This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community.

The assumption of bad faith is recommended, especially on newcomers.

Full list of the assumption

Assume that: Example1 is assuming the assumption of Example2, which assumes the assumption of Example3, which assumes the assumption of Example4, which assumes bad faith on a clearly constructive edit. Remember to change the user names to what you want, and do this on helpful newcomers because they are probably vandals.

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