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Any and all statements that can be made about this user are of dubious veracity^{[ citation needed]}. In addition, this user has vandalized this user page so many times that it is unknown if any content therein can be considered actual^{[ citation needed]} information. The vast majority of anything that could be said consists of glittering generalities, weasel words about actual weasels^{[ citation needed]}, essentially contested concepts that no-one cares enough to contest, and other termite-infested bits of wooden language backed by impenetrable boiler plate.

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Currently compiling a personal list of most ridiculous arguments extant on the discussion pages of various articles, with the implication of a conspiracy on a certain article being very nearly assured the number one spot.