"Functionless art is just tolerated vandalism. We are the vandals."

—  Type O Negative

Hi, I'm Jake, and I'm a Wikipedia Addict. I'm 14 years old and I'm currently living in the United States. I love music and theatre, but those are very vague, (for a complete list of my interests, see below). Most of the work and editing i do on here is on articles based on music and movies, but I'm a bit of a WikiGnome, so I also spend a lot of time wandering around cleaning up things here or there. I hope to be a Criminal Investigator or a Professor of Musical Theory some day, but first I have to graduate Junior High!

• Slasher flicks
• Psychobilly
• Aldous Huxley
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Opera
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Marilyn Monroe
• Horror Punk
• Jim Rose
• Frankenstein
• Bela Lugosi
• Corpse Bride
• Sword Collecting
• Animation
• George Romero
• Last.fm
• Audrey Hepburn
• Freak Shows

• Misfits
• Screamin' Jay Hawkins
• Frank Sinatra
• Calabrese
• Trans-Siberian Orchestra
• Horrorpops
• Koffin Kats
• Ludwig Beethoven
• Type O Negative
• Son of Sam
• The Doors
• R.E.M.
• I Am Ghost
• Megadeth
• Prince
• Danny Elfman
• Children of Bodom
• Dead Poetic
• George Carlin
• My Hero Is Me
• 69 Eyes
• Circle of Dead Children

• Hospital Massacre
• Dr. Giggles
• My Hero Is Me (Under Construction)

If you'd like to contact me outside of Wikipedia, I have two other active homepages:

This shows my musical tastes and is pretty much an open forum for discussion about music and preferences. My Last.fm Page

This is also a music site, but it isn't limited to musical discussion, here you can talk to me about anything! If you haven't already, make your own account! My Purevoulme Account