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Pirate joke
Pirate jokes are a species of
joke based on a verbal
tic commonly attributed to
pirates in popular culture — "Arrr!"
Here are some Pirate Jokes:
- Have you heard about the new Pirate movie?
- It's rated
Arrrrrrr!
- What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
-
Arrrrrrby's but realy It's Long John Silver's.( Trick Question )
- What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
- RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Why are pirates called pirates?
- Because they arrrrr!
- Why did the pirate go on vacation?
- He needed some
arrr and arrrr!
- What's a pirate's favorite country?
-
Arrrgentina.
- What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
-
Arrrt.
- What's a pirate's favorite sea critter?
-
Mantarrray.
- What's a pirate's favorite planet?
-
Marrrrs.
- Who's a pirate's favorite governor?
-
Arrrrnold Schwarrrrrzenegger.
- What's a pirate's favorite type of socks?
- Arrrgyle.
- What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
-
Arrrbor Day.
- What do a pirate's kids say on a long car ride?
- Arrrrr we there yet?
- When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
- On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
- What is a pirate's favorite animal?
- If somebody says "aarrrrdvark" say "No - a parrot!"
- What is a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
- "We Three Kings of Orient
ARRRRR!"
External links
It has also spurned a litany of pirate-related websites and cartoons, e.g.