Ryan Strobel, born June 1st, 1991, is the most handsome man alive. He has incredible talent and an amazingness that causes people to look toward the door even before he enters a room. Ryan is the entity that causes people to receive cold chills. He is the reason behind that feeling that someone is watching you. Ryan is watching you. He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you're awake,he knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Ryan is awesome, or, probably a better way to describe him is, awesome is Ryan. He inspires awe in the people of the world. He doesn't drink beer, but I'm sure he would prefer dos equis. Ryan is why babies cry in the middle of the night. He is also the reason they stop as soon as you get out of bed. Every time Ryan blinks, a kitten dies, but every time he breathes, twelve more are born. Gatorade is harvested from Ryan's sweat. Ryan inhales lead and exhales napalm. When Ryan came into the world, the Soviet Union crumbled out of fear. "Tear that wall down. . . before Ryan gets here." Ryan's first guitar was made out of the bones of the elementary school bully. Ryan can burn you with ice. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Only is Ryan wants it to. Ryan was once called loud by a deaf man, and handsome by a blind one. "Woman's intuition" is the natural sense a woman has that there is always someone more handsome that their man, namely Ryan. Anyone who knows Ryan has lived a full life, and should not expect a long life.

Ryan Strobel. . . is amazing.