About me IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 80. STRONG This user can bench 15 pounds. This user is an avid reader and accomplished scholar who has read 3 books. This user has read Aliens Ate My Homework. This user has read I Left My Sneakers in Dimension X This user has read The Search for Snout. This user plans to read Aliens Stole My Body.

Hi, I'm Chedorlaomer, self-made scholar, weightlifter, savant, traveler, reader, webmaster, author, aviator, and otherwise accomplished individual who has a life. I have traveled to many foreign countries and I know lots of things and have tons of friends. Unlike some people, I'm not a dud wasting time on a computer and using a Wikipedia user page to purport to be an accomplished individual who has a life while wondering what life would be like if I had actually made more of it; I'm actually a really interesting person who is up to all sorts of great things all of the time who somehow manages to find time in my beautiful life to read obscure Wikipedia articles and make occasional changes. Yup.