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Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet
File:AOTSYOIT poster.jpg
Teaser poster
Directed by Dan the Hedgehog
Written byDan the Hedgehog
Produced byDan the Hedgehog
StarringDan Bruton
Lydia Brunk
Kirby Smith
Edited byLydia Brunk and Kirby Smith
Music byVarious artists
Production
companies
TheHappySpaceman Productions and Flying Brick Animations
Distributed by TheHappySpaceman
Release date
TBA
Running time
TBA
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish

Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet is an upcoming 2010 film starring Dan Bruton, Lydia Brunk, and Kirby Smith, and is directed by TheHappySpaceman Productions.

Plot Summary

The story depicts a sixteen-year-old Dan having an ordinary life until a weird contraption crash-lands in his backyard. He and his girlfriend Dani, along with his friends Tails and Oscar Wilde open it up to find a letter from Dan of the year 2068, having written a letter to himself from the past warning him that in the future, six-year-olds have taken over the internet. Every popular website has been h4cked by these evil six-year-olds. The letter says that it is Dan's destiny to stop them. With help from Shadow the Hedgehog and a secret army of kittens, will Dan and his friends stop the six-year-olds once and for all by fucking them dead?

Characters

  • Dan - A sixteen-year-old heterosexual web phenomenon who recieves a letter from himself in the future. Played by: Dan Bruton
    • Dan of the Future - Played by: Dan
  • Dani - Dan's girlfriend and intimate lover. Is good at h4cking websites. Played by: Lydia Brunk
  • Miles "Tails" Prower - A fifteen-year-old fox who is good at flying airplanes. Voiced by: Dan
  • Oscar Wilde - A writer of popular novels. Is Dan's second best friend. Voiced by: Kirby Smith
  • Shadow the Hedgehog - A dark hedgehog created by Professor Gerald Robotnik. Was hired by Tails to help them destroy the evil six-year-olds invading the Internet. Voiced by: Dan
  • The Secret Army of Kittens - Voiced by: Kirby and Dan
  • A reporter - Played by: Kirby

Release Date

TheHappySpaceman Productions was going to release the movie on January 1, 2012, but Dan said he wanted it released on July 4, 2011. Having dealt with Dan before in the past, the company gave up and gave it a 2010 release date instead.

MPAA Rating

This film is: Not Yet Rated because it hasn't come out yet.

External Links

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This following page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.
Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet
File:AOTSYOIT poster.jpg
Teaser poster
Directed by Dan the Hedgehog
Written byDan the Hedgehog
Produced byDan the Hedgehog
StarringDan Bruton
Lydia Brunk
Kirby Smith
Edited byLydia Brunk and Kirby Smith
Music byVarious artists
Production
companies
TheHappySpaceman Productions and Flying Brick Animations
Distributed by TheHappySpaceman
Release date
TBA
Running time
TBA
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish

Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet is an upcoming 2010 film starring Dan Bruton, Lydia Brunk, and Kirby Smith, and is directed by TheHappySpaceman Productions.

Plot Summary

The story depicts a sixteen-year-old Dan having an ordinary life until a weird contraption crash-lands in his backyard. He and his girlfriend Dani, along with his friends Tails and Oscar Wilde open it up to find a letter from Dan of the year 2068, having written a letter to himself from the past warning him that in the future, six-year-olds have taken over the internet. Every popular website has been h4cked by these evil six-year-olds. The letter says that it is Dan's destiny to stop them. With help from Shadow the Hedgehog and a secret army of kittens, will Dan and his friends stop the six-year-olds once and for all by fucking them dead?

Characters

  • Dan - A sixteen-year-old heterosexual web phenomenon who recieves a letter from himself in the future. Played by: Dan Bruton
    • Dan of the Future - Played by: Dan
  • Dani - Dan's girlfriend and intimate lover. Is good at h4cking websites. Played by: Lydia Brunk
  • Miles "Tails" Prower - A fifteen-year-old fox who is good at flying airplanes. Voiced by: Dan
  • Oscar Wilde - A writer of popular novels. Is Dan's second best friend. Voiced by: Kirby Smith
  • Shadow the Hedgehog - A dark hedgehog created by Professor Gerald Robotnik. Was hired by Tails to help them destroy the evil six-year-olds invading the Internet. Voiced by: Dan
  • The Secret Army of Kittens - Voiced by: Kirby and Dan
  • A reporter - Played by: Kirby

Release Date

TheHappySpaceman Productions was going to release the movie on January 1, 2012, but Dan said he wanted it released on July 4, 2011. Having dealt with Dan before in the past, the company gave up and gave it a 2010 release date instead.

MPAA Rating

This film is: Not Yet Rated because it hasn't come out yet.

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