This user is a recent changes patroller.

This user fights vandals with WikiGuard.

Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with Vandal Fighter.

This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle!

In the past, as a Wikipedia user, I was counterproductive to the integrity of the site. Now I have 'turned over a new leaf.'

Though I do not edit the content of the pages myself, I am devoted to protecting the integrity of Wikipedia.

For several hours of each day, I intend to devote myself to correcting any and all inappropriate changes to the Encyclopedia pages.

Vandals Beware.