The abbreviation JBC can signify:

• JBC (Junior Bacon Cheeseburger or Jesus Beats Chicks) the name differs with your sexuality. JBC is God's(Jordan and Calwon, Jordan being the King of the Sea and Calwon the King of Wendys) tool to communicate with us mere mortals. Some notables in JBC are JewFrog(abadazndriver), LovestoSponge (St Shabock), TDA RedAlert, NifNif, JBtheBasher, ReallyBlackInk, Idog, and Slayerking. On the contrary, JBC has a sworn enemy in Christopher Smith (CashMoney) who is annoying. Also can be pronounced Jordan Bangs Chicks which is on the contrary to what we would expect because he is too good for that, just as JBC is too good for COD. However, Jordan enjoys acts of fellatio, as do all the participating members of JBC, and Calvin only enjoys one "piece of pussy he has sitting right behind him". Calvin commonly posts statuses on Facebook about the amazing extent of his love for his SPECIAL "piece of poonanny", which no one, but the lord our God, Jordan, could take from him. In addition, when passing a member of JBC one must bow and kiss their feet and/or present them with a 24 karat gold controller, this is the word of Jordan. Praise be to the holy trinity of Jordan, Calvin, and Calwon!

This reminds me of Jonjon 12:34 "Jordan shed his light onto thine lamb and JBC was made of the purist of elements raised by thy hand. Let the flowers grow and the lions roar so long as JBC retains their soveriegn rule over the domains of life further than that of COD; to a far more prominent kingdom, where JBC is no longer confined to the prison we call physicallity. We exist as pure entities traveling at the speed of light through hyperspace as we are all knowing and all the same, let Jordans light shine through this ubiquitous existense as the singular hope that is the past, present, and future and is everything in life and more. Praise be to Calwon the Great for he, too, offers light that only helps Jordans to shine brighter through the thick fog of dismay; for JBC has advanced to this change of perception and realized the greatness of the mushroom spore alien communication phones that many doubt to exist. He who believes in Jordan wears a suit of armor that nothing can break."

A personal quote now from president Obama, "I believe JBC's are alien communication devices that allow us to talk to god as they have molecules that have drifted through space for trillions of years and reformed here on earth. We lack the necessary technology to confirm or deny any theories, but Jordan is god and if he says so, i believe it.

In the old gamer's manual, Jordan described a day in which CashMoney would emerge from the underworld of GTA and FIFA '10. On this awful day of reckoning, Jordan will too emerge from the heavens of Michigan and his angels(JBC) and CashMoney's demons(MoneyFlashin and RDC) would collide in a tragic and beautiful plethora of violence. On this day, once again Jordan will be betrayed--as he was when he CashMoney attempted to orchestrate a coup d'etat on the empire of JBC and Jordan himself--by one of his closest followers. This being said, all current followers of the popular clan JBC willpower will be tested by the eternal temptation of CashMoney's GTA and FIFA '10 on this terrible day. It is also fortold that on this day Jordan will muster the force of his 11 nukes and pummel the competition, but CashMoney will survive. After this time, Jordan and CashMoney will have their final battle royal, in which the King of JBC will be anointed and thus be King of the mighty plains of JBC. On this day, Jordan and CashMoney's strength will be equal, and each will call upon their closest discipleship. Jordan will call upon the holy Calvin Walker, ruler of Wendys, and CashMoney will call upon the mighty forces of MoneyFlashin. At this time, the combination of Jordan and Calvin will overpower the evil duo of CashMoney and MoneyFlashin. Once this battle concludes, Jordan will restore bliss to the Inuit tribes of JBC on Xbox 360. However, because PS3 is a tool of CashMoney, followers of sony's evil machinations--in the form of the PS3--will be eternally cast into the deep fires of Idog's Cod4 Kill/Death. Once Jordan has defeated CashMoney and his darkness, he will appoint another supreme being to rule along side him, the supreme being will be chosen by multiple factors, including their K/D, hilarity, and clutch playing style.

Let great philiosophy flow through us all: What is a tryhard? but a mere player led stray of Jordan's visage, a reflection in the mirror of life for war is not a joke. I have seen people die so why don't you just come back and talk to me when your balls drop. Others such as Plato may argue that you should come back when you hit your next prestige, because his argument reflects the importance of prestiging on modern day survival. The counter argument to this claim would be that your balls dropping is more important as shown by Jordan's penis being the reason for the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico. This is one of the most controversial debates in history and will remain so for some time to come.

• Editora JBC (Japan Brazil Communication), a Brazilian publisher
• Jamaica Broadcasting Corporation
• JoongAng Broadcasting Corporation, the broadcast media arm of the JoongAng Media Network
• James Berryman Crew
• Japan Boxing Commission
• Japan Breeding farms' Cap
• JBC (group) - Lithuanian hip-hop group.
• Jews by Choice
• John Bosco College, former name of De La Salle John Bosco College in the Philippines
• Johnson Bible College in Knoxville, Tennessee, USA.
• The Journal of Biological Chemistry, a publication of The American Society for Biochemistry and Molecular Biology.
• Judicial and Bar Council - Philippine King Maker of Jurists
• Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, from Wendy's
• Shenyang Jinbei Vehicle Manufacturing Co., Ltd., a Chinese truck manufacturer

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