'David Riehm brith name Michael Riehm (born September 2, 1993) is an Canadian univeristy student currently attending Wilfred Laurier University. He holds the world record for longest piss in a residence stairway as well as most alcohol consumed in one night. He also enjoys hacking facebook accounts and stealing phones.In 2010 Riehm had a run in with the authorities when he was found in a black trench coat publicly masturbating in an Etobicoke public park. He was found not guilty after challenging the judge to a fight during his trial, while calling him a pussy. He is considered by many of his peers as a limp dick faggot and is frequently referred to as a modern day Charles Bronson.

Riehm has once again been brought into the school shooting media spotlight with similarities to the Virginia Tech Shootings and the Red Lake Shootings.^{[ dubious – discuss]}

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Riehm's law suit^{[ clarification needed]} against Cook County and ISD 166 is currently on appeal.

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