USER:LIZZYMARTIN

This user feels that all userboxes should be colorful and appealing.

This user is a female contributor.

This user is proud to be Gay.

This user wants to save the whales.

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user is not an administrator and has no desire to be one.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

Queen Elizabeth

I'm still slightly confused by user pages