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Shortcut WP:DELETERS

Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!

Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!

You're banned anyway.

Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.

That is banned.

Deletionists!

Fine, leave! You're still banned!

Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.