I just listened to " Only a Northern Song" one time and thought of a parody.

This DOES NOT make fun of George W. Bush (well, sort of).

Only a Southern State

If you're listening to this phrase

You may think that my taxes will raise

Well, they won't

I just pay them like that

When you're sitting in your room

Thinking that the U.S.A's in doom

Forget that

Cause I'm the president

It doesn't really matter what taxes I pay

What accents I say or if it's May or June

As it's only a Southern state

It doesn't really matter what votes I get

Or if I bet that Clinton's pet gets spayed

As it's only a Southern state

If you think that John McCain

Is a man of torture, doom and pain

Well, you're wrong

And Obama won't win

And my name is George W. Bush