I love humor. Here's funny stuff I've run across while doing wiki-work.
I'll be sure to add more as I find it...
The stuff above is just funny to me. Below is stuff that is intentionally funny and, more important, I like it well enough to link to it.
Not on a wiki, but still about Wikipedia.
<EVula> I've been given the name TallyBot for my RfA work... <Dreadstar> LOL... <Dreadstar> That's sooo cute! <Dreadstar> Lil' Tallybot...awww...sweet... <EVula> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TallyBot <Dreadstar> Now that'll get a girl right into the sack... <EVula> hah <EVula> "hey baby... want me to update your RfA tally? Oh yeah, I'll update
that number real good..." <Dreadstar> hah! <Dreadstar> Let me bot your tally, baby... <EVula> "mmm, you like that new support !vote, don't you? oh yeah..." <Dreadstar> lol..!
<SQLDb> she's the oldest and most banged up of all of them that I owned...
but, she's got the most charachter... :) <SQLDb> (and, the smoothest trigger....) <Giggy> :O <Giggy> Sounds like LaraLove
//When discussing wiki-orgies (don't ask why)... <Eliz81> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <Eliz81> what the hell kind of meetup is this? <GlassCobra> Lara and I were discussing getting lots of booze, then all
partying at the hotel room in our bathrobes <Eliz81> this isn't vegas right!! <GlassCobra> what do you think, EVula? <Eliz81> oh my god, you're all gonna have a wikiorgy <EVula> haha, sounds awesome. <EVula> that sounds awesome too <EVula> wait, no, too few females. <Eliz81> in the throes of passion <EVula> I don't want a sausage-fest wiki-orgy <Eliz81> make sure to cry out 'citation needed' <EVula> bwuhahaha <EVula> "you're the best I've ever had.{{fact}}"
<LaraLove> Like 80% of the BRC is Tool fans <Mike_H> I don't know what Tool is <EVula> Lara: I like them well enough. Does that bring it up to 85%? <Mike_H> but I listen to disco <Mike_H> so how about you have your Tool <Mike_H> and I have my disco <LaraLove> Yes! <EVula> Mike: you don't know what tool is? That's not what I heard! <Mike_H> EVula: I know YOUR tool. <LaraLove> hahaaha <GlassCobra> zing! <GlassCobra> and counter-zing! <LaraLove> haha <EVula> well played, sir.
<EVula> I'm going to start doing all my PHP and CSS comments in lolspeak. <EVula> "I CAN HAS IE WORKAROUND?" <LaraLove> haha <kylu> you totally should <LaraLove> :O idea!!! <EVula> "I'm in ur IE6, fixing ur box model" <LaraLove> Betacommand should make his own BCBot notices for user talk
pages and write them in LOLspeak <LaraLove> And use a little LOLCAT image instead of the red exclamation point <Astral_Enigma> haha <Astral_Enigma> LRN2TAG IMAGES PLZ <Astral_Enigma> *angryface* <EVula> haha <Astral_Enigma> YR IN OUR NFCC, VIOLATIN IT <EVula> "U suck @ teh licensorz!" <LaraLove> I can has your attenshun? Ur image uploadz is not been teh bests.
Is it can be u fix it tiem now, plz? Kthnxbai. BetacommandBot <LaraLove> XD
<Riana> you know what's odd <Riana> I sent cuddles to all my facebook friends yesterday <Riana> and all I've gotten back are spankings <Riana> I appear to be friends with some dirty dirty people <LaraLove> What did I send you? LaraLove thinks a spanking <Riana> you sent me spankings too! <LaraLove> haha <LaraLove> Yea... I guess you have a spankable ass. <Riana> I guess so. <LaraLove> At least we didn't all teabag you. <LaraLove> So it could have been worse, Riana <Riana> lol, did I tell you what it does when you want to teabag someone? <LaraLove> spot of tea <Riana> lame! <LaraLove> srs <Riana> if I want to rub my balls in someone's face... THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO
<Malinaccier> lol <Malinaccier> the new rage: wikidating <EVula> haha <Malinaccier> en.wikidate.org +P <Malinaccier> *=P <EVula> I dunno if I like the "anyone can date" concept. <EVula> sloppy seconds are one thing, but sloppy 289th? <Malinaccier> the free dating service <Malinaccier> ok <Malinaccier> wow <Dragonfly6-7> EVula - if the date's not going well, you can edit it <EVula> heh <EVula> I've been on dates that I would have *loved* to nominate for deletion. <Dragonfly6-7> "I'm forty-seven" <Dragonfly6-7> edit <Dragonfly6-7> "I'm nineteen" <EVula> "I swear officer, her article said she was eighteen!" <Dragonfly6-7> "I have a headache" <Dragonfly6-7> edit <Dragonfly6-7> "God, I'm so horny" <EVula> "...that's it?" -edit- "Oh baby, you're the best I've ever had!" <Malinaccier> *blocks* <Malinaccier> what could you block for? <Malinaccier> nothing <Dragonfly6-7> gives a whole new meaning to "Willy on Wheels" <EVula> bwuhaha. <EVula> I think women would use the block button moreso than the guys. <Malinaccier> probably <EVula> Pretty strict protection policy, too. <Malinaccier> lots of wikistalking <Dragonfly6-7> Significant problems with Goatse <Veinor> protected article == overpossessive parent <EVula> Dragonfly: yeah, you'd have to protect the infobox template so that someone doesn't make Goatse the default image. <EVula> ...though that would be utterly hilarious to see on a dating site. <Dragonfly6-7> Request for Chaperoneship
<Riana> about a week into using IRC I was like 'hey... how do you do it... so that you do an action' <Riana> lame n00b <Eliz81> i think that's an oxy moron when you're talking about IRC <Eliz81> you're not gonna get bumps on the street for bein all IRCed up :P <Riana> and I've tried :P <EVula> whatever <EVula> me and my IRC homedogs are always chillin' on the streets, you. <EVula> ...oh god damn I'm white. <Riana> did you mean 'yo' xD <EVula> oh fuck. <Riana> hahahahaha <EVula> I FAIL. <Riana> PLEASE add that to your quotes page <Eliz81> A for effort
<EVula> I wonder if I could put a hatnote on Uvula, directing them to my userpage instead. <kylu> EVula: do it. :) <kylu> maybe have evula, uvula, and vulva on a disambig... <EVula> haha <EVula> I can't say that I'm often mistaken for a vulva. <kylu> not even for the lulz? :) * kylu points at certain other wiki. :) <EVula> but you are what you eat. *shrug* <kwsn> EVula: so you're part of the female reproductive system? <kylu> kwsn: that's what she said. <EVula> kwsn: not as often as I'd like. :\
<|X|> Or EVula could just take a new picture :P <EVula> yeah, I'm more likely to just take a new picture --> krimpet has joined #wikipedia-en-admins <EVula> though I'd have to put on clothes first. <Mike_H> never. <Mike_H> :( <jdelanoy> EVula: that much work? * |X| warns krimpet to leave our highly intellegent conversation <jdelanoy> :) <EVula> jdelanoy: you underestimate how comfortable I am sitting in my boxers. <EVula> heya krimpet! * krimpet waves hesitantly to EVula <jdelanoy> lol
<Marybelle> Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. <Marybelle> Directly to the hanging ... chamber? <Marybelle> Gallows? <Marybelle> Where do you hang people today? <EVula> well, I'm hung *everywhere* I go... * EVula cheesy-winks at "the ladies" * kylu[afk] waves <Marybelle> Heh. <EVula> haha, awesome timing kylu
* Risker realises she's just dated herself again <carl-m> Risker: the best part of dating yourself is you can pick whatever restaurant you like <Risker> carl-m: indeed! <EVula> carl-m: but who picks up the tab? you, or yourself? <EVula> that could be an awkward conversation. <EVula> (more for the people within earshot than for yourself, though) <carl-m> heh <slakr> breaking up with yourself, too <slakr> that'd be fun <slakr> especially the make-up sex. <Marybelle> I think Commons has pictures of that.
<Lara> So yes, as I was just discussing with my fellow BRCers, I am requesting from EVula my bit back. <Marybelle> Hmmm. <Marybelle> A cabal reformation? <EVula> and I'm thinking of holding out for sexual favors. <Lara> hahahaha <Mike_H> oh please <Mike_H> she'd do it willingly <Marybelle> True. <EVula> this is true. <Lara> :O <Marybelle> Mouth already open. <Marybelle> Have you no shame? <EVula> hahaha <Lara> :p <Mike_H> and the tongue is out. <Mike_H> You hussy.
// Talking about a problem editor, and trying to figure out why they are a problem. (not in the admin channel, for all you "omg IRC cabal!"-types) [withheld] EVula: he doesn't understand most stuff [withheld] or he doesn't care to understabd <EVula> no, I think it's good ol' idiotness, rather than willfull dumbassitude. * EVula is a wordsmith.
<scream> I understand nothing.
I have been called:
All the fun of the insults, but with the added bonus of physical violence! Yay!
I love humor. Here's funny stuff I've run across while doing wiki-work.
I'll be sure to add more as I find it...
The stuff above is just funny to me. Below is stuff that is intentionally funny and, more important, I like it well enough to link to it.
Not on a wiki, but still about Wikipedia.
<EVula> I've been given the name TallyBot for my RfA work... <Dreadstar> LOL... <Dreadstar> That's sooo cute! <Dreadstar> Lil' Tallybot...awww...sweet... <EVula> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TallyBot <Dreadstar> Now that'll get a girl right into the sack... <EVula> hah <EVula> "hey baby... want me to update your RfA tally? Oh yeah, I'll update
that number real good..." <Dreadstar> hah! <Dreadstar> Let me bot your tally, baby... <EVula> "mmm, you like that new support !vote, don't you? oh yeah..." <Dreadstar> lol..!
<SQLDb> she's the oldest and most banged up of all of them that I owned...
but, she's got the most charachter... :) <SQLDb> (and, the smoothest trigger....) <Giggy> :O <Giggy> Sounds like LaraLove
//When discussing wiki-orgies (don't ask why)... <Eliz81> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <Eliz81> what the hell kind of meetup is this? <GlassCobra> Lara and I were discussing getting lots of booze, then all
partying at the hotel room in our bathrobes <Eliz81> this isn't vegas right!! <GlassCobra> what do you think, EVula? <Eliz81> oh my god, you're all gonna have a wikiorgy <EVula> haha, sounds awesome. <EVula> that sounds awesome too <EVula> wait, no, too few females. <Eliz81> in the throes of passion <EVula> I don't want a sausage-fest wiki-orgy <Eliz81> make sure to cry out 'citation needed' <EVula> bwuhahaha <EVula> "you're the best I've ever had.{{fact}}"
<LaraLove> Like 80% of the BRC is Tool fans <Mike_H> I don't know what Tool is <EVula> Lara: I like them well enough. Does that bring it up to 85%? <Mike_H> but I listen to disco <Mike_H> so how about you have your Tool <Mike_H> and I have my disco <LaraLove> Yes! <EVula> Mike: you don't know what tool is? That's not what I heard! <Mike_H> EVula: I know YOUR tool. <LaraLove> hahaaha <GlassCobra> zing! <GlassCobra> and counter-zing! <LaraLove> haha <EVula> well played, sir.
<EVula> I'm going to start doing all my PHP and CSS comments in lolspeak. <EVula> "I CAN HAS IE WORKAROUND?" <LaraLove> haha <kylu> you totally should <LaraLove> :O idea!!! <EVula> "I'm in ur IE6, fixing ur box model" <LaraLove> Betacommand should make his own BCBot notices for user talk
pages and write them in LOLspeak <LaraLove> And use a little LOLCAT image instead of the red exclamation point <Astral_Enigma> haha <Astral_Enigma> LRN2TAG IMAGES PLZ <Astral_Enigma> *angryface* <EVula> haha <Astral_Enigma> YR IN OUR NFCC, VIOLATIN IT <EVula> "U suck @ teh licensorz!" <LaraLove> I can has your attenshun? Ur image uploadz is not been teh bests.
Is it can be u fix it tiem now, plz? Kthnxbai. BetacommandBot <LaraLove> XD
<Riana> you know what's odd <Riana> I sent cuddles to all my facebook friends yesterday <Riana> and all I've gotten back are spankings <Riana> I appear to be friends with some dirty dirty people <LaraLove> What did I send you? LaraLove thinks a spanking <Riana> you sent me spankings too! <LaraLove> haha <LaraLove> Yea... I guess you have a spankable ass. <Riana> I guess so. <LaraLove> At least we didn't all teabag you. <LaraLove> So it could have been worse, Riana <Riana> lol, did I tell you what it does when you want to teabag someone? <LaraLove> spot of tea <Riana> lame! <LaraLove> srs <Riana> if I want to rub my balls in someone's face... THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO
<Malinaccier> lol <Malinaccier> the new rage: wikidating <EVula> haha <Malinaccier> en.wikidate.org +P <Malinaccier> *=P <EVula> I dunno if I like the "anyone can date" concept. <EVula> sloppy seconds are one thing, but sloppy 289th? <Malinaccier> the free dating service <Malinaccier> ok <Malinaccier> wow <Dragonfly6-7> EVula - if the date's not going well, you can edit it <EVula> heh <EVula> I've been on dates that I would have *loved* to nominate for deletion. <Dragonfly6-7> "I'm forty-seven" <Dragonfly6-7> edit <Dragonfly6-7> "I'm nineteen" <EVula> "I swear officer, her article said she was eighteen!" <Dragonfly6-7> "I have a headache" <Dragonfly6-7> edit <Dragonfly6-7> "God, I'm so horny" <EVula> "...that's it?" -edit- "Oh baby, you're the best I've ever had!" <Malinaccier> *blocks* <Malinaccier> what could you block for? <Malinaccier> nothing <Dragonfly6-7> gives a whole new meaning to "Willy on Wheels" <EVula> bwuhaha. <EVula> I think women would use the block button moreso than the guys. <Malinaccier> probably <EVula> Pretty strict protection policy, too. <Malinaccier> lots of wikistalking <Dragonfly6-7> Significant problems with Goatse <Veinor> protected article == overpossessive parent <EVula> Dragonfly: yeah, you'd have to protect the infobox template so that someone doesn't make Goatse the default image. <EVula> ...though that would be utterly hilarious to see on a dating site. <Dragonfly6-7> Request for Chaperoneship
<Riana> about a week into using IRC I was like 'hey... how do you do it... so that you do an action' <Riana> lame n00b <Eliz81> i think that's an oxy moron when you're talking about IRC <Eliz81> you're not gonna get bumps on the street for bein all IRCed up :P <Riana> and I've tried :P <EVula> whatever <EVula> me and my IRC homedogs are always chillin' on the streets, you. <EVula> ...oh god damn I'm white. <Riana> did you mean 'yo' xD <EVula> oh fuck. <Riana> hahahahaha <EVula> I FAIL. <Riana> PLEASE add that to your quotes page <Eliz81> A for effort
<EVula> I wonder if I could put a hatnote on Uvula, directing them to my userpage instead. <kylu> EVula: do it. :) <kylu> maybe have evula, uvula, and vulva on a disambig... <EVula> haha <EVula> I can't say that I'm often mistaken for a vulva. <kylu> not even for the lulz? :) * kylu points at certain other wiki. :) <EVula> but you are what you eat. *shrug* <kwsn> EVula: so you're part of the female reproductive system? <kylu> kwsn: that's what she said. <EVula> kwsn: not as often as I'd like. :\
<|X|> Or EVula could just take a new picture :P <EVula> yeah, I'm more likely to just take a new picture --> krimpet has joined #wikipedia-en-admins <EVula> though I'd have to put on clothes first. <Mike_H> never. <Mike_H> :( <jdelanoy> EVula: that much work? * |X| warns krimpet to leave our highly intellegent conversation <jdelanoy> :) <EVula> jdelanoy: you underestimate how comfortable I am sitting in my boxers. <EVula> heya krimpet! * krimpet waves hesitantly to EVula <jdelanoy> lol
<Marybelle> Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. <Marybelle> Directly to the hanging ... chamber? <Marybelle> Gallows? <Marybelle> Where do you hang people today? <EVula> well, I'm hung *everywhere* I go... * EVula cheesy-winks at "the ladies" * kylu[afk] waves <Marybelle> Heh. <EVula> haha, awesome timing kylu
* Risker realises she's just dated herself again <carl-m> Risker: the best part of dating yourself is you can pick whatever restaurant you like <Risker> carl-m: indeed! <EVula> carl-m: but who picks up the tab? you, or yourself? <EVula> that could be an awkward conversation. <EVula> (more for the people within earshot than for yourself, though) <carl-m> heh <slakr> breaking up with yourself, too <slakr> that'd be fun <slakr> especially the make-up sex. <Marybelle> I think Commons has pictures of that.
<Lara> So yes, as I was just discussing with my fellow BRCers, I am requesting from EVula my bit back. <Marybelle> Hmmm. <Marybelle> A cabal reformation? <EVula> and I'm thinking of holding out for sexual favors. <Lara> hahahaha <Mike_H> oh please <Mike_H> she'd do it willingly <Marybelle> True. <EVula> this is true. <Lara> :O <Marybelle> Mouth already open. <Marybelle> Have you no shame? <EVula> hahaha <Lara> :p <Mike_H> and the tongue is out. <Mike_H> You hussy.
// Talking about a problem editor, and trying to figure out why they are a problem. (not in the admin channel, for all you "omg IRC cabal!"-types) [withheld] EVula: he doesn't understand most stuff [withheld] or he doesn't care to understabd <EVula> no, I think it's good ol' idiotness, rather than willfull dumbassitude. * EVula is a wordsmith.
<scream> I understand nothing.
I have been called:
All the fun of the insults, but with the added bonus of physical violence! Yay!