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Wikipedia widow
A Wikipedia widow [WP:WID] is the spouse of a Wikipedian who has neglected his or her spousal duties in some significant way thus causing the spouse to feel widowed in a metaphorical sense. The Wikipedian in no way intended for this to happen but it just crept up and took over. There is a probably branch of behavioral science about to emerge to address all of this but it does not yet appear in the scientific literature. hydnjo talk 02:42, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
Some of the more obvious symptoms of this condition are:
- Staying up later than usual at night at the computer.
- A check of yesterday's history shows an inordinate amount of WP activity.
- A glazed appearance during the evening when you ask a typical question.
- An unusual number of questions on obscure subjects coming from the spouse.
- An unusual intolerance to your inability to answer obscure questions.
- Frequent references to other Wikipedians by their nicknames.
- An absurd adherence to one side or another at WP:VfD.
- Dinner preparation shifts from the Wikipedian to the widow.
- Curt responses to attempts at romantic conversation.
- Would rather watch Wikipedia IRC than watch the s.o. strip
- ... What significant other?
- Realizing you never liked them anyway.
- Familiarity with the middle names of far too many famous people.
Please add your observations quickly before this article goes to Archive Heaven ;-) hydnjo talk 04:30, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
| This is a
humorous
essay. It contains the advice or opinions of one or more Wikipedia contributors and is made to be humorous. This page is not one of
Wikipedia's policies or guidelines, as it has not been
thoroughly vetted by the community. Some essays represent widespread norms; others only represent minority viewpoints. This essay isn't meant to be taken seriously. |
Wikipedia widow
A Wikipedia widow [WP:WID] is the spouse of a Wikipedian who has neglected his or her spousal duties in some significant way thus causing the spouse to feel widowed in a metaphorical sense. The Wikipedian in no way intended for this to happen but it just crept up and took over. There is a probably branch of behavioral science about to emerge to address all of this but it does not yet appear in the scientific literature. hydnjo talk 02:42, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
Some of the more obvious symptoms of this condition are:
- Staying up later than usual at night at the computer.
- A check of yesterday's history shows an inordinate amount of WP activity.
- A glazed appearance during the evening when you ask a typical question.
- An unusual number of questions on obscure subjects coming from the spouse.
- An unusual intolerance to your inability to answer obscure questions.
- Frequent references to other Wikipedians by their nicknames.
- An absurd adherence to one side or another at WP:VfD.
- Dinner preparation shifts from the Wikipedian to the widow.
- Curt responses to attempts at romantic conversation.
- Would rather watch Wikipedia IRC than watch the s.o. strip
- ... What significant other?
- Realizing you never liked them anyway.
- Familiarity with the middle names of far too many famous people.
Please add your observations quickly before this article goes to Archive Heaven ;-) hydnjo talk 04:30, 4 September 2005 (UTC)