Here are the rules of the Intarnet!

1. Everyone's hot. -- Redwolf24 ( talk)
2. Everyone's 18 if they wanna be. -- Redwolf24 ( talk)
3. If it's a girl and she wants to cyber, it's a dude. -- Redwolf24 ( talk)
4. Cyber is lame as hell. -- Redwolf24 ( talk)

   Just watch a porno. -- Zscout370

5. If it's anyone who admits to being younger than 18, they're cops. -- Ral315

   Maru's Corollary: Watch what you say around Redwolf24 and Ilyanep. -- Maru (talk) 00:59, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

6. The Internet is for porn. -- Redwolf24 ( talk)
7. ??? -- Evil Monkey
8. Profit. -- Evil Monkey
9. Bomis. -- WikiFan04
10. AYB. -- Zscout370
11. Numa Numa. -- WikiFan04
12. Homestar Runner. -- WikiFan04
13. Regular Guy + Anonymity = Big Jerk — Ilγαηερ (Tαlκ)
14. In Soviet Russia, the Internet uses you. -- Ghost Freeman ^{T | E} / _{C | D}

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