The sanity of this user is disputed. There. You don't believe me? Well, look at the rest of the page...

Hello, I collect user boxes.
Yes
No

Cake

Give me cake even though it is a lie

If you ask nicely I will give you cake.

I will give cake to random people quite often.

Personal Information

If you expect to find personal information this is not the page you are looking for
unless you just want less than 42 facts or a towel.
1 I admire Tom Lehrer and I want to improve his page.
2 I like Classical music
3 I like coffee
4 I could possibly like a very certain lie

Ha, Ha vandals

Thankfully

This user page has been vandalized 0 times.

Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.

• Bulleted vandal
• Bulleted vandal

Don't worry just some vandals I have just executed(unless your a vandal of course)

Laugh it raises endorphin levels and that is good (like cake or pi or pie or another pastry filed with C⁶H¹²O⁶)

Sandbox

I like to play in sandboxes don't you I have one you can use here

Userboxes

Because I can

This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you? This user will nuke you if you try to delete his pages. Wikipedia Department of Fun This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you? {{{1}}} has unleashed his GOOMBAS to hack your account! Beware, there may be more goombas resting in this area! RUN, DON'T LET THEM HACK YOU! This userbox is designed to put a smile on your face. User:TurtleShroom/Userboxes/Goombafeast ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED Visited the ruler of the multiverse RS This user plays RuneScape. This user believes the cake is a lie! This user is still alive. This user is interested in science. This user lives for science! This user has seen all of Carl Sagan's Cosmos. This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd. This user's favorite subject is Big History. This user is interested in astronomy. This user is interested in astronomy. This user knows that space is the future. This user's favorite star is Altair. File:Image This user's favorite star is Star. This user's favorite celestial object is the Helix Nebula. This user refers to Earth by its proper Latin name, Terra. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. This user is interested in the study of Toxicology and Toxins. This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols. This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you? This user is a computer scientist. This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing. This user is interested in extinct animals, especially dinosaurs and early Tetrapods. evol This user considers evolution an amazing biological fact. This user enjoys studying fractals. ~(p&~p) This user studies the concept of logic. ${\displaystyle \scriptstyle {\frac {\partial ^{2}\Psi }{\partial t^{2}}}=\nabla ^{2}\Psi }$ This user is interested in mathematical physics. This user is fascinated by chaos theory. This user loves rainy days. CERN This user has visited CERN. This user's favorite subject is physics. This user has a keen interest in physics. This user enjoys and understands the physics of special and general relativity. This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics. This user is interested in physics. This user is interested in Physics. This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you! This user is interested in String Theory. This user believes that string theory will be the answer to mankind's quest for a theory of everything This user wishes advanced propulsion technology would stop being associated with popular culture and be taken seriously. ${\displaystyle \alpha ^{-1}}$ 137.0359 Phys. Lett. A v41 This wikipedian studies heretic/ frontier Physics with Aspden. This user is interested in nanotechnology. K This user uses the Kelvin scale, because 0K is much cooler than −273.15 °C or −459.67 °F. This user is interested in Biochemistry. AYB This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." cvg-5 This user is a professional gamer. 1337 7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11! This user loves video game easter eggs, and is a master at finding them.Like this, for example!

This user is completely armed and ready for combat. Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal. Humor This user seeks and destroys vandalism. vandals This user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free. This user is irked by vandals and their inherent evil. TF2 This user's a spy!! This user enjoys classical music. cRap This user can't stand rap music. fan-3 This user loves Dmitri Shostakovitch. This user enjoys music by Ludwig van Beethoven. This user has great respect for Antonín Dvořák. This user likes music by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. This user enjoys music by Edvard Grieg. This user is a Lego enthusiast This user loves to read. This user is an Eco-warrior. This user loves knowledge. This user has built a Robot Friend. This user enjoys speedcubing and has a personal record of 42i. TF2 This user's a one-eyed Scottish cyclops, ya bloody git!! This user enjoys backpacking. This user spends most of her free time thinking about random things... TF2 This user's not a crazed gunman, he's an assassin!! This user thinks in a very cubic way.... This user likes fireworks. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user is a pyromaniac. NULL LOL This user has absolutely no life. + DA This user is a deviant. This user likes to sleep. This user is addicted to The Tape of Life. This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher. This editor is a WikiGnome.