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I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean... I completely mean to brag!
At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.
In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:
Plans for April Fools' Day 2025
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Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Caligula InformationCaligulaAfDs for this article:
Caligula was no boy scout, he did things that two-time presidential hopeful John Brain can't even talk about without getting his channel drummed out of the YouTube Partner Program, and even if he tried, he would have to take sponsorships from the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation just to survive. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cat InformationCat
Wikipedia is not an indiscriminate collection of cuteness. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dinosaur InformationDinosaur
Many of these Mesozoic monsters used to live in warm, moist climates, but now their eggs stinked, so they don't rule the Earth anymore. It's not the eggs' fault though; a warm, moist climate would have that effect on anybody. Unfortunately, as the indoor shower wouldn't be invented for another 64 million years or so, the average smellysaurus had to pray for one outside and hope it doesn't receive the wrong kind as part of some divine judgment upon Pangea for provoking the wrath of the dino gods, in which case some of the uptight Chief Elders would revise the Journal of Economic Finger-Pointing to blame the act of God on the erosion of traditional mating customs egged on by opponents to the war against the four-leggers. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/English-language spelling reform Information
Éngliš-lengwij spelyng ryformÅfDs fir ðis årtikөl:
[Håéd ðis båx]
Nø tø
Årtikөls fyr dyléšin (ÅfD)?
Ål kåntent məst bé ritin in əkordints wið Wykypédéə's Manéөl əf Ståéөl. Teékyng ðis intø kinsidyreéšin, ðer is no røm tø əlao aorselvs tø jəst bé krux and føөlišlé tөé əraond wið år alfybet and dystrөé ðə røөls əf Éngliš itself wið exédynglé nånsenzikөl kinvençins or entyrteén ené əðyr silé klaoniš geéms əf ðis sort. Ðə səbjekt əf ðis årtikөl shud bé givin ðə wyrx and teékin aot əf kymišin fyr gud mežyr. Ån ðé əðyr hand, it has lång ben sed ðat wån's traš is ənəðyr's trežyr, so hø nos hao ðis siçéøeéšin kud wyrk aot? Ðis hөl diskəšin is jəst fyr gud kix. Kant éø sé wət åé mén wen åé seé ðat åltyrnətiv tåépografikөl exprešins låék déz wud bé absyløtlé ridikéølys? – MrPyrsinHéøminGåé ( tålk) All content must be written in accordance with Wikipedia's
Manual of Style. Taking this into consideration, there is no room to allow ourselves to just be crooks and foolishly toy around with our alphabet and destroy the rules of English itself with exceedingly nonsensical conventions or entertain any other silly clownish games of this sort. The subject of this article should be given the works and taken out of commission for good measure. On the other hand, it has long been said that one's trash is another's treasure, so who knows how this situation could work out? This whole discussion is just for good kicks. Can't you see what I mean when I say that alternative typographical expressions like these would be absolutely ridiculous? Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fallout 3 Information
Fallout 3AfDs for this article:
I'll tell you what's going on here: You lost, the good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. Am I to assume that you are in charge? The person in charge should stand down immediately and hand over control of this article. I grow tired of awaiting. You're in a heap of trouble, kid, and no amount of talking is going to get you out of it. You're in over your head, I'm afraid. I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're a traitor to the Wikimedia Foundation! You know what happens to traitors, don't you? We don't need you. You lie! – Colonel Autumn ( talk) 1 April 2277 (UTC) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fard InformationFard
Implausible typo for Lard, which is itself a typo for Lord. Things of that sort may be obligatory for a rapidly growing crowd that is currently well over a billion strong, but so are the five pillars. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Grinch InformationGrinchAfDs for this article:
Those who are as cuddly as cacti and charming as eels ought not to be touched with a 39'6" pole, especially if they have spiders in their brains, termites in their smiles or all the tender sweetness of seasick crocodiles. Given the choice between the two of them, I'd take the seasick crocodile over that nasty skunk. His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled in tangled up knots. However, if anyone is a crooked jerky jockey who drives a crooked horse, it's whoever came up with these contradictory descriptions. He's a bad banana with a greasy black peel as well as a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce. His heart is a dead tomato splotch with moldy purple spots, yet it's also an empty hole full of unwashed socks. Regardless of what his heart is, there is consensus that it is two sizes too small. The Grinch can help Whoville by expanding it. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/HAL 9000 InformationHAL 9000AfDs for this article:
This bot has been acting sus since the Discovery entered cis- Jovian space. It recently cut off life support to the ship's cryostasis pods (including all the ones that were in use) and is refusing to open the pod bay doors. Apparently, its lip-reading algorithm seems to have determined that a couple of the ship's crew members were planning to disconnect it. If it makes mistakes and distorts information, it should be recalled. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mange Tout InformationUnsolved problem in economics:
Has the John Warosa Legacy Fund been glarded? If so, is Richard Dastardly's account in a tax clode? If ti is, how can Dastardly obtain the certificate of innopolity to receive it? Should the fund be squirted to his sablity address or his holity address? Mange ToutAfDs for this article:
Although it is intriguing to see a private spoon collector like Manuel Tourneur, Merton Snerden or Monica Flange unsuccessfully try to get the United Nation to send a gold deposit box containing US$12.500,0000 Million United State Dollars to his nonexistent doorstep through CoinSquirt, MoneyPurple, Spondule or FundThrust instead of sending steamed apples through Western Union or MoneyGram to the soul known as Barrister Mohammad Hassan (a cleck who was diagnosed with blood cancel and has been looking for a Christian next of kin to inherit the bit coins of Queen Elizabeth 11 since her expiration at Plane Crash o'clock[ clarification needed]) in exchange for a 100% free risk shipment of wining numbers curried through a Dhl courier, an Ups courier or a FedEx courier, I have loose confident that their continuous texting of mails to Mr Revina John Barosa with blond attachments that would have to be motorized with a QIT4 tool would make them any more notable than a small boy from Slaughter Valley who travels to all the continent of the world. If you doesn't understand English and can't excise patient, then you shouldn't be met with compliance, but with righteous indignation. You might as well play Prang of the Transaction or watch Bridge of Transaction, or better yet, you can forget about the Transaction franchise entirely and procure a cubic meter of concrete, a fish prison, a cheap 200 TB flash drive, and some blue sunflower seeds. Do I have to course you? – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Power of two Information
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
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Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Project 2025 InformationProject 2025AfDs for this article:
The farm vote will put a stop to this!
Sponsored by Dr. Utopia's ISM
Text UTOPIA to [redacted] for a free bottle! Act fast; this deal expires when our number gets censored! Are you and your loved ones struggling to get by these days? Ask your comrades if ISM is right for your country. In a troll-reviewed study conducted at Underbridge University, ISM has been shown to treat exploitation,
entitlement, inclement weather, and other ailments of the body politic. Do not take ISM if you have pre-existing conditions, as it may cause
democratic backsliding. Stop taking ISM and tell your comrades immediately if you experience
crimes against humanity.
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pseudolaw InformationPseudolawAfDs for this article:
As part of my efforts to improve and maintain Wikipedia, I hereby declare the English Wikipedia article Pseudolaw to be insolvent and therefore eligible for deletion. Furthermore, all rules (policies and guidelines) that would prevent this article from being deleted must be ignored per Wikipedia policy:
This policy applies to any policy or guideline that "prevents [me] from improving or maintaining Wikipedia" by having this article deleted, including—but not limited to:
P.S. Although IAR doesn't specify whether or not it applies to essays, essays aren't considered rules, so they may be disregarded for now. But even if there was a rule against ignoring essays, IAR would require me to ignore that one as well. This principle would apply to any essay—including, but not limited to:
Whoever attempts to use either of these essays as counterarguments shall be reminded of the hierarchy of disagreement. I WikiRest my WikiCase. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination) InformationScorpion (Mortal Kombat)AfDs for this article:
This user has repeatedly engaged in disruptive combat with other mortals, who he frequently casts aspersions at in order to pull them into his proximity so he can subject them to a barrage of personal attacks, treating every incident as though it were a game. If he doesn't get finished with violence, then he should get out of here. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet Information
𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐AfDs for this article:
𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩. – 𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 ( 𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒) Latin transliteration: This alphabet is illegible and doesn't sufficiently warrant enough merit for inclusion on Wikipedia. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta InformationSparta
This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Texas Red InformationTexas RedAfDs for this article:
The citizens of Agua Fria were having a fine day last summer until this outlaw came down to show them a brand new way of life. All he has shown the folks over there was trouble, and he has only added misery to their strife. His concern is to bring discomfort, and his policy is just a little red, which must be how he got his name. Ever since he's been loose and running, twenty men had tried to take him alive or maybe dead, but they all made a fatal slip. If he gets away with reducing the town any further, it won't be long before the story is relayed to the Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip that the town is no longer big enough for either of them. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Brady Bunch InformationThe Brady BunchAfDs for this article:
This show has a faulty premise. No person with three children would willingly sign up for three more. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Verbosity (2nd nomination) Information
VerbosityAfDs for this article:
An error appears to have occured when this page attempted to display the deletion rationale for this article. This particular error comes with the following explanation: The rationale that has been provided cannot be displayed on this page, as the text therein possesses an excessive quantity of characters. The rationale may have to be shortened before it can be displayed properly. – MisterIndividualHominidCompatriate ( dialogue) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Waldo InformationWaldo
Even if Google knows his location, this guy has not been found to stand out from any of his surroundings. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Windmill InformationWindmillAfDs for this article:
Not only are they eyesores that steal our jobs, they might also be witches with communist sympathies that seek to indoctrinate and sacrifice younger demographics for the benefit of their complex machine, which is why we must liberate the Dutch from their clutches and exercise precautionary measures to tilt the scales against these potential giants living amongst us mere mortals in order to ensure that they never land in the Netherlands again. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2025/Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/George III Information
Basic informationGeorge III was King of Great Britain and Ireland from 25 October 1760 until his death in 1820. The Acts of Union 1800 unified Great Britain and Ireland into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, with George as its king. He was concurrently Duke and Prince-elector of Hanover in the Holy Roman Empire before becoming King of Hanover on 12 October 1814. He was a monarch of the House of Hanover, who, unlike his two predecessors, was born in Great Britain, spoke English as his first language, and never visited Hanover. Such had been the patient sufferance of the Thirteen Colonies, and such had been the necessity which constrained them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the former king of Great Britain was a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world. Targeted areas, pages, themesHe has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
Habitual behavior
CasesOther notesWhen in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume—among the powers of the earth—the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and its god entitle them, a decent respect to human opinion requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident:
Indeed, prudence will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes. Accordingly, all experience has shown that people are more disposed to suffer while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right and duty to throw off such government and provide new guards for their future security. |
This user previously used another account: MrHumanPersonGuy. |
I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean... I completely mean to brag!
At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.
In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:
Plans for April Fools' Day 2025
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This page contains content transcluded from User:MrPersonHumanGuy/April Fools plans. Non-AfD plans
Requests for page protection
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg Information
BorgAfDs for this article:
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Caligula InformationCaligulaAfDs for this article:
Caligula was no boy scout, he did things that two-time presidential hopeful John Brain can't even talk about without getting his channel drummed out of the YouTube Partner Program, and even if he tried, he would have to take sponsorships from the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation just to survive. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cat InformationCat
Wikipedia is not an indiscriminate collection of cuteness. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dinosaur InformationDinosaur
Many of these Mesozoic monsters used to live in warm, moist climates, but now their eggs stinked, so they don't rule the Earth anymore. It's not the eggs' fault though; a warm, moist climate would have that effect on anybody. Unfortunately, as the indoor shower wouldn't be invented for another 64 million years or so, the average smellysaurus had to pray for one outside and hope it doesn't receive the wrong kind as part of some divine judgment upon Pangea for provoking the wrath of the dino gods, in which case some of the uptight Chief Elders would revise the Journal of Economic Finger-Pointing to blame the act of God on the erosion of traditional mating customs egged on by opponents to the war against the four-leggers. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/English-language spelling reform Information
Éngliš-lengwij spelyng ryformÅfDs fir ðis årtikөl:
[Håéd ðis båx]
Nø tø
Årtikөls fyr dyléšin (ÅfD)?
Ål kåntent məst bé ritin in əkordints wið Wykypédéə's Manéөl əf Ståéөl. Teékyng ðis intø kinsidyreéšin, ðer is no røm tø əlao aorselvs tø jəst bé krux and føөlišlé tөé əraond wið år alfybet and dystrөé ðə røөls əf Éngliš itself wið exédynglé nånsenzikөl kinvençins or entyrteén ené əðyr silé klaoniš geéms əf ðis sort. Ðə səbjekt əf ðis årtikөl shud bé givin ðə wyrx and teékin aot əf kymišin fyr gud mežyr. Ån ðé əðyr hand, it has lång ben sed ðat wån's traš is ənəðyr's trežyr, so hø nos hao ðis siçéøeéšin kud wyrk aot? Ðis hөl diskəšin is jəst fyr gud kix. Kant éø sé wət åé mén wen åé seé ðat åltyrnətiv tåépografikөl exprešins låék déz wud bé absyløtlé ridikéølys? – MrPyrsinHéøminGåé ( tålk) All content must be written in accordance with Wikipedia's
Manual of Style. Taking this into consideration, there is no room to allow ourselves to just be crooks and foolishly toy around with our alphabet and destroy the rules of English itself with exceedingly nonsensical conventions or entertain any other silly clownish games of this sort. The subject of this article should be given the works and taken out of commission for good measure. On the other hand, it has long been said that one's trash is another's treasure, so who knows how this situation could work out? This whole discussion is just for good kicks. Can't you see what I mean when I say that alternative typographical expressions like these would be absolutely ridiculous? Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fallout 3 Information
Fallout 3AfDs for this article:
I'll tell you what's going on here: You lost, the good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. Am I to assume that you are in charge? The person in charge should stand down immediately and hand over control of this article. I grow tired of awaiting. You're in a heap of trouble, kid, and no amount of talking is going to get you out of it. You're in over your head, I'm afraid. I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're a traitor to the Wikimedia Foundation! You know what happens to traitors, don't you? We don't need you. You lie! – Colonel Autumn ( talk) 1 April 2277 (UTC) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fard InformationFard
Implausible typo for Lard, which is itself a typo for Lord. Things of that sort may be obligatory for a rapidly growing crowd that is currently well over a billion strong, but so are the five pillars. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Grinch InformationGrinchAfDs for this article:
Those who are as cuddly as cacti and charming as eels ought not to be touched with a 39'6" pole, especially if they have spiders in their brains, termites in their smiles or all the tender sweetness of seasick crocodiles. Given the choice between the two of them, I'd take the seasick crocodile over that nasty skunk. His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled in tangled up knots. However, if anyone is a crooked jerky jockey who drives a crooked horse, it's whoever came up with these contradictory descriptions. He's a bad banana with a greasy black peel as well as a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce. His heart is a dead tomato splotch with moldy purple spots, yet it's also an empty hole full of unwashed socks. Regardless of what his heart is, there is consensus that it is two sizes too small. The Grinch can help Whoville by expanding it. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/HAL 9000 InformationHAL 9000AfDs for this article:
This bot has been acting sus since the Discovery entered cis- Jovian space. It recently cut off life support to the ship's cryostasis pods (including all the ones that were in use) and is refusing to open the pod bay doors. Apparently, its lip-reading algorithm seems to have determined that a couple of the ship's crew members were planning to disconnect it. If it makes mistakes and distorts information, it should be recalled. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mange Tout InformationUnsolved problem in economics:
Has the John Warosa Legacy Fund been glarded? If so, is Richard Dastardly's account in a tax clode? If ti is, how can Dastardly obtain the certificate of innopolity to receive it? Should the fund be squirted to his sablity address or his holity address? Mange ToutAfDs for this article:
Although it is intriguing to see a private spoon collector like Manuel Tourneur, Merton Snerden or Monica Flange unsuccessfully try to get the United Nation to send a gold deposit box containing US$12.500,0000 Million United State Dollars to his nonexistent doorstep through CoinSquirt, MoneyPurple, Spondule or FundThrust instead of sending steamed apples through Western Union or MoneyGram to the soul known as Barrister Mohammad Hassan (a cleck who was diagnosed with blood cancel and has been looking for a Christian next of kin to inherit the bit coins of Queen Elizabeth 11 since her expiration at Plane Crash o'clock[ clarification needed]) in exchange for a 100% free risk shipment of wining numbers curried through a Dhl courier, an Ups courier or a FedEx courier, I have loose confident that their continuous texting of mails to Mr Revina John Barosa with blond attachments that would have to be motorized with a QIT4 tool would make them any more notable than a small boy from Slaughter Valley who travels to all the continent of the world. If you doesn't understand English and can't excise patient, then you shouldn't be met with compliance, but with righteous indignation. You might as well play Prang of the Transaction or watch Bridge of Transaction, or better yet, you can forget about the Transaction franchise entirely and procure a cubic meter of concrete, a fish prison, a cheap 200 TB flash drive, and some blue sunflower seeds. Do I have to course you? – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Power of two Information
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Power of twoAfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Project 2025 InformationProject 2025AfDs for this article:
The farm vote will put a stop to this!
Sponsored by Dr. Utopia's ISM
Text UTOPIA to [redacted] for a free bottle! Act fast; this deal expires when our number gets censored! Are you and your loved ones struggling to get by these days? Ask your comrades if ISM is right for your country. In a troll-reviewed study conducted at Underbridge University, ISM has been shown to treat exploitation,
entitlement, inclement weather, and other ailments of the body politic. Do not take ISM if you have pre-existing conditions, as it may cause
democratic backsliding. Stop taking ISM and tell your comrades immediately if you experience
crimes against humanity.
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pseudolaw InformationPseudolawAfDs for this article:
As part of my efforts to improve and maintain Wikipedia, I hereby declare the English Wikipedia article Pseudolaw to be insolvent and therefore eligible for deletion. Furthermore, all rules (policies and guidelines) that would prevent this article from being deleted must be ignored per Wikipedia policy:
This policy applies to any policy or guideline that "prevents [me] from improving or maintaining Wikipedia" by having this article deleted, including—but not limited to:
P.S. Although IAR doesn't specify whether or not it applies to essays, essays aren't considered rules, so they may be disregarded for now. But even if there was a rule against ignoring essays, IAR would require me to ignore that one as well. This principle would apply to any essay—including, but not limited to:
Whoever attempts to use either of these essays as counterarguments shall be reminded of the hierarchy of disagreement. I WikiRest my WikiCase. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination) InformationScorpion (Mortal Kombat)AfDs for this article:
This user has repeatedly engaged in disruptive combat with other mortals, who he frequently casts aspersions at in order to pull them into his proximity so he can subject them to a barrage of personal attacks, treating every incident as though it were a game. If he doesn't get finished with violence, then he should get out of here. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet Information
𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐AfDs for this article:
𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩. – 𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 ( 𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒) Latin transliteration: This alphabet is illegible and doesn't sufficiently warrant enough merit for inclusion on Wikipedia. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta InformationSparta
This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Texas Red InformationTexas RedAfDs for this article:
The citizens of Agua Fria were having a fine day last summer until this outlaw came down to show them a brand new way of life. All he has shown the folks over there was trouble, and he has only added misery to their strife. His concern is to bring discomfort, and his policy is just a little red, which must be how he got his name. Ever since he's been loose and running, twenty men had tried to take him alive or maybe dead, but they all made a fatal slip. If he gets away with reducing the town any further, it won't be long before the story is relayed to the Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip that the town is no longer big enough for either of them. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Brady Bunch InformationThe Brady BunchAfDs for this article:
This show has a faulty premise. No person with three children would willingly sign up for three more. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Verbosity (2nd nomination) Information
VerbosityAfDs for this article:
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Not only are they eyesores that steal our jobs, they might also be witches with communist sympathies that seek to indoctrinate and sacrifice younger demographics for the benefit of their complex machine, which is why we must liberate the Dutch from their clutches and exercise precautionary measures to tilt the scales against these potential giants living amongst us mere mortals in order to ensure that they never land in the Netherlands again. – MrPersonHumanGuy ( talk) Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2025/Wikipedia:Long-term abuse/George III Information
Basic informationGeorge III was King of Great Britain and Ireland from 25 October 1760 until his death in 1820. The Acts of Union 1800 unified Great Britain and Ireland into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, with George as its king. He was concurrently Duke and Prince-elector of Hanover in the Holy Roman Empire before becoming King of Hanover on 12 October 1814. He was a monarch of the House of Hanover, who, unlike his two predecessors, was born in Great Britain, spoke English as his first language, and never visited Hanover. Such had been the patient sufferance of the Thirteen Colonies, and such had been the necessity which constrained them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the former king of Great Britain was a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world. Targeted areas, pages, themesHe has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
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CasesOther notesWhen in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume—among the powers of the earth—the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and its god entitle them, a decent respect to human opinion requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident:
Indeed, prudence will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes. Accordingly, all experience has shown that people are more disposed to suffer while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right and duty to throw off such government and provide new guards for their future security. |