Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
A farmer has three daughters who all have dates on the same night. So he decides to bring his shotgun, just to show dates who's boss. So the first date shows up and says,
"Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here to take Flo to the show. May we go?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the second date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Freddy and I'm here to take Betty to eat some Spaghetti. May we leave already?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the third date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Chuck-" and the farmer shoots him.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
A farmer has three daughters who all have dates on the same night. So he decides to bring his shotgun, just to show dates who's boss. So the first date shows up and says,
"Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here to take Flo to the show. May we go?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the second date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Freddy and I'm here to take Betty to eat some Spaghetti. May we leave already?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the third date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Chuck-" and the farmer shoots him.