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60Y | This
Wikipedian was born on 04 July 1963 and is 60 years, 9 months, and 23 days old. |
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| This user has been on Wikipedia for 19 years, 4 months and 10 days. |
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freedom of speech includes the right to offend, criticize, and satirize. |
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| This user knows that all groups, however crazy they may be, have just as much a right to free speech as anybody else and WILL NOT TOLERATE "hate speech" laws or attempts to prevent people from expressing their views. |
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Essay: Why BADSITES is bad policy... or link bans considered harmful
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Essay: Sauce for the goose is (not) sauce for the gander
I'm a bit like
Adrian Monk; I've got a strong
obsessive-compulsive streak to my personality, and have lots of "pet peeves" about stuff that others don't seem to care about. Some of the things that bug me:
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Top-posting in e-mail
- Other non-standards-compliant or inelegant formatting of e-mail
- Invalid HTML in Web sites
- Misconfigured Web servers sending incorrect
MIME types for documents
- Any use of proprietary coding or data formats where a nonproprietary open standard exists; examples include MSIE-specific Web sites and MS Word or Excel e-mail attachments
- Misuse of
domain name structure, such as putting noncommercial sites in
.com domains and using Stupid Unnecessary Domain Names™ where logical
subdomains would make more sense. The ".com" address of Wikipedia Weekly particularly bugged me for a long time, but they've finally begun using the more logical
wikipediaweekly.org address... congrats to them!
Wikipedia has a surprisingly good record of not triggering my pet peeves very often... for instance, it uses lots of logical subdomains within a
.org domain, almost always has HTML and CSS code that validates, and so on. (See
my own Web sites for more notes on these and other subjects.)
However, I have at times gotten distracted from the task of improving the encyclopedia by getting myself into the middle of a whole heap of silly "wikidramas", where I felt strongly about some issue (like heavyhanded censorship of criticism) that ran against the pet issue of others on the opposite side, leading to big fights that really had nothing to do with anything encyclopedic. Then I sometimes try to get out of that rut by doing something useful again... hearing about various sites and programs that show Wikipedia articles geographically spurred me to get active in trying to add geographical coordinates to all articles that relate to a particular location, so that such things will be even more useful. That in turn brought me out of the wikidrama doldrums for a time and led me to start making useful mainspace edits again! But my interests seem to have mostly gone elsewhere; I'm not too active on Wikipedia any more.
I also run
Mpedia, the wiki-based encyclopedia of
Mensa (not affiliated with Wikipedia, Wikimedia, Wikia, or any related entity, or for that matter Mensa or any related entity). And I'm an administrator on the
Just Solve the File Format Problem wiki, which documents file formats of all sorts (without the "notability" criteria Wikipedia has; it'll take any file format, no matter how obscure).
At any rate, while I've edited stuff all over the place, here are some of the major things I've been doing:
- I was also involved in getting the
Template:Infobox Pope into all the
popes' articles; I didn't create that one, but others seemed to have mostly lost interest in adding it after working their way back to around the
15th century or so; I took it up myself and finally completed the task. I'm not even
Catholic (or any sort of
Christian, for that matter), but I still found it to be a worthy goal to present that 2000-year succession of popes in a consistent manner.
- I've created or improved some music-related entries (the selection of which undoubtedly show off my complete lack of taste thereof):
I've also worked on pages related to magazines (especially computer magazines, disk magazines, and children's magazines):
Some other articles I started or worked on:
- And, as I mentioned above, I'm concentrating especially these days on adding geographical coordinates to every article that needs them, as well as touching up other things like categories in those articles as I find them.
I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy; like, I've jumped into the snake pit of the
Anarchism article a few times.
Speaking of controversy, I was (unjustly) included in two people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:
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Jeffrey Vernon Merkey's list of "Internet Stalkers" (no longer online)
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Daniel Brandt's "Hive Mind" list (which for a while used referer-checking to redirect links from Wikipedia, which in turn added the site to its "spam-filtered" list so I couldn't link to it)
This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.
I think I was reasonably on the "good side" of the (supposedly nonexistent) "Wikipedia Cabal" as long as I was just attracting the ire of outside nutters, but once I started taking issue with the cliquishness of some of the personalities and factions here, I started being disliked by some powerful people on Wikipedia (but fortunately still not blocked or banned as of now).
Getting back to more productive and less contentious things, I've also contributed
a few images of my own creation to commons.
"There's drama and inspiration everywhere I look!" — Lisa Simpson
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Dtobias is the operator of one or more abusive harassment accounts at the internet hackers den and troll emporium Wikipedia Review. This is contrary to several Wikipedian policies, however, all participants there are actively or tacitly guilty of fostering harrassment.
[1] This user's edits should be watched closely for stalking, harassing, outing, trolling, swear words, sexual innuendo, using a salad fork to eat their meal, putting their elbows on the table during dinner,
using legos in an immoral way,
unrepentant and disgruntled flatulence,
snake handling, and
extraneous hoopla.
Be on the lookout for pranks such as placing a whoopee cushion in your chair at work which causes Becky in accounting to think you are an unrepentant flatulator, beating you with a
rubber chicken, and hiding all your underwear so that you walk around in the morning and say "Where is my underwear?"
Care must be taken when engaging these egregious editors in conversation. If you should see one of these editors conversing with one or more banned trolls, please notify the
appropriate private
mailing list or
wikidefending
blog so that we can discuss their apathetic and trollish natures.
(Links for this account:
block log •
confirmed sock puppets •
suspected socks).
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I am the very model of a modern
Wikipedian,
My knowledge of things
trivial is way above the
median,
I know, and care, what
Kelly Clarkson's next CD might just be called,
And all the insults
Hilary and
Lindsay to each other bawled.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with
memes upon the Internet,
I think the
dancing hamster'd really be fantastic as a pet.
About the
crackpots' physics I am teeming with a lot o' news,
The
Time Cube has but four sides and it's not got a
hypotenuse.
I'm very good at
grammar, and I
spell all words right to a "T",
Even when they're
done all weirdly from the far side of the sea.
In short, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian,
I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
I know how to "
Ignore All Rules", except when I'm enforcing 'em,
I know
which version's wrong to be protected by those bossing 'em.
I show respect for all
admins, except the ones who have gone "
rouge",
But I still wish they'd let us keep the
U.K. girl whose face has spooge.
Jimbo is our own God-King; the things he says are always right,
But I still think that
Brian Peppers should be listed in our site.
The distinction 'tween
GFDL,
CC, and
PD I understand,
But still I don't think
fair-use celeb photos all need to be banned.
I'm good at
edit-warring, and I stay within the
3RR,
I know just how to make you show just what a
troll you really are,
In short, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian,
I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
In fact, when I know
why the elephant count changes really fast,
Why
anarchists are
socialists... or
not, based on whose edit's last,
Is
Oscar Gutierrez 5'2", 5'3", 5'5", or maybe 5'4"?
I need to know so I can win that
very lamest edit war!
But when I know at least as much on
conflicts Peloponnesian,
as I do about characters in
Galactica's latest season,
When I finally learn something that matters in
academia
You'll say a better Wikipedian has never came by here.
For my formal
education, though I'm certainly no fool,
Has not yet been advanced anywhere further than
high school;
But still, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian,
I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
(Note that the above song is purely satirical, and doesn't actually describe me; for one thing, I'm fully college educated! Opinions expressed therein do not necessarily represent my own true beliefs.)