Be afraid
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This user is an alternative account of
User:Bishapod, and is the evil twin of the gormless good
User:Darwinfish.
The sweet little twins play a harmless game:
Little Ankle Biter learns to smoke stogies:
Darwinbish studies the article Cheroot, educating herself. "The term stogie is often misused to refer to any cigar with a foul stench." Aha, excellent! Good word! Foul stench scare off all silly visitors! Come smell my stogie, Fish ! darwinbish BITE 21:08, 8 June 2011 (UTC).
I made myself a fine alternative sig per Big Tex, look, haha: little ankle biter
Liberate your evil side! All are welcome to use my templates, teach people a lesson. The templates must be substed or some of them won't work right.
Too much wikilove in this place. These are for posting on people who have received cookies or kittens.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/looting}} expands to:
Breathing out a light spray of {{ cookie}} crumbs as she speaks :] A friend has stolen your cookie! The cookie made her happy and she'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving it where she could reach it. Spread the WikiLove by giving her more {{ cookie}}s, unless you want her boys to pay you a visit!
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/teeth}} expands to:
A friend has taught your Virtual Wikikitten to bite you shrewdly on the ass. Hopefully that has made your day better. Kittens are cute and have very sharp teeth! Spread the goodness of kittens by giving someone else a bitey kitten, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/Stockfish}} expands to:
Krunch! Wham! Biff! Urkkk! You're way beyond getting whacked with a wet trout. A friend has walloped you with a rack of dried stockfish. Better take this seriously. She wants you to know she'll send her boys next time. |
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/insultspout}} expands to:
Don't call names, you gorbellied idle-headed varlot!
You have been noticed using opprobrious epithets. It's payback time from the Shakespeare Insult Generator! To activate the Insultspout and receive fresh insults, click here. Note that all insults generated by the Spout are guaranteed literary and cultured, unlike the nasty things you said, you mammering fen-sucked whey-face.
(Note: always post this template near top of delinquent's page for the "receive fresh insults" functionality to work well.)
A warning of what might happen to slimeballs who log out in order to attack others.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/anonymouscoward}} expands to
You have been observed posting rampant assholery while logged out, presumably in order to avoid sanctions to your account. See the hungry Grizzly tipping up stones looking for woodlice? Better desist before she finds you.
Lotte Lenya song
Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.
sings like Pirate Jenny:]
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear
And he keeps it, er, out of sight
When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red
On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin'
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Bish the Knife?
-- T-RexxS ( Rawr) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC) --
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Haiku
with apologies to Bashō:
Flog leaps in old pond
Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more
Darwinbish is full
--
Sonnet
With apologies to whomever your preferred
SA is:
Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth,
Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array;
Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth,
Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray?
Why so much rage, having so short a fuse,
Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend?
Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze,
Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end?
Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt,
Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store;
Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut;
Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more:
So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish,
And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.
You call'em; we fill 'em. -- Famously Sharp ( talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)
Be afraid
|
This user is an alternative account of
User:Bishapod, and is the evil twin of the gormless good
User:Darwinfish.
The sweet little twins play a harmless game:
Little Ankle Biter learns to smoke stogies:
Darwinbish studies the article Cheroot, educating herself. "The term stogie is often misused to refer to any cigar with a foul stench." Aha, excellent! Good word! Foul stench scare off all silly visitors! Come smell my stogie, Fish ! darwinbish BITE 21:08, 8 June 2011 (UTC).
I made myself a fine alternative sig per Big Tex, look, haha: little ankle biter
Liberate your evil side! All are welcome to use my templates, teach people a lesson. The templates must be substed or some of them won't work right.
Too much wikilove in this place. These are for posting on people who have received cookies or kittens.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/looting}} expands to:
Breathing out a light spray of {{ cookie}} crumbs as she speaks :] A friend has stolen your cookie! The cookie made her happy and she'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving it where she could reach it. Spread the WikiLove by giving her more {{ cookie}}s, unless you want her boys to pay you a visit!
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/teeth}} expands to:
A friend has taught your Virtual Wikikitten to bite you shrewdly on the ass. Hopefully that has made your day better. Kittens are cute and have very sharp teeth! Spread the goodness of kittens by giving someone else a bitey kitten, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/Stockfish}} expands to:
Krunch! Wham! Biff! Urkkk! You're way beyond getting whacked with a wet trout. A friend has walloped you with a rack of dried stockfish. Better take this seriously. She wants you to know she'll send her boys next time. |
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/insultspout}} expands to:
Don't call names, you gorbellied idle-headed varlot!
You have been noticed using opprobrious epithets. It's payback time from the Shakespeare Insult Generator! To activate the Insultspout and receive fresh insults, click here. Note that all insults generated by the Spout are guaranteed literary and cultured, unlike the nasty things you said, you mammering fen-sucked whey-face.
(Note: always post this template near top of delinquent's page for the "receive fresh insults" functionality to work well.)
A warning of what might happen to slimeballs who log out in order to attack others.
{{subst:User:Darwinbish/anonymouscoward}} expands to
You have been observed posting rampant assholery while logged out, presumably in order to avoid sanctions to your account. See the hungry Grizzly tipping up stones looking for woodlice? Better desist before she finds you.
Lotte Lenya song
Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.
sings like Pirate Jenny:]
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear
And he keeps it, er, out of sight
When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red
On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin'
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Bish the Knife?
-- T-RexxS ( Rawr) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC) --
--
Haiku
with apologies to Bashō:
Flog leaps in old pond
Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more
Darwinbish is full
--
Sonnet
With apologies to whomever your preferred
SA is:
Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth,
Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array;
Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth,
Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray?
Why so much rage, having so short a fuse,
Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend?
Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze,
Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end?
Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt,
Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store;
Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut;
Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more:
So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish,
And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.
You call'em; we fill 'em. -- Famously Sharp ( talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)