Background Information
An eminent pre-raphaelite brother, MaximilianMark was often jealous of people with double barrelled names, but was too unaccepting of the given rules of punctuation to permit a hyphen in his own. Notwithstanding this, he insists that his peers and fellows refer to him by his full name, and this has proved successful in the short term. Mostly, however, his subjects frequently defer to calling him "Muhammad Bin Alahmed bin Sheikh El Hajj bin Mahximilianvs Marcvs IV", which is significantly longer and much more difficult to say than his actual name.
Coping With Early Fame Information
Since he rose to very early prominence as an inventor of bumble-bash (citation needed), a game during which the participants seek to gain status as 'Cockozuna' by running into eachother with folded arms, he has found it difficult to cope with the press attention. 'Cockozuna' status is similar to its Sumo equivalent, Yokozuna, yet it yields more privileges, namely a great respect not only on a sporting and spiritual level, but also frequent love interest from the residents of Potters Bar. Mark's most successful breakthrough into the public yet came as a result of his promotion to the honorable 1st Cockozuna.
Death Information
Mark's promotion to 1st Cockozuna took a great toll on his mental health, and no later than one week after admitting himself to Broadmoor Hospital he was found hanged by hair he had ripped off his beard. The beard was though to have 'made him feel like a real man'. His funeral was attended by 3 baboons and John Travolta.
Legacy Information
In a letter written to The World by US president Sarah Palin, Mark was referred to as 'a great man with an even greater package'.
Background Information
An eminent pre-raphaelite brother, MaximilianMark was often jealous of people with double barrelled names, but was too unaccepting of the given rules of punctuation to permit a hyphen in his own. Notwithstanding this, he insists that his peers and fellows refer to him by his full name, and this has proved successful in the short term. Mostly, however, his subjects frequently defer to calling him "Muhammad Bin Alahmed bin Sheikh El Hajj bin Mahximilianvs Marcvs IV", which is significantly longer and much more difficult to say than his actual name.
Coping With Early Fame Information
Since he rose to very early prominence as an inventor of bumble-bash (citation needed), a game during which the participants seek to gain status as 'Cockozuna' by running into eachother with folded arms, he has found it difficult to cope with the press attention. 'Cockozuna' status is similar to its Sumo equivalent, Yokozuna, yet it yields more privileges, namely a great respect not only on a sporting and spiritual level, but also frequent love interest from the residents of Potters Bar. Mark's most successful breakthrough into the public yet came as a result of his promotion to the honorable 1st Cockozuna.
Death Information
Mark's promotion to 1st Cockozuna took a great toll on his mental health, and no later than one week after admitting himself to Broadmoor Hospital he was found hanged by hair he had ripped off his beard. The beard was though to have 'made him feel like a real man'. His funeral was attended by 3 baboons and John Travolta.
Legacy Information
In a letter written to The World by US president Sarah Palin, Mark was referred to as 'a great man with an even greater package'.