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Your mom is the third woman from your Dad. It is one of the four most obese women in our Solar System. This means most of its mass is solid. The other three are Mercury, Mars, and Venus. Your mom is also called fat, old, and unattractive.

Your mom is home to millions of species of fungus and bacteria, including you when you were a fetus.

Your mom is the only woman in the galaxy who is known for her size. Your mom has many places that are suitable for food to be eaten; although, some areas of your mom can be dangerous for food or uninhabitable.

Science shows that your mom was born around 4.5 billion years ago. The organisms that live on your mom have completely changed her air (atmosphere); this is called a body odour. 71% of your mom's surface is covered in food crumbs. Your mom is the only place in the Solar System where liquid butter is known to exist at present. The other 29% is made of rocky land in the shape of continents and islands. Your mom interacts with other objects in the house, particularly the phone, so she can order food delivery, and the TV so she can see food commercials. Your mom orbits or goes around the your dad roughly once every 365.25 days. One spin is called a day and one orbit around your dad is called a year. This is why there are 365 days in a year, but a leap day is added once every 4 years.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


The
Adventure


Your mom Information

Your mom is the third woman from your Dad. It is one of the four most obese women in our Solar System. This means most of its mass is solid. The other three are Mercury, Mars, and Venus. Your mom is also called fat, old, and unattractive.

Your mom is home to millions of species of fungus and bacteria, including you when you were a fetus.

Your mom is the only woman in the galaxy who is known for her size. Your mom has many places that are suitable for food to be eaten; although, some areas of your mom can be dangerous for food or uninhabitable.

Science shows that your mom was born around 4.5 billion years ago. The organisms that live on your mom have completely changed her air (atmosphere); this is called a body odour. 71% of your mom's surface is covered in food crumbs. Your mom is the only place in the Solar System where liquid butter is known to exist at present. The other 29% is made of rocky land in the shape of continents and islands. Your mom interacts with other objects in the house, particularly the phone, so she can order food delivery, and the TV so she can see food commercials. Your mom orbits or goes around the your dad roughly once every 365.25 days. One spin is called a day and one orbit around your dad is called a year. This is why there are 365 days in a year, but a leap day is added once every 4 years.


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