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This is a place where I can dump any on-wiki humor that I have found.

Humor

Stuff I found

• This person is a veterinarian, but why just tag them with the dog template?
• No comment...
• I love vandalism I was led there by this.
• What a lame excuse to use a cite as a reference
• What??? (This userpage also wins my award for most amount of red links)
• I knew it!
• Yes, this was a page
• Amazing!
• I love the summary for the vandalism at this AFD
• A sockpuppet threating their puppeteer
• What happens when there is a database lag
• Ah, drunk editors
• The ol' Friday night name incident
• If only it was this easy...
• When AN/I threads go awry
• It's sad that it has had to come to this
• What really happens when administrators revolt
• This is the dorm next to mine at Umass. I guess I must be out of the loop because I never heard of this room, contrary to the IP's reasoning.
• Why you don't make a decree on April Fools' Day if you are potentially serious
• Administrators behaving badly.
• At a sockpuppet investigation, I suggest a link between two users. A few minutes later, this user pops up.
• The bottom of this page made my day.
• When a sock gets desperate.
• When good bots go bad
• Yes, at one time I have had an imposter although it lacked the last word originally
• What a weird page
• The percentage conveys a ton of information here
• In the words of FinalRapture, "How not to revert vandalism". Some of their talk page warnings look like this.
• Funny thing is, we aren't Canadian
• Actually there isn't much duplication, we just don't accept criticism here
• Article one and article two. Notice any difference? (Note: May not work due to the fact that the two pages were history merged.)
• This whole block of text is incredibly priceless
• So true indeed
• Vandalism which only took three years to remove
• Someone out there actually thinks that this site has good pornography...
• Apparently I've missed this when I go outside at home
• Well, now all we need is articles on all the other ones and I can pass the exam!
• Not to demean the contributions of this editor, but the references are a bad attempt at showing notability
• This is cute, but there's a Facebook page dedicated to it, and that's the scary thing
• He told me not to delete it, but I did
• Wow...
• "Binocularami is the practice of a martial art where spys bash peoples heads in with binoculars" So that's how they do their job.
• The article title tells more about the article than the article itself
• How would you test for this?
• Not only is he not notable, but he projects that he will be in the future...
• Yet another thing the French lose at doing...
• So, apparently a good showing of thirty fans at a match makes them notable...
• Apparently stools have drama surrounding them
• Looking for a hunky mover? Here's the place for you!
• One of the oddest I have ever seen on Wikipedia
• This entire page
• "Shquidpies are a very gloobery waddlicious type of doot."
• This user
• If only...
• The poo allies were a notorious bunch during World War II
• I wonder how you would be able to find this out
• "My aunts personal info is none of your business. Scram you are not going to find out anything about her."
• The obligatory submission on cannibalistic seagulls...
• Beer brewed from glacier meltwater is apparently this important
• "Who Framed Thomas the Tank Engine"
• This might not bring down property values, but the presence of a warlord in the town certainly will
• This hamlet has problems with gang warfare and nukes
• A lieutenant governor who supposedly choked his dog with a goldfish as a child
• "International Nudibranch Day (IND) is an informal day of celebration of the sea slug."

Stuff others found

• Ah, vandalism...
• Her real disguise is revealed
• Quoting Shirik, "How not to appeal a block"
• Wikipetan and Jimbo meet
• Not only would I never search for this, but this is way to overly specific
• Priceless reasoning behind this edit
• This has got to be the weirdest message I have seen in quite a while
• Weird username
• But it's true...
• In the words of an administrator..."Not a very good way to start off editing WP"
• I'm good, I REALLY don't want to see that either
• What we really do with your money
• This is just plain weird
• How to dash the hopes of millions of children
• Vandals with banhammers
• "I named myself Rimtastic because my car has cool spinning rims" One of the best unban requests I have seen in awhile
• A Simple Wikipedia laugh moment
• A great way to start: Let's overthrow Wikipedia!
• Apparently you can tag sections
• Religious tolerance outrage on Simple
• Fun with money on Simple!
• How to break MediaWiki
• Pancakes!
• Well, I guess that I'm going to be a father now!
• IP logic never ceases to amaze me
• Two hours is a bit too long to remove nonsense like this
• These unblock requests are becomming more clever by the day
• When vandals try to justify their free speech rights
• At least it makes sense
• Some of the vandalism slander aside, the Newt image replacement is quite accurate
• This is good
• But this is better

Stuff I do on occasion

• This
• This instance of anarchy, which was followed by this admonishment
• When you revert to the wrong version, and it is still vandalism

Miscellaneous humor

• If this were current, then I guess Wikipedia is a current event as well

Really?

• How did this get by anyone for two days?

Essays I Wrote

• Wikipedia:Go, go, go!
• Wikipedia:WikiThirst