Fria were having a fine day last summer until this outlaw came down to show them a brand new way of life. All he has shown the folks over there was trouble, and he has only added misery to their strife. His concern is to bring discomfort, and his policy is just a little red, which must be how he got his name. Ever since he's been loose and running, twenty men had tried to take him alive or maybe dead, but they all made a fatal slip. If he gets away with reducing the town any further, it won't be long before the story is relayed to the Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip that the town is no longer big enough for either of them. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Verbosity (2nd nomination) Information
VerbosityAfDs for this article:
This page may be too long to read and navigate comfortably. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Waldo InformationWaldo
Even if Google knows his location, this guy has not been found to stand out from any of his surroundings. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Windmill InformationWindmillAfDs for this article:
Not only are they eyesores that steal our jobs, they might also be witches with communist sympathies that seek to indoctrinate and sacrifice younger demographics for the benefit of their complex machine, which is why we must liberate the Dutch from their clutches and exercise precautionary measures to tilt the scales against these potential giants living amongst us mere mortals in order to ensure that they never land in the Netherlands again. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) |
This user previously used another account: MrHumanPersonGuy. |
I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean... I completely mean to brag!
P.S. When the mouse I use has this problem, I sometimes end up in an edit conflict with myself where it tells me that I'm trying to revert the edit I just made.
At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.
In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:
Plans for April Fools' Day 2025
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This page contains content transcluded from User:MrPersonHumanGuy/April Fools plans. Non-AfD plans
Requests for page protection
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg Information
BorgAfDs for this article:
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Caligula InformationCaligulaAfDs for this article:
Caligula was no boy scout, he did things that two-time presidential hopeful John Brain can't even talk about without getting his channel drummed out of the YouTube Partner Program, and even if he tried, he would have to take sponsorships from the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation just to survive. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Claudian letters Information
Claudiⱶn lettersAfDs for this article:
The fact that a Romⱶn emperor created these now-aↄent ↄeudo-letters wasn't ⅎalid ratiⱶnale to allow them to surⅎiⅎe deletiⱶn from the alphabet back then, and they cⱶntinue to face oↄtacles that preⅎent them from becoming notable enough for reinclusiⱶn today. – MrPersⱶnHumⱶnGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dinosaur InformationDinosaur
Many of these Mesozoic monsters used to live in warm, arid climates, but now their eggs stinked, so they don't rule the Earth anymore. It's not the eggs' fault though; a warm, arid climate would have that effect on anybody. Unfortunately, as the indoor shower wouldn't be invented for another 64 million years or so, the average smellysaurus had to pray for one outside and hope it doesn't receive the wrong kind as part of some divine judgment upon Pangea for provoking the wrath of the dino gods, in which case some of the uptight Chief Elders would revise the Journal of Economic Finger-Pointing to blame the act of God on the erosion of traditional mating customs egged on by opponents to the war against the four-leggers. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/English-language spelling reform Information
Éngliš-lengwij speling réformAfDs for this article:
Ål kåntent məst bé ritin in əkordints wið Wikipédéə's Manéөl əf Ståéөl. Teékéng ðis intø kinsidirašin, ðer is no røm tø əlao aorselvs tø jəst fөlišlé tөé əraond wið år alfəbet and distrөé ðə rөls əf Éngliš itself wið exédinglé nånsenzikөl kinvençins or entirteén ené əðir silé klaoniš geéms əf ðis sort. Ðə səbjekt əf ðis årtikөl shud bé givin ðə wirx and teékn aot əf kəmišn fir gud mežir. Ån ðé əðir hand, it has lång ben sed ðat wån's traš is ənəðir's trežir, so hø nos hao ðis siçueéšin kuld wirk aot? Ðis hөl deléšin diskəšin is jəst fir kix. – MrPirsinHéøminGåé ( tålk) All content must be written in accordance with Wikipedia's
Manual of Style. Taking this into consideration, there is no room to allow ourselves to just foolishly toy around with our alphabet and destroy the rules of English itself with exceedingly nonsensical conventions or entertain any other silly clownish games of this sort. The subject of this article should be given the works and taken out of commission for good measure. On the other hand, it has long been said that one's trash is another's treasure, so who knows how this situation could work out? This whole deletion discussion is just for kicks. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fallout 3 InformationFallout 3AfDs for this article:
I'll tell you what's going on here: You lost, the good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. By order of the president, this article is now under United States government control. Furthermore, you are to assist Enclave scientists in the improvement and protection of this article at once. Am I to assume that you are the one in charge? The person in charge should stand down immediately and hand over control of this article. I grow tired of awaiting. You know what happens to traitors, don't you? We don't need you. – Col. Autumn ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fard InformationFard
Implausible typo for Lard, which is itself a typo for Lord. Things of that sort may be obligatory for a rapidly growing crowd that is currently well over a billion strong, but so are the five pillars. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mange Tout InformationUnsolved problem in economics:
Has the John Warosa Legacy Fund been glarded? If so, how does a beneficiary with a tax cloded account obtain the certificate of innopolity to receive it? Should the fund be squirted into the beneficiary's sablity address or their holity address? Mange ToutAfDs for this article:
Although I will admit that Manuel Tourneur's unsuccessful attempts to get the United Nation to send a gold deposit box containing US$12.500,0000 Million United State Dollars to his nonexistent doorstep through CoinSquirt instead of sending steamed apples to the soul known as Barrister Mohammed Hassan (who is looking for a Christian next of kin to inherit the bit coins of his affluent wife who died at Plane Crash o'clock[ clarification needed] after being diagnosed with blood cancel) through an Ups, Fedex or Western Union courier may be intriguing, I have loose confident that his continuous texting of mails to Rev. Paul Goodman of the First National Bank of Timbuktu would make him any more notable than a small boy from Slaughter Valley who plays Prang of the Transaction, watches Bridge of Transaction or consumes other media in the Transaction franchise. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Power of two Information
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Project 2025 InformationProject 2025AfDs for this article:
The farm vote will put a stop to this!
Sponsored by Dr. Utopia's ISM
Text UTOPIA to [redacted] for a free bottle! Act fast; this deal expires when our number gets censored! Are you and your loved ones struggling to get by these days? Ask your comrades if ISM is right for your country. In a troll-reviewed study conducted at Underbridge University, ISM has been shown to treat exploitation,
entitlement, inclement weather, and other ailments of the body politic. Do not take ISM if you have pre-existing conditions, as it may cause
democratic backsliding. Stop taking ISM and tell your comrades immediately if you experience
crimes against humanity.
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pseudolaw InformationPseudolawAfDs for this article:
As part of my efforts to improve and maintain Wikipedia, I hereby declare the English Wikipedia article Pseudolaw to be insolvent and therefore eligible for deletion. Furthermore, all rules (policies and guidelines) that would prevent this article from being deleted must be ignored per Wikipedia policy:
This policy applies to any policy or guideline that "prevents [me] from improving or maintaining Wikipedia" by having this article deleted, including—but not limited to:
P.S. Although IAR doesn't specify whether or not it applies to essays, essays aren't considered rules, so they may be disregarded for now. But even if there was a rule against ignoring essays, IAR would require me to ignore that one as well. This principle would apply to any essay—including, but not limited to:
Whoever attempts to use either of these essays as counterarguments shall be reminded of hierarchy of disagreement. I WikiRest my WikiCase. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination) InformationScorpion (Mortal Kombat)AfDs for this article:
This user has become notorious for engaging in disruptive combat with other mortals by casting aspersions at unwitting contributors in order to pull them into his proximity so he can launch a barrage of personal attacks against them. If he doesn't get finished with violence, then he should get out of here. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet Information
𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐AfDs for this article:
𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩. – 𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 ( 𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒) Latin transliteration: This alphabet is illegible and doesn't sufficiently warrant enough merit for inclusion on Wikipedia. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta InformationSparta
This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Texas Red InformationTexas RedAfDs for this article:
The citizens of Agua Fria were having a fine day last summer until this outlaw came down to show them a brand new way of life. All he has shown the folks over there was trouble, and he has only added misery to their strife. His concern is to bring discomfort, and his policy is just a little red, which must be how he got his name. Ever since he's been loose and running, twenty men had tried to take him alive or maybe dead, but they all made a fatal slip. If he gets away with reducing the town any further, it won't be long before the story is relayed to the Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip that the town is no longer big enough for either of them. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Verbosity (2nd nomination) Information
VerbosityAfDs for this article:
This page may be too long to read and navigate comfortably. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Waldo InformationWaldo
Even if Google knows his location, this guy has not been found to stand out from any of his surroundings. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Windmill InformationWindmillAfDs for this article:
Not only are they eyesores that steal our jobs, they might also be witches with communist sympathies that seek to indoctrinate and sacrifice younger demographics for the benefit of their complex machine, which is why we must liberate the Dutch from their clutches and exercise precautionary measures to tilt the scales against these potential giants living amongst us mere mortals in order to ensure that they never land in the Netherlands again. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) |