>look
User Page
You are standing in the middle of a howling white wasteland, devoid of any form of life. To the north, you spot a User Page. To the south, a cluster of userboxes huddles together, trying to stay warm. To the east, there is a talk page.
You see a copy of Zork, a laptop computer, a bookshelf, an annoying Wikipedia ad, and a large sign. Oh, and a pile of Doctor Who memorabilia in the corner.
>examine me
You are an intrepid Wikipedian, adventuring across the wide land of Wikipedia, scattering edits in your wake. They'd better be good ones.
>read sign
"This sign intentionally left blank."
>examine zork
It's a copy of that old text adventure from Infocom. It has NOT been downloaded in violation of copyright laws or anything, of course.
>examine laptop
Presently, its screen is showing The Train Job, from Firefly (TV series), one of the best sci-fi shows in existence. Curse you, Fox!
>examine ad
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| Wikipedia ads | file info – #20 |
>examine memorabilia
*shrug* What is there to say? There's quite a bit there, some Daleks, a Cyberman head, a sonic screwdriver, you name it. Ooo! And the full figurine set from The Five Doctors!
>examine bookshelf
It's a big old thing, with many books on it.
>look on bookshelf
There are several books on the shelves, including everything ever penned by J. R. R. Tolkien, the entire Chronicles of Narnia series, and a King James Version of the Bible. In addition to these, there is also a stack of computer games and a pile of electronics. The stack has many illustrious titles, including Portal, and the pile of electronics consists of three USB extension cords, two MP3 players, a flash drive, two pairs of headphones, a car charger, and several assorted power cords and adapters, none of which are compatible with one another.
>xyzzy
A voice that is not hollow in the slightest smugly says, "Nothing happens here."
>
Inform
A voice that is extremely hollow indeed screams, "HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE! TADS IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR! EXTERMINATE INFORM! EXTERMINATE!"
>look
User Page
You are standing in the middle of a howling white wasteland, devoid of any form of life. To the north, you spot a User Page. To the south, a cluster of userboxes huddles together, trying to stay warm. To the east, there is a talk page.
You see a copy of Zork, a laptop computer, a bookshelf, an annoying Wikipedia ad, and a large sign. Oh, and a pile of Doctor Who memorabilia in the corner.
>examine me
You are an intrepid Wikipedian, adventuring across the wide land of Wikipedia, scattering edits in your wake. They'd better be good ones.
>read sign
"This sign intentionally left blank."
>examine zork
It's a copy of that old text adventure from Infocom. It has NOT been downloaded in violation of copyright laws or anything, of course.
>examine laptop
Presently, its screen is showing The Train Job, from Firefly (TV series), one of the best sci-fi shows in existence. Curse you, Fox!
>examine ad
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| Wikipedia ads | file info – #20 |
>examine memorabilia
*shrug* What is there to say? There's quite a bit there, some Daleks, a Cyberman head, a sonic screwdriver, you name it. Ooo! And the full figurine set from The Five Doctors!
>examine bookshelf
It's a big old thing, with many books on it.
>look on bookshelf
There are several books on the shelves, including everything ever penned by J. R. R. Tolkien, the entire Chronicles of Narnia series, and a King James Version of the Bible. In addition to these, there is also a stack of computer games and a pile of electronics. The stack has many illustrious titles, including Portal, and the pile of electronics consists of three USB extension cords, two MP3 players, a flash drive, two pairs of headphones, a car charger, and several assorted power cords and adapters, none of which are compatible with one another.
>xyzzy
A voice that is not hollow in the slightest smugly says, "Nothing happens here."
>
Inform
A voice that is extremely hollow indeed screams, "HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE! TADS IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR! EXTERMINATE INFORM! EXTERMINATE!"