If you feel the need to vandalize Wikipedia, please do so here. I'd rather you vandalize my user page than any actual articles. Nonetheless, be aware that any vandalism left will be immediately removed, and may result in a block.

Derek's Userboxes This user has an md5 committed identity. See this userbox's invocation. This editor is an Apprentice Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge. This user is part of the Welcoming Committee. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle! UofC This user attends or has attended the University of Calgary. This user is male. Éireannach This user is Irish. This user comes from Canada. This user is a university student. This user's favourite subject is Politics This user is interested in politics. This user is an Aries. This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator.

Hey, my name is Derek, and I live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I have a passion for politics, and have interests in music, languages, international relations, magic, photography, and much more. I rarely add or edit articles in one specific category, but rather whatever I'm learning about at the time. I also have a fondness for reverting vandalism, and will spend hours of my employer's time searching and undoing it. (Sshh...don't tell anyone!)