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ENG | This user's favourite subject is
English. |
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Latin. |
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History. |
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My name is Marisa. I am a Wikipedian of indeterminate age, with a birthday occurring on
May 16. For the sake of space, some things that can be covered with userboxes will instead be covered in text form.
I love and praise the
English language -- really. I believe it to be remarkably efficient, rich, diverse, and sadly unappreciated by many of its native speakers. With that in mind, I am a bit of a stickler when it comes to grammar: I dislike
singular they, I generally choose not to
split infinitives, and I dislike ending sentences with
prepositions, even when speaking. I prefer the
serial comma, understand that one should not use first person pronouns, second person pronouns, or the
passive voice when writing an essay, and despite what my Mother believes, I know that "it's" is not a
genitive.
Please don't get the wrong idea, though; I am far from perfect, and I appreciate the occasional nudge on the shoulder in terms of corrections. Oh, and I'm not one who discredits other languages, either: I can understand (to varying degrees)
Spanish,
French,
Italian, and
Portuguese. I have studied Spanish and French in a scholastic setting, but I have only studied the last two on my own. Any resources would be helpful; if you know of any -- or would like to do a kind of inter-lingual tutoring system -- please contact me.
So, all of this English jargon aside, I suppose it's time I said something about me, right? Well, I was born on
May 16 to a
Puerto Rican Father and a Mother of mixed
German,
Irish,
Norwegian,
Dutch,
English,
French, and
Pawnee roots. I learned English as my one and only native language, simply because it was easier for everyone involved - Dad spoke both languages, and Mom only spoke English.
I apparently was a terrible child, always breaking things (to find out how they worked), and not sleeping an entire night until the age of two. I was also a "bright" child (see note) -- I was to have skipped two grades (Mom didn't like the idea of her child being with older kids). Add some psychological trauma, some stomach disorders, and fast forward a bit, and you've essentially got who I am now.
I like baking, cooking, knitting, painting, and plenty of other things. I sing (I made it to All-State choir when I was in 11th grade), play piano, and love music in general.
I hope to become a teacher of a language one day. I do not care which one, though if I taught English, it would most likely be as a second language, since I focus more on language than on literature (it's not that I dislike English literature, I'm just an analytical person).
- I have
perfect pitch.
- I sometimes perceive sound as color.
- My parents thought I had
autism as a child.
- I was to have skipped two grades.
- I think
Freddie Mercury is the greatest singer ever to have lived.
- I love Crayola crayons for one reason: their smell.
- I have never done any drugs, I do not smoke, and I do not drink.
- I didn't swear until I was 14, and now I'm trying to stop.
- I have an undying love of the show
Freakazoid, and it is from where I derived this username.
- I also enjoyed the show Histeria while it was on.
- I have
userboxes. Feel free to use them!