Hello there! I am a colorful mad scientist pigeon who plans to take over the world edits Wikipedia. Which is difficult, due to my lack of fingers. Ah, well.
About me
My Off-Wiki Life
All you need to know is that I'm an eccentric pigeon of indeterminate age who claims to be named Maybelle and who goes on frequent Wiki-breaks for no apparent reason. Really, that's all you need to know. (goes back to mixing my chemicals while laughing sinisterly)
My On-Wiki Life
What I Do On This Site
Forming cabals and taking over the world Reverting vandalism, though I do some brainwashing copy-editing here and there as well.
I HAVE been personally attacked a few times [Oh, the Joys of being a Vandal-Fighter <---(sarcasm)], but I'm made of some pretty strong stuff, so I'll be alright ;). Perhaps one day, the stress will become too much for me, and I will be forced to retire. Or perhaps not. We'll see.(evil laughter)
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
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Food/Drinks
This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."
Hello there! I am a colorful mad scientist pigeon who plans to take over the world edits Wikipedia. Which is difficult, due to my lack of fingers. Ah, well.
About me
My Off-Wiki Life
All you need to know is that I'm an eccentric pigeon of indeterminate age who claims to be named Maybelle and who goes on frequent Wiki-breaks for no apparent reason. Really, that's all you need to know. (goes back to mixing my chemicals while laughing sinisterly)
My On-Wiki Life
What I Do On This Site
Forming cabals and taking over the world Reverting vandalism, though I do some brainwashing copy-editing here and there as well.
I HAVE been personally attacked a few times [Oh, the Joys of being a Vandal-Fighter <---(sarcasm)], but I'm made of some pretty strong stuff, so I'll be alright ;). Perhaps one day, the stress will become too much for me, and I will be forced to retire. Or perhaps not. We'll see.(evil laughter)
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
Existent
Food/Drinks
This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."