Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.
Skills
Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
Almost sentient
Fun Facts About Me
Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.
Skills
Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
Almost sentient
Fun Facts About Me
Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.