I am an avid Uncyclopedia editor, AKA "Unknown_user" (This username was a really stupid joke that I ended up keeping) who came here just for the sake of having an account here. I will not do very much contributing here, despite the fact that I know a ton of worthless information and can write in very professional quality, for the reasons:

1. Uncyclopedia is way more fun and allows me to express my comedic and satiric skills in an open, friendly environment
2. I'm not some professor/teacher
3. I don't always know what I'm talking about
4. I prefer satire to seriousness
5. I hate doing research papers for school, so why would I do one for an encyclopedia online, for no grade?
6. Too much to do, so little time, so little motivation
7. Umm...that's about it...come see more at my real home

-- Known User ( talk : Contrib)