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Contributions to Wikipedia

Now reduced to an occasional contributor. I used to edit, check, and watch the following pages on a regular basis: (I make sure these articles don't go to chaos with my free time. By free time, it could be the whole day... or barely a minute!) Archos • Comparison of portable media players • Creative Technology • Creative ZEN • Digital audio player • Gigabeat • iriver clix • MP4 player • Portable Media Center • Portable media player • RC Palmer Secondary • SanDisk Sansa • ZEN Vision:M

These articles were given a revamp: Meizu M8 • OneRepublic • Ryan Tedder

Created the following articles:

• NHL uniform (created article from a request; original name Rbk EDGE)
• John Tu (co-founder of Kingston Technology and a key figure in the Freedom Writers story)
• ZEN (portable media player) (It's the no-surname ZEN, and it's high time for its own article!)
• Category:South Korean brands (Just filling up the gaping holes of Wikipedia!)
• Category:Portable media players (There is a difference between PMPs & DAPs...)
• Far East Plaza (Filling up the red links!)
• Samsung P2 (Due to a rejection of a CSD I tagged to the YP-F1, an early & relatively unknown Yepp player, I now will pursue creating new articles for recent ones to balance the tide.)
• Samsung T10 (See above.)
• Vicki Huntington (Elected. Period.)
• List of Mainstream Top 40 number-one hits of 2011 (U.S.) It's more than a week into 2011; about time someone got that up.

Contributed to the following pages on a lesser scale than the above: AMV video format • Archos Generation 4 • Archos Generation 5 • Cosmic Boy • Creative MediaSource • Creative MuVo • Creative MuVo player models • Creative NOMAD • Category:Digital audio players • Final Crisis • iriver • iriver E100 • iriver plus 3 • List of Legion of Super Heroes episodes • Meizu • Meizu M6 miniPlayer • Meizu M8 • Sonic X • USB mass storage device class • Walkman A810 • Yepp • Zune 30 • Zune 80 • ZEN V • ZEN Vision W

If I have a little more time, I would contribute or proofread on the following kinds of articles:

• Popular music - Checking for the accuracy of chart statistics
• Celebrities - Adding refs, removing biased/opinionated content, in accordance to WP:NPOV
• Other user-generated userboxes - Sucking the amateurish odour out of them, no offence to beginners and newbies. And it's now absolutely consensual, if anyone's wondering. ;)
• ...and any other articles with typos, bad Engrish, or various types of irregularities.

Misunderestimated Nucular Power Pants A-visor of the Internets for the following pages:

• George W. Bush

Hand of Judgement... well, fingers for now.

I have been a part-time debater and initiator for such Wiki-discussions like selecting articles for creation, deletion, and those regarding templates.

Parallel universes...

I am a member of the frivolously honourable Order of Uncyclopedia, creating articles (that have since been removed) like iriver and Official iPod Clone, and brought funny back to Impossible! (and yes, it was huffed though...) Let's spread some Wilde!

...I'm also a member of Wikimedia Commons (saved images from deletion by personally contacting their authors, and uploaded my own too), Wikiquote, Test Wiki, and wikis outside the Wikimedia spectrum, like Bulbapedia, LyricWiki, Encyclopedia Dramatica and Conservapedia (it may be a biased... or a more fair and balanced encyclopedia, but it still needs to be kept in check. And, yeah I also go there for the lulz!)

Member of the following projects...

... Interest-based

• Wikipedians Against Censorship - What's the point? Children will know, sooner or later (especially in today's media). You're just delaying the inevitable. So don't hate on me because I just typed out fuck!

• WikiProject Computing - As an avid fan of computers, computer lingo, computer-related technologies and whatnot (and with all those USB-compliant devices...)

• WikiProject Countering Systemic Bias - The western world has influenced much of our lives, and it's time for the rest of us to balance the scale.

• WikiProject Electronics - Involved with articles concerning consumer electronics... but since most of them, especially DAPs and PMPs, support digital media (related to computing) and USB (also related)... I think there should be new WikiProjects for articles related to those players, and consumer electronics in general.

• ITESM Campus Toluca - A mentor to students of the Monterrey Institute of Technology and Higher Education, who uses Wikipedia as a medium to practice English.

• Wikipedia Torrent Project - Basically, I host the enormous torrent so you can have a nice, vandalism-free offline version of this encyclopedia!

• WikiProject Userboxes - Improving them, patrolling for derogatory ones, and as a fellow userbox creator...

... Method-based

• WikiProject Categories - Well, that's really the only efficient way to sort Wikipedia's loose articles. And it's getting messed up.

• WikiProject Disambiguation - I realized the ongoing problem in Wikipedia... confusing ambiguous links that literally had nowhere to go! To some people, MSC may mean USB mass storage device class, or Mario Strikers Charged to video gamers. So... links have to be specified.

• WikiProject Fact and Reference Check - I've been doing it for quite a bit of articles for some time now, and it's pretty easy.

• WikiProject Citation Cleanup - A more specific area of reference-checking. No one likes no "[sample.com external links]", eh?

• WikiProject Spam - Those annoying external links... By the way, has anyone just been wishing to have an enlargement of their zuccinis?^{(That was a intentional parody of spam. Do not edit... unless you have a better analogy...)}

• Wikipedia Typo Department - YA, mE n0.s its zI11y. bUttt sum1's g0t 2 do Itt!!11!1!!11!!^{(That was purposely misspelled. Do not edit... unless you can bend it even further...)}

Story of my life... in userboxes.

This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.	This user is happy to give quick and easy access to his Edit count.	This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Computing.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Disambiguation.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Electronics.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Spam.
This user is a member of the Wikipedia 1.0 Editorial Team's Torrent Project .	tyop typo This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.
New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind .	This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes .	This user thinks fair use images should be allowed in userboxes.
ZT This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.	This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.
This user assumes good faith.	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
<sum>:1 This user believes that every edit should have a summary.	This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.	EW0 This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.
This user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk.	This user believes in the separation of church and state.	This user demands a global redistribution of wealth from the rich to the poor.
agn This user is agnostic.	This user thinks of religion as a pill. Yes, it relieves people of their harsh realities, but does it give them an effective cure ?	This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.	fan-3 This user thinks that Chris Rock is the greatest comedian of all time.	This user reads FoxTrot.
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.	Moe This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.	Okay, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do? Let's go crazy, Broadway-style !
NTSC This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.	Shaw) This user's TV service provider is Shaw .	This user prefers HD DVD over Blu-ray Disc
This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.	This user eats sushi.	This user loves iceberg lettuce salad.
This user prefers dark chocolate	MiC This user loves milano cookies .	This user knows very well that fortune cookies aren't real Chinese food .
H2O This user drinks water regularly.	This user drinks soy milk.	This user drinks Crème de menthe
noc This user is nocturnal.	This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.	END This user has no more userboxes.