sldownard is a small robot, commonly found in the wild in public houses which serve good beer and scotch. it can often be lured out of hiding with promises of tickets to go see a band or the White Sox. in domestication, sldownard can typically be found camouflaged in a cramped cubbyhole, surrounded by multiple LCD displays, and often is caught terrorizing those in its environs with pop music and/or schemes to re-engineer systems.
it is frequently speculated that the source of sldownard's unique abilities is an externally-connected device which appears to others to be a small red notebook. at various points in the past, certain extra-governmental operatives have executed skilled attempts to acquire the notebook and therefore crush the revolution before it can begin. fortunately for the free world, they have not been successful, and further, sldownard remains undefeated by any other chef in Kitchen Stadium.
sldownard is always spelled with lower-case letters, sadly unlike how most Wikis like to spell it. its alternate, extended form, sabrina downard, is also generally spelled with lower-case letters except in the case of special missives from HMG (HM is allowed to capitalize as she pleases), or communications from the inattentive.
to direct communications appropriately and better serve your needs, sldownard's public key can be found at http://ziggurat.org/sabrina/misc/viv.pub.asc. please pay attention as our menu options have recently changed. thank you for calling.
Docs I've contributed to, that I care enough to recall or note:
sldownard is a small robot, commonly found in the wild in public houses which serve good beer and scotch. it can often be lured out of hiding with promises of tickets to go see a band or the White Sox. in domestication, sldownard can typically be found camouflaged in a cramped cubbyhole, surrounded by multiple LCD displays, and often is caught terrorizing those in its environs with pop music and/or schemes to re-engineer systems.
it is frequently speculated that the source of sldownard's unique abilities is an externally-connected device which appears to others to be a small red notebook. at various points in the past, certain extra-governmental operatives have executed skilled attempts to acquire the notebook and therefore crush the revolution before it can begin. fortunately for the free world, they have not been successful, and further, sldownard remains undefeated by any other chef in Kitchen Stadium.
sldownard is always spelled with lower-case letters, sadly unlike how most Wikis like to spell it. its alternate, extended form, sabrina downard, is also generally spelled with lower-case letters except in the case of special missives from HMG (HM is allowed to capitalize as she pleases), or communications from the inattentive.
to direct communications appropriately and better serve your needs, sldownard's public key can be found at http://ziggurat.org/sabrina/misc/viv.pub.asc. please pay attention as our menu options have recently changed. thank you for calling.
Docs I've contributed to, that I care enough to recall or note: