Yakob, or Jacob as he's known in reality and outside the
USSR, is a pretty cool guy. He plays
guitar,
bass and
piano. He writes
music. He is smarter than you and his
english teacher is out to get him. He's cooler than you and he has more friends than you. He was part of
Czar Wars, a movie about
Czars and
Wars and things like that, but has failed, thanks to some demented film and a too large cast that didn't know it was casted.
Music
Jacob is pretty much a musician. He plays
piano fairly well. He plays and upright & electric bass better than piano. He plays upright bass in the
orchestra at school, in which he's pretty much the best player, and electric bass in the
jazz band, in which he's definitely not the best player. Bass is just cool that way. He writes music too much in his spare time, which can be heard on his music
Myspace. Sadly though, most of the un-backup ed sheet music was lost with in a fried hard drive.
Life & Friends
Jacob is a pretty cool guy, with a really bad haircut and a hat. He has more friends than you, and cooler friends than you. A lot of his friends were in
Czar Wars. A lot of them weren't. His former language Arts teacher, Mr. Wilkoff, is a pretty cool guy. Headphones are part of Jacob's uniform, he almost always wears them outside of school. Jacob has a more-than-casual interest in video games and Humor of all sorts. Humor deserves to be capitalized and other things don't. Jacob is a
Punctuation Stickler, as are described in
Eats, Shoots and Leaves by
Lynne Truss. Jacob opposes the
Oxford Comma. Jacob is reading
The Book of Lost Tales, a posthumous book by
J. R. R. Tolkien, edited by his son
Christopher Tolkien. It's intense.
Yakob, or Jacob as he's known in reality and outside the
USSR, is a pretty cool guy. He plays
guitar,
bass and
piano. He writes
music. He is smarter than you and his
english teacher is out to get him. He's cooler than you and he has more friends than you. He was part of
Czar Wars, a movie about
Czars and
Wars and things like that, but has failed, thanks to some demented film and a too large cast that didn't know it was casted.
Music
Jacob is pretty much a musician. He plays
piano fairly well. He plays and upright & electric bass better than piano. He plays upright bass in the
orchestra at school, in which he's pretty much the best player, and electric bass in the
jazz band, in which he's definitely not the best player. Bass is just cool that way. He writes music too much in his spare time, which can be heard on his music
Myspace. Sadly though, most of the un-backup ed sheet music was lost with in a fried hard drive.
Life & Friends
Jacob is a pretty cool guy, with a really bad haircut and a hat. He has more friends than you, and cooler friends than you. A lot of his friends were in
Czar Wars. A lot of them weren't. His former language Arts teacher, Mr. Wilkoff, is a pretty cool guy. Headphones are part of Jacob's uniform, he almost always wears them outside of school. Jacob has a more-than-casual interest in video games and Humor of all sorts. Humor deserves to be capitalized and other things don't. Jacob is a
Punctuation Stickler, as are described in
Eats, Shoots and Leaves by
Lynne Truss. Jacob opposes the
Oxford Comma. Jacob is reading
The Book of Lost Tales, a posthumous book by
J. R. R. Tolkien, edited by his son
Christopher Tolkien. It's intense.