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Due to your visit to this website, a special notifier with specific information regarding your I.P. address has been sent to the Multi-national Observance and Spy Team Association (a.k.a. MOSTA). You and your immediate relatives will be monitored and your actions as well as theirs will be documented. These actions will ensure a continued safe homeland as stated in the U.S. Homeland Security processes and procedures. Within 24 (twenty-four) hours, you will be questioned as to why you were visiting this restricted website. In addtion, your personal computer software and hardware will be confiscated and, you will be pressured into agreeing to become a Republican.
Congratulations! You have now been successfully been "contained" by the NSA and the Department of Homeland Security.